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LIVE CHAT:

RonGreen1 The real Fox🦊 News. With real foxy ladies.

MudderFetcher 🦊 🦊
thrasybulus Fani Willis star witness too high to testify.

MudderFetcher it's called pleading the 420th

RonGreen1 Fanny Willis could paint her belly white, and get a job at Sea World.🐳

TheDimSide AdminRumble Premium User I am awaiting Alex's arrival.

Qriist Supporter Alex is just smashing the patriarchy by refusing to be on time out of respect for you as a person of color.
thrasybulus @TheDimOne Is @AlexNeedsTradeSchool going to be late or laaaaaaaaaate?

MudderFetcher Alex is clearly having a Dance-off with someone

RonGreen1 Did Alex break the internet again?😂
thrasybulus Has @AlexDiscoveredBrazilianTime?

Qriist Supporter @MudderFetcher that dance must have been the watermelon crawl because last I knew she was talking about taking 1500 weiners
thrasybulus @Qriist 1500 weiners? Is she competing with Nikki Haley?

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly is a special type of "person of color" known as a Pi-POC.

Qriist Supporter "1500 weiners is a lifetime accomplishment for you, Alex, but for me it was Tuesday." -Nikki Haley.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Ha!

JQuickDraw Supporter Would that be 1500 Anthony Weiner dick pics?

MudderFetcher turns out Alex has become violently allergic to dancing now
thrasybulus That explains how she got elected/appointed.

Qriist Supporter death by DDR

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator We're collecting our twats.

MudderFetcher using a chip clip would probably work for that

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Organizing twats, if you will.
thrasybulus I see DDR and my first thought is that it's a misspelling of GDR. Remember East Germany?
thrasybulus Joke about 1500 weiners plus organizing and collecting twats is too easy. Too easy joke follow on too easy as well.

MudderFetcher aw Oscar

JQuickDraw Supporter It's the sequel to 7 Brides for 7 Brothers - 1500 dicks for 1500 twats

MudderFetcher :r+cooldoge: :r+typingcat: :r+cooldoge: :r+typingcat: :r+cooldoge: :r+typingcat:
thrasybulus :r+cathappy:

Qriist Supporter :r+pugdance: :r+cathappy: :r+pugdance: :r+cathappy: :r+pugdance:

JQuickDraw Supporter The Numa Numa build up, then no drop.

JQuickDraw Supporter March snow, nature's version of "But why?"
thrasybulus Spring does not start until MLB Opening Day in 'Murica.

MudderFetcher what the HELL are you doing to that Keytar?
thrasybulus Whipped Cream is for Bikinis.

JQuickDraw Supporter Kinda like a serial killer, just random containers of various gelatinous substances everywhere.
thrasybulus @BeverlyRefusesToPayHerCatTax

MudderFetcher "Well I bought a bass guitar but I covered it in Whipped Cream."

RonGreen1 It's another poop commercial.

lilghosty0 heyyyyyyyyyy
thrasybulus Cat colonic.

MudderFetcher 'Is There Poop Inside Him?' is Beverly's new book...pre-order now

RonGreen1 Get some magnesium citrate for the cat.
thrasybulus Imaging has drastically reduced the amount of exploratory surgeries.

Qriist Supporter I was going to make a joke about how the whip cream would make a great flavoring for cannabalistic delicacies, but then she said she was having it with what I can only assume was human-sourced gelatin

JQuickDraw Supporter Like the old saying goes, "There's more than one way to evacuate a cat."

MudderFetcher he's filing that sheet music for you

JQuickDraw Supporter lol "potent"

MudderFetcher Beverly always rolls 15 animals deep when she drives

MudderFetcher a lot of dogs love cat "treats"

JQuickDraw Supporter Dogs will try anything at least once.

TunedToKey Supporter Howdy
thrasybulus Dogs will eat poop. It's a third world santation method. Street dogs do it a lot.

TunedToKey Supporter HAPPY BIRTHDAY @MudderFetcher

TunedToKey Supporter You two better wish him a happy bday on air

JQuickDraw Supporter TTK what up

MudderFetcher thank you 🍻

TunedToKey Supporter Or we are going to write some VERY strongly worded letters in Discord

TunedToKey Supporter Sup JQD

JQuickDraw Supporter Just listening to the usual intro stuff. You know, like potent cat poop.

TunedToKey Supporter I ate pizza tonight to celebrate your birthday, MF
thrasybulus Craping through the snow in a one open window hatchback...

