It's All About Me

I absolutely love this song!

Lyrics by Moi, music by Brev.ai

Aimed at the talentless moronic celebs who use Children In Need and Comic Relief as platforms to get attention for themselves.

Lyrics:

Well here I am
I'm back on TV
This Friday night
On Children In Need
It's really a pleasure
I'm telling you true
Helping out Pudsey
and I'll benefit too

I'll be so adored
I'll get a new show
I'll get column inches
and I'll be in vogue
Who really cares for
Those snivelling brats
It's all about me
and that is a fact

It's all about me
It's all about me
You know that I am so great
All you losers have is hate
It's all about me
It's the way it has to be
It's my profit it's your loss
I'm cashing in, don't give a toss
Just look closely and you will see
It's all about me!

I'm smartening up
Designer suits
Ironed white shirt
Shiny black boots
All of the idiots
Will all tune in
Seven O'Clock's here
and the show it begins

They paid me well
From the licence fee
My agent tells me
That it's just a breeze
Pretend to be pious
Look into the lens
It's all about me
I'm the latest trend!

It's all about me
It's all about me
Who cares what the peons did
They don't matter, God forbid!
It's all about me
From now until eternity
I'm a celebrity, yeah I'm first class
You worthless ones can kiss my arse
Just look closely and you'll agree
It's all about me!