Meyers: Trump’s ‘Screaming Like a Goat’ Now that He’s Not in Control of the News Cycle

3 months ago
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COLEMAN: “According to Trump’s close allies, his triumphant welcome at the RNC now seems like a foggy memory, almost like it never even happened.”
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HABERMAN: “She’s closed the polling gap with him in a pretty short amount of time, and he had gotten very used to running against Joe Biden. (...) He is so disoriented.”
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Wallace: “Trump has been whipsawed by seven-week roller-coaster ride of events.”
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Meyers: “Welcome aboard, bub.
(Laughter)
Also, I love when news organizations use words to describe Trump that Trump has definitely never used. ‘My shift in fortunes has been a real whipsaw. My current position is precarious, and I am quite perturbed.’ Reality, all he’s saying is, ‘[Bleep], bleep], bleep].’
(Laughter)
That’s how the rest of us felt for the last nine years. When Trump was president, getting an alert on my phone was like hearing a door creak in a horror movie. Trump relished the fact that he was in control of the news cycle, but now he’s not in control anymore, he’s on Kingda Ka with the rest of us, puking his guts out and screaming like a goat in a Super Bowl ad. In fact, we got some exclusive footage of Trump’s aides showing him the latest polling.”

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Trump: (Screams)
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Meyers: “Quick sidenote: We recently found out why that goat was screaming. He saw RFK Jr. Coming.”

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