RonGreen1 Get the real poop. Only at TheDimNews.

MudderFetcher pepperoni and jalapenos is my goto

TunedToKey Supporter yum

TunedToKey Supporter Stop talking about about poop, as we want to talk about pizza

MudderFetcher I'm not seeing any drinking game rule for poop talk

JQuickDraw Supporter We wouldn't have it any other way.
thrasybulus This is nowhere near the most disgusting conversation I've beeen in this week.
beerscb Cat enemas are my favorite thing.

tinyplayerss Verified Heyo have i missed the Talks about TikTok bought by Rumble?

JQuickDraw Supporter I feel like "potent" and "poop" could be part of a quality come-on. "Hey baby, you know, I can pinch quite a potent loaf on the commode."
thrasybulus @tinyplayerss1 Chris Pavlovski the founder of Rumble is interested in acquiring it as part of a consortium.

tinyplayerss Verified Cool

RonGreen1 Do you swear to tell the poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop? So help you God?
thrasybulus Imaging: X-Rays, MRIs, Ultrasounds...

JQuickDraw Supporter Would you say the Miralax was a Miracle? :r+cooldoge:
thrasybulus @tinyplayerss1 He talked about it on https://rumble.com/v4k1px8-chris-pavlovski-meets-freshandfit.html

tinyplayerss Verified Also i got some Good News i am gonna Wait till my Rumble Money Transfers to my PayPal and from my PayPal to Credit Card I Can Expect to Order my PC Soon in 2 or 3 Weeks!
thrasybulus @TheDimOne Cats have to kill and transport their kills in their mouths. The trick to opening their mouths is to press in on both sides of the jaw behind the teeth near the hinge point.

MudderFetcher I usually just scruff them and act fast

MudderFetcher 44...one year closer to death
thrasybulus Another year older today, Another year closer to death, Most of your hair is thinning and grey, And we won't even mention your breath.
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I'm convinced Beverly has a scat fetish.
thrasybulus @L does shows Tue-Thur-Sat

TunedToKey Supporter Chewsday*

TunedToKey Supporter Turdsday

TunedToKey Supporter Caturday

Qriist Supporter TunedToKaturday

TunedToKey Supporter I like it

tinyplayerss Verified R5 5500 6x Cores 12x Threads, RX 7600 8GB VRAM, this is the Core of the PC Im getting

TunedToKey Supporter NEEEERRRDDD

tinyplayerss Verified Eat it Peasants lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Nice, how much RAM?
thrasybulus @Qriist Would it be a beastiality scat fetish 'cause she never talks about Ginger's #2.

JQuickDraw Supporter The Ginger is for her cannibalism, one day, soon.

tinyplayerss Verified 16GB Plus another 16GB that are 3200Mhz RAM

MudderFetcher if you plan on 4k gaming then I would up that to 12+ of VRAM

tinyplayerss Verified VRAM is Graphics Card Ram

MudderFetcher a lot of games are VRAM hungry these days

tinyplayerss Verified Sticking to 1080p60 Gaming lol 4K im not Getting

JQuickDraw Supporter Nice, you could also get into virtual machines with 32GB of RAM.

MudderFetcher news? better be poop-related

TunedToKey Supporter Tic-Tac-Toe - Nancy Pelosi

tinyplayerss Verified I am not gonna be using Virtual Machines i just need a Good PC for Streaming and Gaming
thrasybulus Tick Tock is for clocks. It might be more credible @IfAlexWasOnTimeForOnce.

tinyplayerss Verified I use DuckDuckGo

JQuickDraw Supporter Startpage is good. It acts as a proxy for Google.

TunedToKey Supporter Alex was on time? Beverly is the tard

TunedToKey Supporter tardy one*

JQuickDraw Supporter lol
thrasybulus Best search engine ever was Dogpile. It showed you the results from like 6-8 different engines. Long gone.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Sir, why did you fail me?" "You're a tard all the time, Little Johnny. I mean, tardy. You're tardy all the time."

JQuickDraw Supporter Dogpile??? Someone's reminiscing to the 90s lol. Mine was Metacrawler.

RonGreen1 Every phone is Hunter's laptop.
thrasybulus @TunedToKey Alex was late. I said it would be more credible if Alex was on time for once.

TunedToKey Supporter lolol

MudderFetcher whatever happened to predictability
thrasybulus @JQuickDraw I remember things.

