You can't make this shit up. Biden: "I'm not able to go out in the crowds anymore. The Secret Service doesn't let me." Reporter: "Why not?" Biden: "They say it's too dangerous. No one gets to go out."

While campaigning, at quickly made up theatrical stage, VP Kamala Harris plays a president, and just like Joe, takes credits & ignores the press: "I will always work to create a future of peace, dignity and security for all."