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Every story starts somewhere! Why not begin HERE? Whether you're brand new to this saga of gibberish, or even if you just finished watching Episode #64, it doesn't matter one bit: Time is a wheel! 1077 days ago, Sheriff Bill was put in charge of Cabeza Policia. Everything that has happened since that day has been the direct result of his executive decisions. Is he the leader his subordinates deserve? It's Emory Bunny's FIRST DAY on the job, and he couldn't be more full of optimism... It's his very first Safety Meeting! Everything should work out just fine! http://TheMars.cafe #MarsCafe #Cydonia #pumpkin #nightmare #Lysithea #Ceres #molluskfantasy #PulpTarot #LynxPiss #warhead #tube #pipe #HighSubmergence #UAP #JellyfishUFO #NeilBreen #GaryMathias #TonyMathias #2024 #Bidenomics #EmoryBunny #Influencer #CodeBanana #CheckMeOut #SpaceByron #BTS #PoohBear #russiangirl #toxic #Ukraine #GarysMom #love #Cydonia #Bimbigne #KillerWhale #Submarine #StormyDaniels #FunnyPages #TinyRobotNeil #ExtremeSports #healthandsafety #Picnics #Shellfish #hashtag #Lobster #Champagne #alzheimers #QContinuum #Luftwaffe #Savagery #PrincessKavorkian #CodePurple #ScorpionKing #Groovy #WorldFone #RescueRangers #SneakPeek #AtomicDevice #JeremyCorbell #SwineLife #TrustMeBro #Analysis #ontologicalshock #hucksters #spotlight #chalkboard #RussianHookers #Putin #PorkConvention #WarmingGel #UAP #ShamuLives #killerwhale #scorpionking #PulpTarot #tarotcards #unrest #Nostradamus #ChosenOne #Neptune #UncleCurtis #BWC #GhostGirl #WormPit #BlackBox #Cydonian #ParticleBeam #NightVision #CookieBear #Tullianum #pandering #cliffhanger #diversity #defunded #accountability #Monica #Spycraft #Tiffany #HazyPudding #Autograph #missile #MoviePremiere #SpoilerAlert #InsectCavern #CreamCorn #SoundClown #TittyBumtickle #squatter #TheGaryMathiasBand #Unmasked #DeathRay #AngryRobotHead #CodeFrench #CodePerch #TriggerWarning #sexytalk #porno #UncleCurtis #pimp #BipolarDisorder #profanity #pastry #censorship #Bimbigne #Tractor #Transponder #PedroSerrano #carnivore #CompletionFunds #BathSalts #Saltburn #PoliceBrutality #HotPockets #UFO #UAP #TiffanyTucker #LasVegas #checkmeout #Sputnik #PeniSoil #friedeggs #sardine #Plasmox #FoyPongu #tweakers #SwineLife #PigPeople #therapy #TotemAnimals #SpaghettiInMyPants #DeathHole #PresidentMan #NoodleHockey #SandFish #LynxPiss #Tiffany #SimulationAnxiety #PhobosTechCrew #hairgel #ThreatLevel #Fresca #Dreamland #hoist #CookieBear #Loafy #MenstrualFarm #CodePerch #deadbeat #TimeIsAFlatCircle #unemployed #high #SpecialDiet #fentanylcrisis #Models #auditorium #choochootrain #Dryads #zoop #NA #AA #KAARP #DEA #NRA #DNA #RNA #NWA #FML #Outdoorsman #TrueCrime #HomelessChallenge #MikeFast #cruising #MidnightCowboy #Serbia #DrSalish #SituationRoom #Plasmox #ProjectorEyes #SpaceBrain #Space1999 #PimpAttack #Encouragement #PerformanceReview #Udders #SugarFish #SeriousRadio #javelinthrow #armageddon #hellfire #inferno #20bucks #CodePickerel #butteredsodomy #CodeBlue #CodeBuffalo #HappyPants #plasticandy #AndyRobot #Brent #LiquidationLarry #sodomy #AncestorSimulation Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/produc... THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.

