Mars Cafe #40: "Full Disclosure"

Everything has led to this!

"We've ALWAYS dealt with the Zeta Reticulans!"

The Simulation Experiment has ended, the citizens are enraged, and the Cabeza Policia are switching up their game-plan to defend against off-world threats!

Sheriff Bill has taken a vow of silence, and will no longer participate in discussions, allow himself to be filmed, or communicate with anyone in any meaningful way; Monica Berbergerber returns from Manjipur with a full box of ass-kicking for her insubordinate officers, and brings a new Analyst to the team (he loves "numbers and stuff", and may prove handy in the future!); Space-Byron refuses to be reprimanded, and asserts his absolute intellectual dominance over everyone; Pedro Serrano finally arrives in Ham Village to interview the elusive Zoran Markovic; Documentarian Froobius assembles official footage for public consumption, to assuage their anxieties; Emory Bunny examines Zeta Reticulan devastation, questions the allegiance of a key team member, and declares "Code French"...

All that, plus a little bit more, in this Bonus Monday Holiday Spectacular!

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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