MudderFetcher the newsman the paperboy evening TV

Qriist Supporter "I can picture the sound of the Full House theme song" -Beverly
thrasybulus https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/fullhouselyrics.html

JQuickDraw Supporter You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have the facts of life.

MudderFetcher milkman makes a lot more sense than newsman lol

tinyplayerss Verified Does anyone know the Source Code of Life! So we can Get some Life Hacks!
beerscb BITE-a-dance
thrasybulus Life? Wasn't that a board game?
thrasybulus Continent/Britain contrast is a long standing thing.

MudderFetcher Beverly is prohibited from doing any "What's the deal with" jokes...no bass guitar

TunedToKey Supporter She should sell some of those 6 string devil sticks to buy 1 bass
OakPoke Supporter Good evening ladies and chat.

TunedToKey Supporter Hello Oak
OakPoke Supporter hoedy
OakPoke Supporter howdy
OakPoke Supporter lol I just came from tiktok

TunedToKey Supporter Welcome to hell

Egerog Hi room

TunedToKey Supporter Hello

RonGreen1 Biden is so dumb, he thinks TikTok is a Chinese Timex.

MudderFetcher Mike Johnson voted to ban TikTok and then made a pro-Israel TikTok video
OakPoke Supporter was was probably drunk on bagels

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm beginning to think our government doesn't have our best interests at heart.
thrasybulus This only works if VPNs don't exist.

JQuickDraw Supporter VPNs aren't a panacea. ISPs don't know what is being sent in the packets with a VPN, but they can often correlate the IPs involved to existing lists and block any associated with VPNs.

MudderFetcher use as little nori as possible for people who don't like fish

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, you're Asian. You can't appropriate your own culture.

MudderFetcher if your sushi tastes fishy then it's either the nori or you just bought old fish lol
OakPoke Supporter I means she's half white too (I think). So she too must like flannels
thrasybulus Ginger doesn't like sushi, racist. Ginger likes sushi, cultural appropriation.

JQuickDraw Supporter She does karate while wearing crocs.
OakPoke Supporter excellent

MudderFetcher now all I can see is Beverly doing a crane kick in crocs lmfao

MudderFetcher the croc clearly flies off and injures someone in the crowd

JQuickDraw Supporter 🥷

JQuickDraw Supporter 👟

Egerog brave is cool because you dont get ads on youtube when on it

MudderFetcher for images and video you kinda have to click the 'show bing/google' button

Egerog you got it

Egerog Memories from Cats
thrasybulus "Everyones dreams tell them to turn drifters into gelatinous materials in containers in their house." - MurderGoose2028 campaign speech
OakPoke Supporter whip it real.good

RonGreen1 Beverly collects everything. Wait until the ginger finds out she's a polygamist.
OakPoke Supporter Assuming that means she likes polyester clothing.
OakPoke Supporter He has dork powers so he can walk through doors.

MudderFetcher *starts-up BG3* Which of these classes has Door Powers?
thrasybulus It's less than a two foot drop if you hang from the window.

MudderFetcher Alex's Teifling recently had Door Powers now that I think about it lol
thrasybulus "We are legion" was the hacktivist group Anonymous.

Qriist Supporter totally clipping Beverly ranting about sheep fucking

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus "we are legion" far predates Anonymous, I think.

MudderFetcher the room of totally "unconscious" tieflings left in pools of their own blood

JQuickDraw Supporter The phrase is usually referring to demons. Some demons have multiple identities to fool humans, so they are legion.

MudderFetcher Beverly 2024!

Qriist Supporter deal

JQuickDraw Supporter "Only consensual sheep fucking!" MurderGoose 2024

MudderFetcher Beverly Whenever She's 35!

MudderFetcher I'm very old so I forget things

JQuickDraw Supporter Like what? Or did you forget? :r+thinking:

MudderFetcher what? where am I? why is this news stream about poop?
thrasybulus Ban the fourenuurs. - Murder Goose 2028.

JQuickDraw Supporter Frankly, I am more suspicious and even afraid of my own government before any foreign government.
thrasybulus China is a legit threat.

JQuickDraw Supporter My own government has invaded more countries and killed more people (including Americans) than any foreign government.
OakPoke Supporter I do think tiktok is degenerate... outside of that, they're far more strict on streaming degenerate behavior, compared to YT
thrasybulus @JQuickDraw Of course, your government is closer to you.
beerscb Banning it for American citizens is ludicrous.
beerscb China has a much more advanced internet control apparatus than we do and they STILL can't stop their citizens from using a VPN and seeing whatever they want.

