Denmarkification: Denmark Petitions To Buy California

Posted • February 13, 2025: A tongue-in-cheek petition from Denmarkification to purchase California for a mere $1 trillion is circulating. A petition for Denmark to buy California for $1 trillion has surpassed 200,000 signatures. According to CBS: “The petition comes in response to President Trump's continued interest in purchasing Greenland, a territory of Denmark.” It looks like the Danes are striking back at Trump's threat to buy Greenland. The petition page reads, rather hilariously: “Have you ever looked at a map and thought, "You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates." Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality. Let’s buy California from Donald Trump! Yes, you heard that right. California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.”

Honestly, given the way California has conducted itself as Gavin and his cronies' piggybank and a clearinghouse for every far-left lunatic's wet dream, it might seem $1 trillion is a bit overpriced. Quite a few Americans are onboard with parting out California on both sides of the aisle. -- Where can Americans sign? 🚨 Does anyone else think this is a great idea? Denmark will give us 1 trillion for California. I think we should sell they don’t know what they’re getting. Sorry, Danes, Gavin Newsom and crotch-lord Scott Weiner come with the deal. That's not negotiable. Oh, and you get our freeloading commies at no added cost! (…)

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https://twitchy.com/gordon-kushner/2025/02/12/demark-petition-to-buy-california-n2408212
CBS News: Petition for Denmark to buy California for $1 trillion surpasses 200,000 signatures
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/denmark-buying-california-petition-greenland-trump/