Happy Valley Speak Easy

The Kite Festival, Hyrum's incredibly aggressive haiku, Jeremy's new haircut, Kimball has roller coaster PTSD, Florida: the gift that keeps on giving, Jeremy's starting to do open mics again, Hyrum verbally abuses his students, Jeremy has a gun, Hyrum is going into counselling, Hyrum streams on twitch, Kimball is starting to stream on YouTube, Taylor's car, The Brothers Crum, Hyrum's student's screwed up home life, one of his students parents is a taxidermist, Swamp Boogers, Go back far enough and we're all related to rapists, a discussion of the Tiger King (and Trump's other pardons), and Hyrum ran into Tom Cruise when Hyrum was 5

Episode 82 Filmed on 12/13/2021 The Christmas/Death Threat Episode 0:00:25 Does Jeremy live in a crack house? 0:01:12 Hyrum’s favorite time of year – end of semester! 0:02:11 Hyrum’s interpretation of the Christmas Story 0:07:12 Reindeer Rim Job 0:08:00 Hyrum’s mafia stories 0:09:57 One of Hyrum’s porn stories 0:12:10 How to make your porn name 0:14:30 Jeremy won $100 betting on a UFC 0:17:09 Bad movie reviews 0:26:00 Jeremy challenges to watch “Uncut Diamonds” because he hates it 0:31:52 Christmas Plans 0:32:57 Hyrum’s Christmas 2020 0:34:28 Hyrum’s Relationship Update 0:38:36 Update on Hyrum getting a house 0:41:40 Hyrum taught two of his girlfriend’s sons 0:43:30 Hyrum’s Provost (Vice-President) (F) is under investigation for molesting… a gay guy 0:47:14 Kimball’s local college (Dixie State University) is changing its name to Utah Technical University 0:57:26 Every year at Christmas Time, there’s a stupid debate 1:06:20 Steven Segal Movies 1:10:19 Chris Farley wasn’t martially trained 1:11:40 What’s Hyrum’s perception of Alec Baldwin and “Rust” 1:19:33 Travis Scott and Astro World 1:22:59 New ecofriendly plastic made of Salmon sperm 1:25:01 Jeremy has a gambling problem 1:28:17 Brothers Crumb update (one died of Covid) 1:39:00 Jeremy looks like Jeffery Dahmer 1:42:30 Hyrum want to teach using porn 1:47:27 Jeremy meeting his first real racist 1:48:39 It’s hard to get away with murder these days 1:50:12 Notable deaths 1:54:49 How close was Hyrum to cartel situations while in Mexico? 2:00:18 There is one town in Mexico run by the drug lord 2:01:38 Hyrum should put lessons on PornHub 2:06:00 “Sexy Beasts” on Netflix 2:09:09 Ending it out with freestyle 2:10:16 Bombing on stage

No intro - lots of technical issues, we are all in person, got an email at podpeople@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com, and created new email addresses (spencerscorpse@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com, spencersdead@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com and spencersrottingcorpse@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com), new segment - Kimball's Happy Time, Hyrum's new "porn", more Tiger King updates, Hyrum's new game - Crinkle Socks, a little Limp Bizkit, kittens at the zoo, Jeremy's new game - being "Faced", TikTok Street Smarts, more grandpa stories, Hyrum will be going back to New York after the summer, an odd discussion of the Smith's, Hyrum's Woke, proustite Nazi gold, Jeremy made a Haiku, drunk gamblers in Las Vegas, Grandpa will be working a movie in Nauvoo for most of June, the unmade sequel to "Footloose", discussing Josh Duggar, Jeremy is the human version of Droopy Dog, Hyrum thinks Kimball needs counselling, is today the day?, talked about Bill Gates, the doctor who delivered Jeremy was most likely murdered, Hyrum died at his birth, Hyrum watches "Deadly Women", Crinkle Domino's