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus Your point works for my second point (although still debatable), but not my first.
OakPoke Supporter tiktok doesn't like ppl streaming smoking cigarettes or pot or drinking booze. YT doesn't seem to care much
beerscb Nobody listens but Daddy Zuck
thrasybulus @JQuickDraw The PRC has killed 50-100 million plus people not counting the forced abortions. I think they win on the death count.

MudderFetcher I use Firefox on mobile instead of the various social media apps because it, at least, has adblocking/privacy via extensions
OakPoke Supporter I think we have feds on tiktok... I got a response to a political comment that used my name... the account looked 100 pct like a bot account. very weird

JQuickDraw Supporter You have to go back into the 20th century for those numbers. And I was more concerned about invading other countries and toppling governments.

MudderFetcher the data collection/spying is the problem not some app
OakPoke Supporter mudder yeah. same. I listen to music with browser over app... no adds... it can play minimized too, n side button pressed..a couple steps n it works great

JQuickDraw Supporter It's inevitable, based on previous world powers. Our reign is due to end now, and another nation or nations will ascend.

Qriist Supporter Hear me out: we write a Constitutional amendment to ban Tiktok. Can call it ProXibition. I predict it will be wildly succesful, just like the first time around.

MudderFetcher why even try to takeover the US militarily when you can flood their brains with destructive ideology via a TikTok algorithm
thrasybulus China's name for itself is The Middle Kingdom. It has been a regionally dominant power for most of the last 2,000 years. It wants to be the most powerful and dominant power in the world.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Throw in an internet ban on boomers, and I'm in.
thrasybulus China remembers the Opium Wars and is helping get drug chemicals to others.
thrasybulus China is actively genociding a domestic population.
thrasybulus China is currently occupying and claiming as part of itself another country.
OakPoke Supporter yep. only fans has to go. never used.it or tinder. grinder should ne banned
thrasybulus Rodeo Riders and Alex do it in 8 seconds or less.
OakPoke Supporter Now I know why Renaissance periodization has so many 'shorts '

JQuickDraw Supporter China is one of the candidates as the next world power. They have big issues with their overpopulation and strained industrial infrastructure. But the US cannot stop another cmpany ascending.
thrasybulus PRC People's Republic of China.

Qriist Supporter PRC = People's Republic of China

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, I mentioned it before, in case you missed it. Startpage is a good search engine. It fetches google search results for you.
OakPoke Supporter I remember startpage. I gravitated to duckduckgo... but I did use it like a decade ago
thrasybulus Tibet.

Qriist Supporter Chian: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Pinky: "I think so, but where are going to find rubber pants in our size?"
thrasybulus CCP Chinese Communist Party
OakPoke Supporter I think they want the ban because criticism of Israel is allowed.. they already banned white identity
OakPoke Supporter free Tibet. free Taiwan. free America.

MudderFetcher isn't controlling the Dalai Lama the plot from Zoolander?
OakPoke Supporter they were going to assassinate him in think
thrasybulus Taiwan is governed by the ROC Republic of China. ROC was govt of all China then they lost a civil war. They fled the mainland into semi-exile. Both govts claim to be the legit rulers of both lands.
OakPoke Supporter zoolander was an absurd comedy but we have seen intelligence agencies are absolutely involved on fashion, modeling, etc

Qriist Supporter @TheDimSide regarding the US doing it in secret (short video) https://x.com/NORMALTRANNY/status/1768626952418505129?s=20

MudderFetcher this is sad and perfect

JQuickDraw Supporter Hahaha he could have just named the contintents.
thrasybulus Can't have a coup de'tat in Antartica. No govt to overthrow.

JQuickDraw Supporter Fuck, I just found out Kevin Mitnick died last year. I am depressed.

MudderFetcher people keep making Anti-Trump videos which Pro-Trump people flip, steal, and use as Pro-Trump
OakPoke Supporter this is globalist propaganda. it was never about comedy
OakPoke Supporter Trump is a racist? News to me. Now I like him more.

Qriist Supporter @TheDimSide When I posted that video I specified that the twat I was specifically twatting was the inclusion of Trump hugging the flag.

Qriist Supporter Do they think this make their argument look good? Mocking a president who loves his country? Trump has done a lot of weird shit. Hugging the flag at a political event? That's 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔.

