TDS’ Lydic: Trump Had Time to Talk About Arnold Palmer’s Junk for Ten Minutes and Not One Story About Bombing Greenland

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
But back to Donald Trump, who is now demanding to rename the gulf of Mexico and take over Canada. Not to mention, a couple of weeks ago, Trump expressed interest in taking over the Panama canal, because why stop at just controlling birth canals?
[Audience reacts] But that’s it, right? We can get back to the price of eggs?
>> Well, we need Greenland for national security purposes. People really don’t even know if Denmark has any legal right to it. But if they do, they should give it up, because we need it for national security.
>> Desi: of course we do. Greenland is vital for our national security. It’s the only way to stop Santa Claus from waltzing on down from the north pole and
[Bleep] Our wives. And if you’re wondering, “wait, Trump keeps saying America’s broke. How is he paying for Greenland?” Oh, he’s not.
>> Donald Trump said he might use military force to take control of the Panama canal and Greenland.
>> Can you assure the world that as you try to get control of these areas, you are not going to use military or economic coercion?
>> No. I can’t assure you on either of those two.
>> Desi: what? He just got elected and he’s going to invade Greenland? Look, I’m no war expert. I’ll leave decisions regarding our military to... Alcoholic Fox News hosts. But I’m almost certain invading Greenland is insane. Insane. At the very least it would have been nice to hear about this during the campaign. You had time to tell a 10-minute story about arnold palmer’s shower penis, but not one story about bombing Greenland? That would have been good to know!