Kamala Harris Is A Whore
Oh dear, the internet never forgets what Kamala did.
Would be such a shame if this went viral ;)
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HAPPY HONKLER NEWS SPECIAL - HOME OFFICE MIGRANT SCANDAL EXPOSED
Well, this was not expected, but here it is!
This really takes the biscuit... a South Wales based Civil Servant recently made contact with The Lord Kempsell, the youngest member of the House of Lords and a prominent member of the Order Order/Guido Fawkes team and alleged that twelve Civil Servants (10 based in London, one based in Cardiff and one based in Glasgow) are or have been involved in selling asylum documents to migrants via a Dark Web Market called 'Undermarket' through their involvement with two groups - one called 'EU Asylum' and one called 'EU Docs Store.'
The asylum seekers/illegal migrants buy these documents with cryptocurrency (mainly Bitcoin or Ethereum) and are then sent these documents which allow them access to the UK with no security checks.
As the cryptocurrency transaction cannot be traced by Police or Security Services, the twelve people alleged to be involved are then free to either mix the received cryptocurrencies, move them to other digital wallets or to cash out via a crypto to FIAT transaction or exchange crypto to PayPal or Stripe via a site such as HodlHodl or Symlix etc.
The twelve people are mentioned herein and (CAVEAT) this site is only repeating news which has been given as sourced by The Lord Kempsell and known to Paul Staines (Guido Fawkes).
Hopefully, this matter will be fully investigated, and if (as mentioned) the Home Secretary has knowledge of this and is also acting contrary to her role as a Cabinet Minister then she needs to be removed ASAP as this matter is a serious breach of public security and safety and is tantamount to treason.
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Silly Thing - Sir Keir Starmer Parody
Based on the Sex Pistols lesser known hit 'Silly Thing' here's another 'f*ck you Starmer' parody for your viewing pleasure.
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Floating Shits (Teenage Kicks Parody)
I wrote this for Feargal Sharkey's 'Clean Up The Waterways' campaign.
Despite me and Feargal disagreeing on quite a lot politically, I support him in his crusade to clean up our rivers and streams.
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Keir Starmer Is An Idiot (Labour Tribe Of Twits Parody Karaoke)
With apologies to A Tribe Of Toffs...
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Patriots Unite - YOU'RE THE VOICE
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT IN SILENCE
WE'RE NOT GOING TO LIVE WITH KEIR!
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The Real Brian Clough: The Full Documentary
Exploring the life of the greatest manager of all time.
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Chris P. Craptown - Solid Snake's Got Erectile Dysfunction (1988)
Another non-hit from the late 80s.
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92 Football League Clubs (New Song For the 2024-25 Football League Season)
Rejoice my footy frens, for we have returned and we're open for business at Happy Honkler Records with this piping hot new parody written by Credible Threat and sung by Al Steele - '92 Football League Clubs' is our latest offering from Honkler Towers and with the new football season almost upon us it's the ideal time to release it!
Featuring all of the 92 teams who'll be playing in the Premier and Football Leagues this season, this is a great singalong which we hope you all enjoy.
If you like our videos and would like to help us create more, then you can send us a donation at PayPal @ourcountryourfuture and we're also able to accept a number of cryptocurrencies as well (our email is happyhonklerrecords@gmail.com if you'd like to donate via cryptocurrency, please let us know which currency/coin you'd like to donate and we'll send you the Wallet ID).
Your donation will pay for studio time, AI software for when Al Steele can't help us out, as well as a payment to Credible for use of his lyrics as well.
NEW LYRICS
Arsenal and Tottenham
County, Forest - Nottingham
Derby County, Leeds United, just to name a few.
Burnley and Preston
Mansfield Town and Wrexham
Harrogate and Orient, Swindon Town and Crewe!
Newport County, West Ham
Cardiff, owned by Vincent Tan
Walsall, Rotherham, at St. Andrews, Birmingham
We also have Man City
Included in this ditty
Of the teams living the dream, it's time to tell you what it means:
92 Football League Clubs
There are some names you will know, and there's some that you won't.
92 Football League Clubs
You now know some teams for sure, but there are many more...
Leicester City, Bromley
Accrington and Pompey
Next we've Bristol City, Carlisle's furthest north
Doncaster and Ipswich
Gillingham and Norwich
Fleetwood and Grimsby – both are fishing ports
The North East has Sunderland
Port Vale have a famous fan
Colchester and Salford who want to stay up in League Two!
