TheDimNews LIVE: Catching Up on News, Trump, Zelenskyy, Elon | I Got Run Over by a Car!

Join Alex and me for a live stream, tonight at 9 ET! Covering this week's news and other junk.

LIVE CHAT:

Qriist
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You may be wondering why I gathered you here today. That's unfortunate, because if I have to tell you then you'll never know. *cackles maniacally* Also, FIRST.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey what is this stream? I've heard some interesting things about it. Lots of goose porn, some cannibal stuff, chicks fighting like on The View.

Qriist Supporter+ I think it's just a clipshow of geese on a loop.

Qriist Supporter+ Doesn't seem to have any other content tbh.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Sorry. We haven't talked in forever.

Qriist Supporter+ girl talk, schmirl talk

JQuickDraw Supporter girl talk, Erl talk

JQuickDraw Supporter Do it like in The Big Lebowski. Hand them a coffee tin for the ashes. That saves you on the cost of the urn.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Top story tonight: death on auto-pilot. A strange case of VEHICLE manslaughter. An entire family and their pets - run over by a car . . . being driven by NO ONE."

Egerog hi

JQuickDraw Supporter I want my ashes to be baked into cookies and given to my enemies.

JQuickDraw Supporter I love that I have both of you seriously discussing how to successfully bake dead people into cookies.

JQuickDraw Supporter Okay, my enemies and you too, Beverly.

JQuickDraw Supporter Now I know who to designate in my will to handle the baking duties lol.

Egerog top chef
OakPoke Supporter+ Zelensky should have come in with a cross of ashes on his forehead while saying he's sorry and praising Jesus.
OakPoke Supporter+ Good evening ladies, long time no see. Howdy, fellas.

JQuickDraw Supporter No one mentioned it in the media, but Zelensky had a quick call with Nuland and a few other neocons, and they told him to not give an inch and fight Trump.
OakPoke Supporter+ For sure & he met with the dems. Surely they all told him what to do. Can't be legal.

Guyinroom83 one of my fav parts was zelensky going 'im not playing cards' to 'you dont have the cards in this' like it was a good comeback
OakPoke Supporter+ I was playing connect 4, not cards.
OakPoke Supporter+ Great shirt. My husband is my Doctor.
OakPoke Supporter+ perhaps Love Doctor

Egerog I like the Trump and Zalenski playing UNO meme

Guyinroom83 if anyone is treasonous it's DRUMPFT
OakPoke Supporter+ I'd like to see trump tell zelenski to 'Go Fish"
OakPoke Supporter+ Zebra Cakes are the best ever

Egerog speaking of easter we got 4 Chicks

JQuickDraw Supporter Little Debbie's Geometric Shape-stries
OakPoke Supporter+ Does that mean Beverly got married? Congratulations if true.

Guyinroom83 no, this is her other husband.
OakPoke Supporter+ 100, groovy
OakPoke Supporter+ Wedding planning fun...

Egerog Will a goose be the ring bearer

JQuickDraw Supporter Some people avoid animal flesh. Beverly is moving in the other direction, trying to expand the meat to include people.

Guyinroom83 i think the WEF might support cannibalism though. it does accomplish depopulating

Guyinroom83 you've had ribs.. but have you had your neighbors ribs? now at chili's.

Egerog USA has invaded nations with less pretense than the Russians had to invade Ukraine

JQuickDraw Supporter It was Trump who insulted Biden.

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump actually is somewhat of a wild card. In his first term, he told Putin the US would bomb Moscow if they acted aggressively, and it was reported Putin was not fully sure Trump was bluffing.
OakPoke Supporter+ Zelensky did better Dancing with the stars than with Trump & J.D.
OakPoke Supporter+ 2006 ukraine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlJywp7E3Gw
OakPoke Supporter+ yep
OakPoke Supporter+ Ukraine version 06 I believe

JQuickDraw Supporter Zelensky also did standup, and he joked about how corrupt Ukraine is.

Qriist Supporter+ I identify as Zelensky. Gimme $$$.
OakPoke Supporter+ Ladies & gentlemen i'm crashing. Good night & god bless.
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Note to self: do not inconvenience Alex while in space.

Qriist Supporter+ Trying to save a life, and failing, is simply nature at work. Murder is not the same.

Qriist Supporter+ I don't have a problem with frozen embryos. The intent is move forward with growing them against other medical odds. Sometimes it doesn't work.

Qriist Supporter+ I do think that the parents should only cultivate as many embyros at once as they are willing to raise long term.

Qriist Supporter+ Want a big family? Toss on a whole carton of eggs. Want one child? Process -from start to finish- only one embryo at a time.

Qriist Supporter+ Notice that I used eggs in the first sentence and embyro in the second.

JQuickDraw Supporter No recovery time? Well, I'm pretty good, but not like when I was 20.

Qriist Supporter+ It would be the actual freezing that does the damage. Water expands so cells burst.

JQuickDraw Supporter Arguing on cost is just kicking the can down the road. Tech is always improving, lowering costs.

Qriist Supporter+ iirc, animals that successfully hiberate when frozen replace the water content in their cells with a glucose solution.

JQuickDraw Supporter Medicine has become an assembly line, and usually you don't even see a doctor. They ask a couple of questions and throw some pills at you. I've dealt with real doctors, and they are like detectives.

Egerog Phoenix make the desert sound hotter why name it that

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw Exactly. I was in the ER with a very visibly malfunctioning eye for almost 6 hours before I saw a doctor. They did several tests I've never had done before, got me fixed up immediately.

Qriist Supporter+ ("fixed up" = properly diagnosed and given the correct medication)

Egerog I hear quail are EZ to take care of

Egerog cant spell

JQuickDraw Supporter You could take in a furry who dresses like a rabbit. Pros - rent money, chores being done, philosophical discussions late into the night. Cons - creepy psychological defects, possible serial killer.

Qriist Supporter+ topical furry meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOMLCwmZ3s

JQuickDraw Supporter March 8th is International Women's Day, FYI.

Qriist Supporter+ Just ask Harvey

Qriist Supporter+ I'll go knock around and knock up some women on the 8th.

Qriist Supporter+ For equality!

JQuickDraw Supporter Get a woman stoned? Sounds good.