Bill Burr: ‘CNN and Fox News Are Not Going to Bring up the Insurance Companies that Are Just Going to Keep Everybody’s Premiums’

KIMMEL: “You said that you got your pilot’s license in case all hell broke loose in L.A. you could get out of L.A. At any moment, did you ever think, ‘I will make a run for that helicopter?’”
BURR: “Well, the error in my thought is I didn’t realize how expensive helicopters were. All I have is a two-seater and I didn’t want to have to make Sophie’s choice with my family. So, you know, we all piled into the SUV like everybody else. But no, man, these guys were out there clearing trees, getting the wires back up and everything. You know, it was, like, the perfect awful thing that could have happened, and it did. And I love how all the chatter out there is about bands of illegal immigrants and homeless people lighting fires. They light fires every day, they’re living outside, they’re [bleep] cold. And this theory that some homeless guy without a car went from Altadena all the way to the Pacific Palisades, he have a hang glider? You know, and they’re talking about looting, but CNN and Fox News are not going to bring up the insurance companies that will just keep everybody’s premiums and still give themselves a bonus.
(Applause)
Yes! Free Luigi! I love how they acted surprised. Why did that happen? I have no — he wrote on the bullets why it happened.”
KIMMEL: “Oh, we’re back to Luigi, okay. Yeah, yeah.”
BURR: “I never left Luigi.”