TheDimNews LIVE: Trump Inauguration | "President" Elon's "Nazi" Salute | Probably More Fire?

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LIVE CHAT:

Qriist
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"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of alphabet voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something totally based has happened."

Qriist Supporter+ Not an exodus. Excision.

JQuickDraw Supporter Man I have been really bad lately at basic timekeeping lol.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly is rubbing off on me, and not like a rapey goose.

Qriist Supporter+ George Washington *begged* the US to not form political parties.

JQuickDraw Supporter The founders also didn't want a standing army (see the phrasing of the 2A), and yet here we are.

Qriist Supporter+ Seems appropriate that a cannibal would clothe her pets in the flesh of their kin.

Qriist Supporter+ both are clear

Qriist Supporter+ no robot voice here

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly's resolution seems to oscillate from slightly fuzzy to then clear.

JQuickDraw Supporter That was originally called the strangle cord. They changed the name in the 70s, not sure why.

Qriist Supporter+ You must have confused that with the Aurora Teagarden Cinematic Universe.

Qriist Supporter+ I watched AAA. I liked it overall.

Qriist Supporter+ Some of the comedy choices didn't resonate with me, but it wasn't overly woke.

Qriist Supporter+ I can confirm there was a pleasant lack of bacon in AAA.

Qriist Supporter+ I do remember being very upset with a conceptual bait and switch in the first episode of Agatha. I wish they had built further on the show's start.

JQuickDraw Supporter I prefer the Bob Fosse style guide. Replace all quotes with jazz hands and embellish the recitation with a top hat and walking stick.

JQuickDraw Supporter There are still online considerations. If you don't catch the viewer's attention on the first "page" of content, they will not scroll down to read the rest.

Qriist Supporter+ Alex's background is computer generated, seems safe to assume your keytar is as well.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Maybe Beverly is computer generated and the background is real.

Qriist Supporter+ I would believe it. The Chinese have amazing tech capabilities.

JQuickDraw Supporter She IS Asian.

Qriist Supporter+ MLK was a commie

Qriist Supporter+ fuck him

Qriist Supporter+ Elon even banned Kanye from twitter during Kanye's "Praise Hitler" phase

Qriist Supporter+ yup

Qriist Supporter+ He was jumping around in his best Tom Cruise impersenation then tossing his heart out to the crowd who were physically above him.

Qriist Supporter+ I WAS ASKED WHO APRIL WAS

Qriist Supporter+ THIS IS MOE'S FAULT

JQuickDraw Supporter The left has no cultural currency left. They need to go away for a long time and stay out of the limelight. Their outward loyalty and virtue signalling is so obvious, it's childlike.

JQuickDraw Supporter Because of the Okay sign, the Sandman incident, all the way up to Elon's sig heil, they see monsters where there are none.

Qriist Supporter+ Studies have show that Democrats prefer their politicians lie to them. Then, in my opinion, they project their expectation of lies onto us.

Qriist Supporter+ It's weird af.

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah, projection, and an even weirder, slavish devotion to the cult of experts.

Qriist Supporter+ so many juicy clips lol

JQuickDraw Supporter I saw someone, on CNN I think, complaining about Trump speaking off the cuff with the press while signing EOs, and how it's bad for a president to do that because his words can cause armies to march.

JQuickDraw Supporter They want the president to make formal, pre-prepared statements, take pre-approved questions, then leave immediately. This is why they didn't mind Biden being unable to speak without a script.
Qriist
Supporter+
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Politicians are to be mocked without mercy, 𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 if you like them.

Qriist Supporter+ Biden shit himself in front of the Pope lmao

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist That almost made me like him, to be honest.

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump called Trudeau "governor" to his face lol.

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump's Tropes

Qriist Supporter+ Trump's Traipes

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump's Time

Qriist Supporter+ ya

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump Time

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump Cards

Qriist Supporter+ Trump's Trundles

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump's Titillations

JQuickDraw Supporter The Trump Dump

JQuickDraw Supporter 4D Fuck-Ups

Qriist Supporter+ The US does not do ex post facto prosecutions.