MudderFetcher You know who isn't weird or disturbing? Beverly whenever she's 35! (delete everything)
thrasybulus Biden does seem to have an almost nepiophilic attraction to babies.

JQuickDraw Supporter He also hugged the LGBTQ flag during the primaries. They never mention that one.
beerscb He's a racist? Which race did he race in?

MudderFetcher GamerGate 2.0 sponsored by Sweet Baby Inc.
thrasybulus The party that says no one will marry me of their own free will.
OakPoke Supporter Sarkisian parodying Dennis Rodman who married himself

MudderFetcher Zoe Quinn was the main offender of 1.0
OakPoke Supporter oh I thought it was cenk ughur cohost
thrasybulus Ring Bear like the wild animal or a hairy gay dude?
thrasybulus Sweet Baby Inc Detected
OakPoke Supporter Sugar free sweet baby rays isn't bad

MudderFetcher anyone can look at Sweet Baby Inc.s involvement in relation to critic score...but they are just ONE "consultant" in the gaming space

MudderFetcher if people wanna make "woke" games, I have zero problem with it...but don't get angry when someone points-out that your company is linked to shit review scores

JQuickDraw Supporter What about a dude dressed in a bear suit, like Nicolas Cage in Wicker Man. He can punch out the maid of honor.

Qriist Supporter I don't pinch people with vaginas who have a scat fetish.
thrasybulus Catholics are supposed to wear green for St Patrick's Day. Protestants are supposed to wear orange.

MudderFetcher that's a good way to get scat on
OakPoke Supporter Orange. Based.

MudderFetcher "The animals are acting odd...I'm gonna get naked."

Qriist Supporter @MudderFetcher classic Beverly

MudderFetcher clearly the best vacation experience ever
OakPoke Supporter We should ban woke games.
OakPoke Supporter Boondocks saints?

MudderFetcher Warwick Davis Leprechaun movies?
OakPoke Supporter What other st paddies or Irish movie...

JQuickDraw Supporter Leprechaun in the Hood - do it.

MudderFetcher 1-5 or 6 are Warwick I think
OakPoke Supporter Riverdance

JQuickDraw Supporter Troll 2 - nuf said

RonGreen1 The Fugitive is a St Patrick's day movie

MudderFetcher the Troll 2 Rifftrax is super fun

JQuickDraw Supporter We can watch the House of Pain "Jump" music video. It's excessively Irish for a rap video.
OakPoke Supporter I imagine Lohan as being late teens early 20s... don't think I've seen any of her movies
OakPoke Supporter I came to win and something something is a sin... something something like your name is sega
OakPoke Supporter The Fugitive with Harrison Ford is a great movie

JQuickDraw Supporter "superhuman code" okay, sure

JQuickDraw Supporter Programming books are like math books. They show a complicated row of symbols and then say "...and of course the above is followed by..." and then another line of symbols, with no explanation.

MudderFetcher Sand Land has a demo if anyone wants to get their Akira Toriyama on: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1979440/SAND_LAND/

JQuickDraw Supporter I like when Beverly reads online comments grammatically accurately, raising her voice for all caps, and following the punctuation into whatever linguistic ditch it leads.

RonGreen1 Biden was heckled at the SOTU for dead Americans on his watch

RonGreen1 Pretty fly for a white guy
OakPoke Supporter There is a white guy who goes on a out being part aboriginal the horrid racism he dealt with... he had blue eyes and looks Irish... Brendan O'Connell
OakPoke Supporter Spain 🇪🇸
OakPoke Supporter all the girlie say he's pretty fly for a HuWhite guy.

JQuickDraw Supporter Rossenbaum may have been at the BLM rally scoping out single moms whose kids he could groom. Just sayin'.

MudderFetcher twitter makes me mean...but I guess that's the point

Qriist Supporter Killed by an Angel = Touched by an Angel's gritty reboot
OakPoke Supporter I wish my state was whiter. They're destroying Minnesota

MudderFetcher my wife 100% trims my hair

Qriist Supporter Chris kindred is the Sweet Baby employee who kicked off Gamergate 2.0

Qriist Supporter Popo is a djinn

Qriist Supporter He literally eats a kamehaha and creates life from a clay doll

MudderFetcher so if your nori has pink lips *gets dragged away*

Qriist Supporter typical black guy shit

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist You could leave the reboot name as "Touched by an Angel," just that it will mean literally, touched inappropriately by an angel.