Once upon a time, Space-Byron had a squirrel for a pancreas. Original synopsis for this important video: Space-Byron explains why his pancreas (or any pancreas) needs more corn than any other organ! This scene was cut from Chapter 19: "Story Town"! Awesome! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot http://themarscafe.com #ifuckmyowncat #cancer #sexrobots #diseaserelief #hgfhygfhgfgh #recovery #diet #health #toxicity Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Sheriff Bill imparts old survival wisdom! This archival scene was cut from Chapter 30: "Tight Ship" because our high-end VFX were not completed on time! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #survivalism #outdoors #native #skills #wasteland #folklore #wisdom #psychic #ghosts #corn #sheep And please sign up for the next #Masterclass at-- http://themars.cafe Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for karaoke & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Enjoy a piece of the future, in the past, but experienced in the present. It's the least we can do while waiting for Phase-4 of The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show to finally arrive. This vignette features Tiny Robot Neil, and it occurs in some nebulous corner of later Phase-3 (after "Cornhole Investigation" but before "Therapy Animals"). Original 2023 synopsis: The bedroom community of Bizmot has been in bad decline for decades, and now it's down to just two residents: Uncle Curtis and Tiny Robot Neil. Tiny Robot Neil has to do all the cooking and cleaning around the stately Cydonian manor, while mad Uncle Curtis wastes his time on "Economic Espionage", hoping to someday perfect a stealth device that will, in theory, eavesdrop on neighboring communities and glean their "secret to success". Who knows? Uncle Curtis might finally turn things around for Bizmot. Meanwhile, all Tiny Robot Neil wants to do is die. This cartoon show is fun for the whole family! #MarsCafe #FaceOnMars #Cydonia #AirCommand #LittleBooks #Wastelands #SevenGods #RoadsToTheEasternWorld #SpyBalloon #GhostTowns #Cabeza #SexRobots #SheriffBill #EmoryBunny #HardWork #Radio #RedPlanet #NoFlyZone #China #Allergies #Science #Dementia #StrategicNukes #BunsUp #Kneeling #Wheeling #Dealing Hey! It's already April of 2023! What's really going on here? Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Why does everyone hate Bimbigne? I guess we'll have to wait for the series premiere! Let's hope The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show Phase-4 debuts soon! (It won't.) #Bimbigne #GaryMathias #MarsCafe Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Gary Mathias is a great and talented musician. He recorded a song for his most recent episode podcast show, but that episode ran long, so the song was cut. Then, it turned out that there's an awful lot of Trump graphics in Tony Mathias' hard drive, so Gary's song was repurposed as a theme song for Trump to use for his re-election campaign. Beautiful! Gary says, "This is one song that Donald Trump is definitely allowed to use on the campaign trail!" Gary's going to be a star! Don't forget to Like and Subscribe to THE GARY MATHIAS EXPERIENCE! #ChristopherHitchens #HighSubmergence #UAP #JellyfishUFO #GaryMathias #TonyMathias #2024 #Bidenomics #Influencer #CheckMeOut #BTS #TomCruise #Russia #Ukraine #GarysMom #Bimbigne #KillerWhale #Submarine #StormyDaniels #EiffelTower #HaileeSteinfeld #Picnics #CrookedHillary #Lobster #Champagne #Luftwaffe #SimonCowell #PrincessFergie #CareyElwes #GroverMcLean #SneakPeek #GeorgeKnapp #JeremyCorbell #TrustMeBro #TwoMoreWeeks #ontologicalshock #hucksters #GrabEmByThePussy #MAGA #spotlight #MelaniaTrump #RussianHookers #Putin #Spycraft #VannaWhite #Autograph #MoviePremiere #SpoilerAlert #SoundClown #TittyBumtickle #TheGaryMathiasBand #IanPunnett Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot Titty bumtickle. Titty, titty bumtickle.

