Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."

Lying Creepy Joe: "Compared to 4 years ago, America is stronger!.. our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job 4 years ago!.. we've done so much... we launched massive projects across African Beyond..."