Qriist Supporter ahahahaha
OakPoke Supporter real n word hours

MudderFetcher lmfao

Qriist Supporter lmfao

MudderFetcher Goofy Movie got me

Qriist Supporter American blacks 🤝 Mexcan cartel

Qriist Supporter Loving DBZ

MudderFetcher Mike Johnson is totally our guy!
OakPoke Supporter 3rd grade.. import more low iq ppl

Qriist Supporter @TheDimSide https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cartel-loves-dragon-ball
OakPoke Supporter I knew a Zamirah. Must depend on origins
OakPoke Supporter Southern gal has a sexy, comforting accent.
OakPoke Supporter They say Bowl, when they mean boil.

MudderFetcher Sexy As Hell
OakPoke Supporter Click bait black rifle coffee scam

MudderFetcher but she mighta upturned the twang lol
OakPoke Supporter For sure.
OakPoke Supporter 5 million, wow.

MudderFetcher she done ben noodlin
OakPoke Supporter noodling documentary that takes place in Oklahoma, is great. could be a 20.year old PBS documentary
OakPoke Supporter I literally watched it on PBS back in the day...

Qriist Supporter If dealing with SJWs has taught me anything, it's that Beverly is jealous because she will never be young, or successful, or a woman.

MudderFetcher depth
OakPoke Supporter yeah hanna has to be right of center if she was banned...my guess
OakPoke Supporter We don't know what Samirah would look like out of the shower...we don't know how much body hair she almost certainly would have...

JQuickDraw Supporter I like a girl who's 10 pounds lighter when she removes her makeup. #girlygirls

JQuickDraw Supporter These posts reveal a Victorian upper class ideal of femininity. Women should dress nicely and socialize in conservatories, while suitors flutter around them like moths to a flame.

MudderFetcher the BEST gnome
OakPoke Supporter Hannah looks like she might have some lats...like she's been lifting for years...

Qriist Supporter Hannah is a babe and I've decided she's gonna have my babies. We're announcing the marriage any day now.
OakPoke Supporter Congratulations.
OakPoke Supporter Amiri King strikes me as gay

Qriist Supporter :r+leotoast:
OakPoke Supporter I would be a lot of money that Amiri has been with at least 1 guy

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Dibs on the best man speech. I can do a mean slam poem.

RonGreen1 If a woman can't weld and chop wood, then she's not marriage material.

JQuickDraw Supporter Whenever I see a woman with excessively long nails, I picture Ming the Merciless in my mind.

MudderFetcher I do declare

JQuickDraw Supporter "Away to my fainting couch!"

Qriist Supporter Bless your heart = git gud newb

JQuickDraw Supporter those thighs tho

Qriist Supporter Are you threatening me?

Qriist Supporter ✋️I AM QORNHOLIO! 🤚

MudderFetcher Helldivers 2 is all about Democracy
OakPoke Supporter The nazis did look good

JQuickDraw Supporter Nazis, the sharpest dressed holocausters

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm a Yankee, and the stereotype of the stupid southerner is fucking tired. Trust me, there are more than enough dumb fucks up north to match whatever they've got down south.
OakPoke Supporter Southerners are dumb. The accent equals stupid, is all Hollywood.

Qriist Supporter My grandma was hardcore Southern. She taught me to read. I was devouring her John Grisham novels by age 5.

Qriist Supporter Clearly she was retarded because she had a drawl.
OakPoke Supporter Just like southern whites are inbred...you look @ who actually is inbred, and it's not them...it has more to do with the ethnic group that controls the media.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey Ben, if they're not going to pay me at 65, THEN GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!

MudderFetcher Ben not understanding taxes

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex, they should get their money back with interest, basic index fund interest compounded monthly. That's the REAL amount that is stolen from you.
OakPoke Supporter George W Bush's plan to allow people to opt out with X percentage, would have seen much greater gains
OakPoke Supporter Al Gore "lock box"...now a days they just talk about how much they hate white ppl.
OakPoke Supporter That was Bush's plan, kinda...was to allow at least younger ppl, to put X amount in "the market" like a mutual fund, rather than social...would've been much better off
OakPoke Supporter Just the same, if we didn't have the inflation, if we had real money, we wouldn't have to risk everything...we could just save...bleh
OakPoke Supporter Laides, lovely show. Gentleman, great chat. Going to just listen. g'night.

