Kimmel on Trump Plane Getting Seized: ‘I Can Think of Nothing More Delightful’

KIMMEL: “His MAGA-sty, Donald Trump, has some money problems. The ‘I can’t pay my bill-ionaire’ is said to be frustrated he’s having so much trouble coming up with a $464 million bond to cover the judgment against him in New York. Bond companies thus far have been reluctant to loan him that much money — for the same reason you wouldn’t loan a watermelon to a hippopotamus.
(Laughter)
Trump has until Monday to get a bond, and if he doesn’t, the attorney general may start seizing his assets, possibly as early as next week. They could seize his golf course at Bedminster.
(Cheering and Applause)
They could take his buildings, which if they seize Trump Tower, where will Donald get his authentic Mexican taco bowls?
(Laughter)
They could even seize his plane. I vote for that!
(Cheering and Applause)
I can’t think of nothing more delightful. Can you imagine the sight of Donald Trump standing in line for a Southwest flight, in boarding group C?
(Laughter)
Some experts think Trump ultimately will get the bond, but these companies are leaving him hanging so they can squeeze him for the maximum amount. Basically, they have him over a barrel, and now they’re behind him like Stormy Daniels with a rolled-up magazine.
(Laughter)
‘Have you been a bad boy, Donald? Do you want a bond? Do you want bondage? Say it! Say, ‘I’m a bad boy.’ Sorry, I got carried away. But it’s like that.”