Barrow, Wimbledon, Aston Villa, Wigan
Now that we have reached half-way, there's still some more to say:
92 Football League Clubs
There are some names you now know, and some that you still don't.
92 Football League Clubs
You now know these teams for sure, but there's quite a few more...
Stockport, Newcastle
Liverpool will battle
The South Coast has Brighton, Luton keep on fighting
Blades and Wednesday, Sheffield
In League One, there's Huddersfield
Stoke on a weekday night
Watford, Reading, that's alright!
Coventry, Southampton
Swansea, Northampton
QPR and Burton
Spireites back for certain
Middlesbrough and Bournemouth
Exeter and Plymouth
Hull City and Millwall – I am nearly through 'em all!
92 Football League Clubs
There are lots of names you know, but still some that you don't.
92 Football League Clubs
There's a few more left to go, so it's on with this show...
The Tykes are Barnsley
The Imps are Lincoln City
Morecambe, Stevenage, Chelsea and Cambridge
Shrewsbury and Blackburn
Bradford City, your turn
Charlton and Palace
(Not that kind of Palace)
Oxford and MK Dons
Tranmere Rovers, Cheltenham
One more verse then we're done
First the chorus must be sung:
92 Football League Clubs
Most of these you now know, but there's a couple more to go;
92 Football League Clubs
We won't be defeated, 'cause we've nearly completed
Bristol Rovers, West. Brom
With Brentford and Everton
Blackpool, Bolton
Soon this song shall be done
Wolverhampton Wanderers
In the Midlands, yonder
Fulham playing by the Thames
It's nearly coming to the end
Peterborough are called the Posh
Man U want to win the lot
Wycombe Wanderers down in Bucks.
Promotion dreams or out of luck?
Finally there's Crawley
I guess we're done now, surely?
I believe it – yes it's true
I've finally done the 92!
92 Football League Clubs
Now you know all the names, time to go enjoy the games
92 Football League Clubs
and when we're all gone, they will still play on, and on, and on, and on, and on....
92 Football League Clubs
Now you know all the names, your life just won't be the same
92 Football League Clubs
Now you know all the names, you will never ever be ashamed!
92 Football League Clubs
Now you know all the names, of the legends and their fames!
92 Football League Clubs
Now you know all the names, time to play this song again!
92 Football League Clubs!
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When Does A Glory Hole Become A Glory Hole - Peter Pubes (1989)
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair's favourite song.
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Cliff Sherbert - I'm Stuck In Traffic Again (1988)
The caped crusader with childhood issues and a big trust fund is late for his date fighting crime... again!
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Grey Afternoon - We Don't Think You'd Be A Good President (Respectfully, We Won't Vote For You)
Way more punk than Green Day.
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Surf Rockers - Glue My Thumbs to My Nipples and Pretend to be a T-Rex (60s Non Classic)
Still a belter from the age of Surfin' USA and all that...
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Steven Dawson & The 9/11 Towel
Note to all that Steve and his micro penis were not responsible for the events of that day.
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Ted Bacon II - I'm Andy's Mom's Vibrator (Rare 80s Non Hit)
The toy we did not see in the Toy Story movies...
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Nationwide League Extra (October 15th 1996)
Highlights from the Football League from the mid 90s.
Used to stay up watching this show (12:30am) on Monday nights, no wonder I was always tired on Tuesday morning at school!
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The Buggles - Live In Las Vegas (2023)
From ABC to ZTT. The 'man who invented the 80's' celebrated his 75th birthday on July 15th 2024.
The Trevor Horn team sends congratulations by giving the fans the opportunity to watch the full show of 'The Buggles - Live in Las Vegas'. Trevor Horn and the band perform a set full of hits that defines not only the life of the producer, but a whole decade.
00:00 Two Tribes (Instrumental)
04:23 Living In A Plastic Age
09:58 Elstree
14:53 I Am A Camera
20:31 Close (To The Edit)
23:40 Owner Of A Lonely Heart
30:24 Video Killed The Radio Star
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Rodney Munch - It's Time To Take a Sh*t on the Company’s Dime (1980s Non Hit)
Kajagoogoo wouldn't record it, but Rodney did.
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