At 43 years old, Gary has become a talented musician, an eloquent podcaster, and a vital celebrity influencer. Gary recently purchased a giant shoe from Amazon and now his Dad is angry about the enormous charge on his Visa card... but it will be OK because Gary saw a UFO last night, and now notorious UFO huckster Jeremy Corbell is coming on the program to spill the beans on the government's plans for Disclosure. Gary's homeless friend, Bimbigne, has stepped into the role of producer, so the quality is through the roof! Don't forget to Like and Subscribe to THE GARY MATHIAS EXPERIENCE! #ChristopherHitchens #HighSubmergence #UAP #JellyfishUFO #GaryMathias #TonyMathias #Influencer #CheckMeOut #BTS #TomCruise #Russia #Ukraine #GarysMom #Bimbigne #KillerWhale #Submarine #EiffelTower #HaileeSteinfeld #Picnics #Lobster #Champagne #Luftwaffe #SimonCowell #PrincessFergie #CareyElwes #GroverMcLean #SneakPeek #GeorgeKnapp #JeremyCorbell #TrustMeBro #TwoMoreWeeks #ontologicalshock #hucksters #Spycraft #VannaWhite #Autograph #MoviePremiere #SpoilerAlert #SoundClown Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & penis. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Gary Mathias is an Internet sensation with 13 subscribers! He is hosting a podcast show with his dad, Tony Mathias. Gary has recently attended an advance screening of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 8, where he received Tom Cruise's autograph, and now Tony is kind of jealous. Gary tells all about the new flick, and dishes on Tom's incredible new stunts! Don't forget to Like and Subscribe to THE GARY MATHIAS EXPERIENCE! #DeadReckoningPart2 #HighSubmergence #MissionImpossible #GaryMathias #TonyMathias #Influencer #CheckMeOut #BTS #TomCruise #Russia #Ukraine #GarysMom #KillerWhale #Submarine #EiffelTower #HaileeSteinfeld #SimonCowell #MarcellusWallace #CareyElwes #GroverMcLean #SneakPeek #Thunderballs #Spycraft #Lalo&Switch #Autograph #MoviePremiere #SpoilerAlert Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Return to a simpler time, back before the Simulation Experiment fractured the maxi-verse! Revisit the day four of our merry Cabeza Policia heroes ventured down to the cinema-plex to watch the latest content from The Star Wars. Original synopsis: Sheriff Bill, Emory Bunny, Moochie, Mike Fast, and Space-Byron head to the Cabeza Cinema to watch the latest episode of The Star Wars, though it's entirely possible they're going to be treated to a questionable Serbian bootleg version (which tends to happen on Mars). Emory thought it was a perfect masterpiece, because his brain is small, and Bill was left feeling insulted, confused, and annoyed, which is beyond reasonable. The commentary track for the entire film is included here! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #film #analysis #criticism #PaulBunyan #catintimacy #bignose And purchase more quality Serbian bootlegs at yourasshole.com Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

A terrible musical montage from way back in Phase-2. (Please visit the channel "The Mars Cafe Web Vacuum" for more of that garbage.) This is why we can't have nice things. #marscafe #sheriffbill #musicvideo #cartoonshow Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

While you wait for the debut of Phase-4: Episode #64 (if it ever comes), why not step into the past and reminisce a little? This heartfelt deleted scene comes from waaaayy back in Phase-1... Original synopsis: Emory Bunny attempts to exert his agency and independence from Veronica-5, and wants to go to the "Pickle Frolic" tiity bar for the evening, but Sheriff Bill declines because he has important work-related stuff to do. What a reversal! This scene was cut from Chapter 14: "Mister Popular" wholly by accident (and narrative incompetence), and because the shot is flipped for no logical reason (Why is Sheriff Bill's tin-star on the wrong side?). There's literally no way to fix this for inclusion! Take a drink of #lynxpiss every time Emory mentions the #tittybar. You'll be drunk even before Bill! http://cydonianwizards.lunch #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #treaty #Cydonia #psychic #devil #extraordinaryclaims #extraordinaryproof #charlatan #pariah #conartist #justice Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Bill and Emory attempt to infiltrate China's Web-Trout Internet service, vertically, but Bill thinks he only has 15 seconds to deliver his important message... whatever it is. Is your attention span long enough to endure a PikPok? #Mars #TikTok #SocialMedia #WastingTime #GiantEye #WorldAffairs #ModernTimes #PortraitMode #DeadInternet #GenerationZ It is unclear whether this PikPok transmission happened in real life, or just in Bill's mind. Please enjoy it. Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Emory Bunny gets defensive when "The Mimosa Guy" (formerly "The Bird-Head Guy") stops by to plug the new "Mimosa Drink" on The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show. He didn't find a way to win a second term as the red planet's President Man, but he's sure to find a way into our alcoholic hearts. #Mars #mimosa #drunk #anger #sponsor #bunny #violence #politics #debate #left #right #MAGA #assholes #Antifa #ACLU #BLM #MCU #DCEU #France #booze #Pepsi #OceanSpray #unity #peoplefucking Are you new here? Why not subscribe? Fuck, yes, do that. It's a great idea. Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for pain & sorrow. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Alex Jones wishes he had a supplement like this one! Pick up the telephone and order today! Buy the ticket, take the ride! All your favorite promotional ads in one place! #marscafe #yearsformonths #bigcock #pulptarot #skipad #promotion #order #amazon #specialoffer #buy #bitcoin #cancer #toothbrush #cleanse #baldness #cumshot #dogecoin #cabinetgate #TrumpHarris #BushMaster4500 #TammySvrcek Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