Episode 81 Recorded 10/4/2021 0:00 Hyrum wants a sung intro 0:42 St. George UT may be a good spot to attempt murder 1:00 Jeremy didn't mean to bring Covid home to his grandparents 1:51 Hyrum has a new - stable – girlfriend 2:59 Hyrum is starting to work on loan to get a new house 3:58 Hyrum's aggressive Haiku 6:02 Tiger King Updates 9:06 Hyrum wants to rework "A Christmas Carol" - where is the most shameful place you have masturbated? 11:46 if you're racist - you're homophobic 12:48 Another Two Aggressive Haikus 14:34 Another Aggressive Haiku 15:31 Bruce Campbell's "Bruce Fest" 17:59 Kimball's youngest child is getting into sports (and Kimball got roped into being coach) 20:33 Members of Theater stage and film workers are going to strike 26:33 Super Mario Bros and The Bodyguard are slated to be remade 32:49 OnlyFans temporarily banned porn 34:06 Movie Reboot Review 51:06 Squid Game Review 57:51 More Another Six Aggressive Haikus 1:01:17 There’s going to be a Live Action “Rick & Morty” 1:02:01 Another Aggressive Haiku 1:03:47 Abba did a comeback tour 1:08:16 Hyrum doesn’t dare psycho-analyze any of the family members 1:12:44 Bands and singers Hyrum can’t listen to because of Spencer and Kimball’s music choices in Hyrum’s youth 1:15:16 Hyrum’s abortion conspiracy theory 1:18:44 Norm McDonald memorial 1:39:39 Closing out with two Aggressive Haikus

Opening with Sponge Bob Jelly Fish Dance Party, Hyrum’s big news (NOT gay) – Jeremy has AIDS (corona), DS missing, discovered Jean-Claud Van Johnson (Damme), “you guys” is not considered offensive, Hyrum thinks “y’all” is worse, girls who say “y’all” fisting is second base, Kimball has pause issues (fisting is Hyrum’s Segway word), items for sale from Hitler's train (including his “cream jar”), Hyrum listens to anti-Semitic artists (The Beatles), New York state is very much different from New York City, does Hyrum and Kimball’s mother have Dementia?, Jeremy believes everything he reads on the internet, Hyrum’s horror stories of chewing tobacco, construction site music, memories of “Pirate Island Pizza”, most restaurants are spins on the theme of Applebee’s, Hyrum is damaged, there is something wrong with male Gynecologists, Amazon tracks their employees, deep issues with Subway (Hyrum was trying to be classy) which led into talking about chicken at McDonalds and Wendy’s (BK was left out), Jeremy talked about his work with at risk kids, Hyrum expressed his feelings about 18/19 year olds, Swamp Cougars, Hyrum told a shoe shitting story, Bungled Baja, visiting the filming of “Midnight Meat Train”, Georgia Ikea’s Juneteenth lunch menu, out-tro of Flamingo

Screwed up techno intro, Taylor is running the video switcher, this is NOT Kimball's podcast, Jeremy is under quarantine (roommate tested positive to Covid-19), Hyrum believes "anything is a dildo if you try hard enough", what it's like to date a trust fund baby, Taylor is now DS (Drunk Sperm), blow & hookers, having a closed casket funeral takes away jobs, Jeremy wants to be on "America's Got Talent", need to crossover "Slacks" and "Kill Dozer", talked about "Dead Snow", DS clicks very loudly, what are the voices saying?, who started "Gay Chicken"?, what Hyrum learned from TikTok, more on Steven Segal films, discussion of Shia Lebuff, Hyrum's soul is a black hole, more Bungled Baja, talked about John Candy, Florida the gift that keeps on giving - more on the youth pastor, Dead Pool on who dies next in our family, Hyrum and Kimball need to make a movie that fails with other people's money "Songs of the South 2, Uncle Remus's Reckoning", who's going to rape Kimball in the mental institution?, Hyrum should be a serial killer but chooses not to be, Jeremy saw Grandma and Grandpa having sex, time for toilet babies, closed out with Yanni.