MudderFetcher don't worry about government debt...they'll just print more money

MudderFetcher "The Town That The Ginger Is From Is The Inbred Town" is Beverly's second book which sold very poorly
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brb, fedposting about the Federal Reserve

JQuickDraw Supporter You can't respond coherently to an incoherent argument.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Give'em hell, tailgunner

JQuickDraw Supporter Doesn't Matt Walsh have a video game to shit on?

MudderFetcher perhaps each country should pay-into their own system

Qriist Supporter me: *fedposts*

Qriist Supporter Alex: "Hi sweetie <3"

MudderFetcher 300+ billion per year last I looked

Qriist Supporter Not just the biggest, but bigger than next several *combined*

MudderFetcher Rebellion doesn't sound very American...wait what?

JQuickDraw Supporter Biden smells like twat.

Qriist Supporter Biden didn't write this.

MudderFetcher putting children in Biden's lap will surely fix this

Qriist Supporter "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids." -typical stutter

Qriist Supporter Sorry Ginger, Beverly just found her soulmate on Twitter.

JQuickDraw Supporter "I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle." - also typical stutte

JQuickDraw Supporter *stutter

JQuickDraw Supporter Long covid symptoms in kids: proceeds to list all existing disease symtpoms.

JQuickDraw Supporter Humble backgrounds? The elves? The Numenorian kings? Gandalf? Wut?

Qriist Supporter I'll crucify whoever doesn't believe in me.

Qriist Supporter "HITLER DINDU NUFFIN'" -ADL

JQuickDraw Supporter Hitler was actually calling for the eradication of all juice. It's just pure carbs. Hitler was all about health.

Qriist Supporter She's calling for calling for stopping the building of the homeless shelter while also calling for more homeless shelters in the same breath.

Qriist Supporter She's calling for stopping the building of the homeless shelter while also calling for more homeless shelters in the same breath.

JQuickDraw Supporter The woman who opened the first women's shelter tried to open a men's shelter and was attacked so viciously she left the country.

JQuickDraw Supporter Erin Pizzey I think it was

Qriist Supporter Asian child goes hiking in the Japanese countryside to experience the regional culture - average white supremacy upholder

Qriist Supporter In the games you have to have a certain amount of badges for the pokemon to listen to you.

Qriist Supporter Represented your skill as a trainer.
OakPoke Supporter Woke up, hear spirited talk about pokemon

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh, I thought it was called Poke-Me-Mom. I can relax now.

Qriist Supporter 10 year runaway child retires at age 30.
OakPoke Supporter A shelter opened by a hospital in St. Paul, and the hospital staff stopped eating @ the plethora of businesses across the street, and women needed security to walk them to their cars...
OakPoke Supporter The black dork should be given a swirlie

JQuickDraw Supporter Proper response: "Yes, my mistake. He was a subhuman monster, and deserves to die a slow, painful death. Thanks for keeping me honest, mister Negro journalist." (last part was Biden-specific)
OakPoke Supporter Biden is having PTSD. Thought it was Corn Pop.

JQuickDraw Supporter To be fair, "illegal" IS a weird description. Just say "criminal." They're breaking the law. The word for that is "criminal."
OakPoke Supporter Illegal alien.
OakPoke Supporter Not to be confused with Alf, who was also an illegal alien.

JQuickDraw Supporter To a Marxist, any placement of blame on the individual is wrong.

Qriist Supporter VAG

JQuickDraw Supporter The vagina well has dried up.

Qriist Supporter twitter

JQuickDraw Supporter X marks the spot

JQuickDraw Supporter Most offensive?

JQuickDraw Supporter No Cunt-ree for old men.

JQuickDraw Supporter Leave it to feminists to make vaginas boring.

Qriist Supporter Counterpoint: stream tomorrow night.

JQuickDraw Supporter Split the difference, half a stream while traveling.

Qriist Supporter DIBS ON YOUR KEYTAR IF YOU DIE IN A HORRIBLE FIREY PLANE CRASH

JQuickDraw Supporter Or just wind up with horrible finger damage.

Qriist Supporter I know karate.

JQuickDraw Supporter How's he doing?

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JQuickDraw Supporter When I die, I'm leaving a pile of dank memes to my enemies.
OakPoke Supporter Fruit Roll ups

JQuickDraw Supporter Finally, you two can consummate your relationship.
OakPoke Supporter g'night.

Qriist Supporter that's a different kind of hungry

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TheDimSide AdminRumble Premium User @OakPoke Yessss, Fruit Roll-ups!

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