Colbert Mocks Biden’s Border E.O.: The Wall Is Going to Be Gluten Free, the Barbed Wire Will Be Pro-Choice

COLBERT: “Biden’s also in the news today because he issued an executive order allowing temporary border closure to migrants, and it’s being called the most restrictive border policy instituted by any modern Democrat. That is a tough needle to thread, being an anti-immigration liberal. ‘So, we’re gonna seal the border, folks, but the wall is going to be gluten-free and the barbed wire will be pro-choice. It’s not a border wall. It’s a board-her wall.’ This order is not playing great with progressives. In fact, in February, AOC tweeted this about then-proposal: ‘Seeking asylum is a legal right of all people. Doing Trump impressions isn’t how we beat Trump.’ ‘Nope. Doing Trump impressions — she’s right, folks, doing Trump impressions is how ya fill 13 minutes of monologue every night. And here’s the thing. No, listen up. Folks, listen, it’s true. I tell you, he said he wouldn’t do ’em anymore, but then lyin’ Stephen Colbert, n-talent guy, broke his promise to himself, really. How does he look himself in the mirror at night? Sad.’”