Kimmel on Trump Getting Upset at Bishop: He ‘Only Likes Mass When It’s Followed by the Word ‘Deportation’’

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Trump: “Thank you very much. They can do much better.”
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KIMMEL: “Can you imagine being mad at church? I mean, what the...?
(Laughter)
Like he got stuck going to see ‘The Emoji Movie’ or something.
(Laughter)
Trump only likes mass when it’s followed by the word ‘deportation.’ That’s a fact. The reason he is upset, the reason he refused to say the Lard’s prayer, is because the Bishop who gave the sermon apparently forgot to put on her MAGA hat.”

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BUDDE: “Let me make one final plea. Mr. President, have mercy upon the people in our country or scared now. (Gay, lesbian, transgender children, some who fear for their lives. And the people. And the people, the people who pick our crops, who Wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants, and work the night shifts in hospitals. They may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May god grant us the strength and courage to honor the dignity of every human being, and speak the truth to one another in love for the good of all people. Amen.”
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(Cheering and Applause)
KIMMEL: “Wait a minute, hold on. I don’t know what you people are clapping for, but that Bishop has no business bringing the teachings of Jesus into that church!
(Laughter)
This is why we can’t have women doing those jobs, I’m sorry.
(Laughter)
That is the best, good for her.”

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