Qriist Supporter+ If I was fully cooperating except for disclosing a weapon, I would fight that tooth and nail.

Qriist Supporter+ That's 2A. I was not under arrest, they had no right to disarm me.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist It's for the officers' safety. Remember, their safety comes before your natural rights, the constitution, and anything else.

Qriist Supporter+ Illegals getting deported, you say?

Qriist Supporter+ 𝓑𝓨𝓔 𝓕𝓔𝓛𝓘𝓒𝓘𝓐!

Qriist Supporter+ Thanks Nixon, super cool that you ditched the gold standard.

Qriist Supporter+ San Diego burns, women named Beverly most affected.

JQuickDraw Supporter More like SAD Diego, amirite?

wesley1924 Supporter+ hello

Qriist Supporter+ hiya @wesley1924

Qriist Supporter+ like your pupper

wesley1924 Supporter+ @Qriist Hey man, thanks. What did I miss?

Qriist Supporter+ @wesley1924 BEVERLY WAS BULLYING ME

Qriist Supporter+ 😭😭😭

wesley1924 Supporter+ WTF Jazzy-B?!

Qriist Supporter+ can't be Jazzy, we established that either you or your keytar is CGI.

Qriist Supporter+ Mac also bitched about Harmeet giving a prayer

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh, kinda like K--- never mind.

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw exactly where my mind went

Qriist Supporter+ Still kinda peeved that Carter didn't sue to defend himself.

Qriist Supporter+ yes

wesley1924 Supporter+ I remember churches speaking out about Bart Simpson when I was a kid.

JQuickDraw Supporter The satanic panic in the preschools was a botched FBI program. They wanted to create manchurian candidate type sleeper agents, and it went to shit. The records were released a few years ago.

Qriist Supporter+ The Finders contributed heavily to the Satanic panic.

wesley1924 Supporter+ @Qriist who were the finders?

Qriist Supporter+ Nina is Infinity years old. It's right there in the name. Duh.

Qriist Supporter+ @wesley1924 bit complicated, but: the basic hypothesis is that they were a CIA cell that went rogue and started a satanic child sex cult, based in DC but global. Massive federal intervention.

Qriist Supporter+ The newspapers went nuts with it at the time.

wesley1924 Supporter+ @Qriist Did they really go rogue? Seems like a very CIA thing to do. Maybe they just got caught and had to slaughter some lambs.

JQuickDraw Supporter If that's true, then that guy is very very racist.

Qriist Supporter+ Hard to say if they were truly rogue. The declassed FBI files show the CIA cockblocking several local jurisdictions, the FBI, and Congress.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist It's a pretty god bet if you find a destroyed building and many dead women and children, it was an alphabet agency.

Qriist Supporter+ The Finders had passports to warzeons, classified maps of the DC tunnels, and weird af cover stories.

Qriist Supporter+ warzones*

Qriist Supporter+ The entire story is very sprawling, but the FBI has released at least 3 declass dumps of Finders files.

Qriist Supporter+ looks like they are up to 4 batches

Qriist Supporter+ https://vault.fbi.gov/the-finders

Qriist Supporter+ each of these are hundreds of pages

JQuickDraw Supporter Billionaires are not your enemy. It's the bajillionaires and gazillionaires. Those people are hoarding all the wealth like Smaug.

Qriist Supporter+ TIL @JQuickDraw is Bernie Sanders.

wesley1924 Supporter+ Is she saying the Jan 6'ers helped Trump get into power?

wesley1924 Supporter+ ...Four years later?

Qriist Supporter+ @wesley1924 it was a time released power grab

Qriist Supporter+ like popping Aspirin

JQuickDraw Supporter They tried to overthrow the government with PTSD flashbacks of the riots.

