Mars Cafe #61: "Dirty Talk"

Things are unspooling quickly!

Sheriff Bill & Co. have been instructed to ash-can their lengthy KAARP investigation... but are they truly capable of letting it go?

Bill's tractor explodes in the Wasteland, and Emory Bunny intercepts an important Telex transmission that could finally break the case wide open!

Meanwhile: The USA has attacked the Red Planet, and the reasons for doing so may be hidden deep in the Internet; Monica Berbergerber is restless and requires telephone attention; Mr. Ticklepatty & Turgis are trying to lure Pedro into their strange perversions; Emory might be experiencing racism; Bill gets briefly trapped inside of yesterday; John Berbergerber does some quality sundowning; Tiny Robot Neil embarks on an important mission; Mike Fast does NOT get a ride home from the hospital; Space-Byron finds something cool to wear and then indulges in some fine brutality; and, Candy-4 makes an urgent call from Dreamland Ranch. (Is she trying to escape from that place, or does she also just need telephone attention? Is it a chick thing? Nobody's really sure.)

It's all fun and games until someone uses an ear-horn!

Chapter Highlights:

00:00 Title Cards, Internet & TV
03:02 The Mars Cafe Song
03:47 "It's not tomorrow yet."
06:00 Code French/Monica Calling
07:25 Fast-Forward
08:18 The Present
09:00 Bath-Time
10:10 Too-Busy Bunny
10:49 Candy Calling
12:00 Uber-Neil
13:50 Corporate Branding
14:30 A Concerned Cydonian
14:56 X-ray TV
15:55 Robot Paper
16:30 Foy Pongu
17:22 Pimp Hunt
18:50 Private Session

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