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Kung Fu D*ck Vs. Hong Kong Dong (1977)
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Kung Fu D*ck Vs. Hong Kong Dong (1977)
The long hard saga of Kung Fu D*ck continues....🥪 Part 2
Kung Fu D*ck WILL RETURN IN "Enter The Destructo-Pu$$".
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Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using combinations of studio and digital.
Lyrics:
The Hong Kong Dong,
Got off the boat from San Juan.
His kung fu was strong,
In the way of the dragon dong.
He ran the chuds and the pimps.
With a lethal fist.
He made the city his b*tch,
Until the day he crossed the Kun Fu d*ck.
You ain't gonna beat this d*ck,
With that weak ass sh*t.
Front kick with this d*ck, make you look like a b*tch.
With that kung Fu d*ck oh yeah yeah f**k yeah
They went round for round in Chinatown,
And burnt it down to the f**kin ground.
A Halo storm of perfect form torn from the books of the Kung Fu born.
With crushing chops and deadly kicks,
Hong Kong Dong fell before the Kung Fu d*ck.
You ain't gonna beat this d*ck,
With that weak ass sh*t.
Front kick with this d*ck, make you look like a b*tch.
With that kung Fu d*ck oh yeah yeah f**k yeah
Hong Kong Dong was almost beat to death,
He went his whole life thinking he was the f**kin best.
He thought he was tough but he didn't have sh*t compared to the way of the Kung Fu d*ck.
Oh the way of the d*ck!
You ain't gonna beat this d*ck,
With that weak ass sh*t.
Front kick with this d*ck, make you look like a b*tch.
With that kung Fu d*ck oh yeah yeah f**k yeah!
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