Mars Cafe #45: "Humble Fur"

Well, that's Tammy Svrcek in the thumbnail, and she's an important player, and, if you check all the way back (on "The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show Web Vacuum"), you'll see that she's been there all along. Well done, everyone!

This thing does have a plot, after all.

Original synopsis:

In the latest episode of The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show, Sheriff Bill makes an interesting purchase that will change the course of future history...

Emory Bunny is determined to wrap up the KAARP investigation, and puts his foot down, firmly and squarely, but also somewhat gently; A rogue Cephalopod causes pandemonium in the streets of Cabeza; Kenny Capriccio attempts to deliver sensitive information to a hungry Robot; Space-Byron catches the cryptocurrency bug and would like to invest in ancient Neptunian fossils; Moochie polishes a pistol; Sheriff Bill is frustrated by the "upgraded" postal system, encounters a stack of paperwork, and also can't recall the name of an old friend...

This episode is electrifying!

#Mars #Cydonia #MassageParlor #SkyMail #BitCoin #Ethereum #Cryptocurrency #KillerRobot #Octopus #Cookie #RayGun #DeathRay #Pepsi #SmokeHouse #Pyramid #Masonry #Bribery #Espionage #KAARP #HAARP #CERN #CIA #KGB #NSA #NDA #DNA #DNR #Investing #Panspermia #Pastrami #Vending #ColaWars #CuntWars #LawAndOrder #IncredibleInsertions #LuckyFossil #MailOrder #SpecialDelivery #PepperoniForTammy #Waiting #Impatience #Kaiju #Oatmeal #Frustration #Healing #Humility #Furriness #Tesla

Until next time, that's about all for this time!

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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