Qriist Supporter+ N

Qriist Supporter+ A

Qriist Supporter+ Z

Qriist Supporter+ I

Qriist Supporter+ totes

JQuickDraw Supporter The petty political persecution was probably predicated on a perceived power grab.

JQuickDraw Supporter I thought the Nazi salute also includes clicking your heels.
wesley1924
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This is the same Elon Musk that recorded his personal tour of Israel with Bibi Netanyahu last year. Maybe that's when he was radicalized.

Qriist Supporter+ ADL has featuring several times in Twitter twats

Qriist Supporter+ featured*

JQuickDraw Supporter AOC has the vocal fry in spades.

Qriist Supporter+ ohhh so they are cryptoNazis

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist No need to bring bitcoin into this.

Qriist Supporter+ Seigtoshi

wesley1924 Supporter+ Adam Schiff

JQuickDraw Supporter ...is a beady eyed rat faced asshole.

wesley1924 Supporter+ is pencil neck

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh sorry, I thought you were handing me a baton.

wesley1924 Supporter+ @JQuickDraw 😂

MudderFetcher Happy Orgasnort!

MudderFetcher Trumpster Fires!

JQuickDraw Supporter And don't think I didn't notice you trying to instigate something in the Dimcord, Beverly, posting Thrasybulus' Spanish Flu comments and @ing me lol.

Qriist Supporter+ face RUMP

MudderFetcher first night we could venture out so we ventured

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly is like a French queen in a lavish court, with peasants bringing her baskets of information for her approval. "No, not enough, this peasant here brought more than you. Try again."

MudderFetcher the Gulf of America gets confused by below freezing weather

Qriist Supporter+ die harder, cunts

JQuickDraw Supporter "Some woman you are. You don't even know how to give birth as god intended."

JQuickDraw Supporter I think that post is sarcasm.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think under conditions of severe malnutrition, scars reopen as wounds again.

Qriist Supporter+ eventually it's just a waterslide down there

JQuickDraw Supporter Or a mudslide, depending on the woman's race.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

Qriist Supporter+ Would an Asian waterslide be a Silk Road?

JQuickDraw Supporter If they Yakutsk or Siberian, then they're yellow snow.

Qriist Supporter+ https://www.britannica.com/topic/Silk-Road-trade-route

Qriist Supporter+ it's an ancient Asian trading route

JQuickDraw Supporter You could trade for Asian people on the Silk Road?

JQuickDraw Supporter "Forsooth, she was a fine young lass, with wide birthing hips and a high waisted torso."

AwakenedAllDay VerifiedSupporter Center of gravity depends on height

AwakenedAllDay VerifiedSupporter .

AwakenedAllDay VerifiedSupporter It's physics.

AwakenedAllDay VerifiedSupporter Just like leverage.

MudderFetcher pretty sure the only was to gravitationally counter a high waist is with a low ass...big feet might work

JQuickDraw Supporter You could drag your knuckles when you walk.

MudderFetcher just crab walk

JQuickDraw Supporter Maybe this doesn't apply to cannibals?

wesley1924 Supporter+ Why didn't they just evolve to not fall in the first place?

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator That's the problem with being a biped.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Ma'am, you can't stand here." "Umm, sorry, but I have a high waist, thank you very much."

MudderFetcher HighWaistedPeopleAreFuckingRad.com is the site you want I think

MudderFetcher "Hold onto my High Waist and we are ALL gonna make it!"

JQuickDraw Supporter "Sorry, sir, the birth will take several hours more than the average birth. Your wife has a really high waist, and the baby has a much longer journey to get out."

MudderFetcher now it's starting to feel like low waist shaming

MudderFetcher low and waste...right there in the name really

JQuickDraw Supporter With a smug look, "Oh my, look at her low waist. Pathetic."

MudderFetcher Trump is using an EO to go after/change a lot of the SES people

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly starting her married life creeping out young children.

MudderFetcher Happy Orgasnort!

JQuickDraw Supporter "Why is your dog barking at the pride parade?"

TheDimSide VerifiedAdmin Hahahaha.

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