Kimmel: Kamala Harris Was Like a DJ Playing at Her Ex’s Wedding in Certification Ceremony

KIMMEL: “In a master stroke of irony, Congress certified Donald Trump’s victory today of all days. This one went off without Ted Cruz having to hide in a broom closet. This time he was just in there looking at stepmom porn. But poor Kamala Harris. Because she is vice president and president of the Senate, she had to give the official sign-off on Trump’s win, which — that is cruel and unusual. I mean, this is like making your ex DJ at your wedding to your new —
(Laughter)
Harris made it clear that she was following the oath she had taken as vice-president and ensuring the peaceful transfer of power to the next administration. Boring. I mean, you notice how uneventful it was today? The Democrats lost and they accepted they lost. There were no vegan baristas scaling the Capitol walls, no one was wearing animal horns, no one in face paint calling himself the ‘Blue-Anon Shaman.’”