CNN: PETA Urges White House to Replace Eggs with Potatoes at W.H. Easter Egg Roll

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
Wallace: “Our final story is no yolk. People for the ethical treatment of animals, peta is urging the White House to replace eggs with wait for it potatoes at next month‘s annual Easter egg roll on the south lawn, Peter wants an egg exception to using factory farms and prefers supporting potato farmers, since that‘s the most popular veggie in the us, lulu. Are you yea or nay, on the spud suggestion?”

Garcia-NAVARRO: “No, I am nay on the potato roll. It sounds like something I don‘t want to eat and I believe that eggs are Easter and the bunny brings the eggs. We don‘t understand why exactly because that‘s from a chicken, but whatever I‘m not exactly sure how it all came about, but I believe in eggs. It is part of Easter and the Easter bunny brings them and kids keep the eggs.”

Wallace: “Where are you on the White House? Easter potato role.”

SALAM: “I am violently opposed to this. The egg is the perfect food. Rich in protein, delicious. You can ms scramble them, you can fry them, you can do anything up potato, potato it wasn‘t carbohydrate with between something.”

Wallace: “Are you doing something? Could I have been pinched by Leprechaun .”