Kimmel on Stallone, Jon Voight, and Mel Gibson as Trump’s Special Envoy to Hollywood: ‘Kevin Sorbo Must Be Devastated’ for the Snub

KIMMEL: “This is good. Donald Trump, while everyone has been worried that he won’t do anything to help us, turns out we’re wrong. This morning, he wrote, ‘It is my honor to announce Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone to be special ambassadors to a great but very troubled place, Hollywood, California.’
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Wow. Braveheart, Rambo, and the Midnight Cowboy! He summoned the three horsemen of the Apocalypto to save us.
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‘They will serve as special envoys to me for the purpose of bringing Hollywood, which has lost much business over the last four years, to foreign countries, back — bigger, better, and stronger than ever before!’ In other words, Trump saw ‘The Expendables 3’ on his plane last night and he’s like, ‘Hmm, I need those guys to help!’ ‘These three very talented people will be my eyes and ears, and I will get done what they suggest. It will again be like the United States of America itself, the golden age of Hollywood!’ And who better to be Trump’s eyes and ears than 86-year-old Jon Voight?
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Kevin Sorbo must be devastated that he was not included. Trump may be headed here next week. He is supposedly coming to California to survey the damage and call people names. It will be good to see him. It’s been too long.”