This is almost certainly a set-up for a future Mars Cafe incursion, but let's all just play along and pretend this is a self-contained tale about Death & Loss. (It's not. You're being tricked.) Original synopsis: This faceless man can't read the clock, can't find the car rental booth, and doesn't even realize he's supposed to be solving his own murder mystery. He's headed to the fabled Elven Mountains and doesn't have the faintest idea why. Will he find his way out of the airport? With luck, his old Gym Teacher, Mr. Curtis, will help him out... Here are the stupid hashtags: #Death #Murder #Mystery #Oblivion #Eternity #Investigation #TrueCrime #GymTeacher #CongestiveHeartFailure #Self #Suicide #Soul #Spirit #Airport #Destination #Toxic #Relationship #Cosmic #Agnosticism #Fate #NewAge #Tribal #Cultural #Appropriation #Consciousness #Atheism #Purpose #Nihilism #France #Serbia #SeatSale #QEII #Terminal #Cancer #SpaceShuttle #DHowardDrFineDrHoward #Introspection #Futility #Pizza #Sopranos #JustinBieber #JamesFranco #MichaelImperioli #Bunny #ExGirlfriend #BiPolarDisorder #GunControl #NYC #NewJersey #TesticularTrouble #Mask #Smiley #Luggage #SocialMedia #JFK #Travel #influencers #KellyTaylor #YearsForMonths #MentalHealth #DreamTechnology #SimulationExperiment #MarsColonization #Hashtags #HAARP #LostCivilizations #PreHistory Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

It's going to be quite a wait before Phase-4 of The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show debuts on this channel. Fortunately, there's a small pile of tangential content to tide you over... Let's head to Earth and see what's going on with Tarot Cards! This short video will help you better understand the 10 of Swords and become a top-notch card-reader! Synopsis: "An unruly magazine collector enters a vintage book store, and proceeds to cause havoc when he steals an old bookmark and then unleashes a miniature Cthulhu." Preferred deck: THE PULP OF TAROT (Revised & Updated Edition) Publisher: AUSTRABOREA Available at: DRIVE-THRU CARDS Music by: KELLY TAYLOR https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot http://TheMars.cafe Hashtags: #tarot #tarotdeck #tarotcards #pulp #pulptarot #swords #tens #gunslingers #eldritchhorror #eldergods #shoppinglist #crime #collectibles #cards #drawing #magazine #subscription #ESP #newage #occult #marscafe #HowTo #tutorial #prognostication #shoplifting #UFO #antinques #radio #movieposters #cashonly #blackstacks #ChampionChimp #ChimpHenson #UAP #LasVegasUFOAttack Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Is this a serene meditation on Death, or is this a secret spin-off of The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show? Are the two going to intersect, somehow, in the future? Original synopsis: ... Well, where are you now? You have no face. You have no friends. And you have no idea where you've arrived. Or why. But your crazy ex-girlfriend will surely be waiting for you in the airport's food court. It's just another day on planet.... Earth? Relax. Just go with it. Would you like some pizza? You're going to endure something terrible. Maybe you'll... probably... be fine...(?) Here are the stupid hashtags: #Death #Murder #Mystery #Oblivion #Eternity #Self #Suicide #Soul #Spirit #Airport #Destination #Toxic #Relationship #Cosmic #Agnosticism #Fate #NewAge #Tribal #Cultural #Appropriation #Consciousness #Atheism #Purpose #Nihilism #France #Serbia #SeatSale #QEII #Terminal #Cancer #SpaceShuttle #DHowardDrFineDrHoward #Introspection #Futility #Pizza #Sopranos #JustinBieber #JamesFranco #MichaelImperioli #Bunny #ExGirlfriend #BiPolarDisorder #GunControl #NYC #NewJersey #TesticularTrouble #Mask #Smiley #Luggage #SocialMedia #JFK #Travel #influencers #KellyTaylor #YearsForMonths #MentalHealth #DreamTechnology #SimulationExperiment #MarsColonization #Hashtags #HAARP #KAARP "Everything will be OK in the end". (Nope.) Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor. Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes. Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot

Is 2024 the worst year in the whole history of cinema? Things are about to get worse. Here's an exclusive preview of The Bread Movie. First look! Teaser trailer! The Bread Movie! In cinemas this Christmas! #bread #whitebread #brownbread #pumpernickel #frenchbread #ryebread #bread #bread #bread #movie #trailer #wonderbread #breadparty #stale #Trap #Borderlands #AlienRomulus #CinemaVomit