TheDimStream LIVE! It's a Wonderful Life | It's a Wonderful Knife | Christmas, Bloody Christmas

Join Alex and me for a live stream, tonight at 9 ET! It's a Wonderful Life (1946); It's a Wonderful Knife (2023); Christmas, Bloody Christmas (2022)!

LIVE CHAT:

thrasybulus @SomeBitchIKnow is off shooting guns with @DonutOperator & the other cool kids and not streaming tonight. Therefore @TheDimStick & @AlexNeedsTradeSchool must suffer my presence.

JQuickDraw Supporter Starting a little late is early for the DimStream. lol

JQuickDraw Supporter No taste? Sounds like you were chopped by the Kung-Flu, Beverly.
thrasybulus Five minutes late is early for @BeverlyNotHillbilly & @VaginvsFactotvm.
thrasybulus No one introduce our hostesses to "Brazilian Time".
thrasybulus Old school Latin v and u are the same. Avgvstvs/Augustus.
thrasybulus Texas Roadkill, pronounce it correctly.
thrasybulus What is the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

RonGreen1 I like a diet coke with a bacon double cheeseburger.

KingOfAllYetis Evening

JQuickDraw Supporter Coke Zero contains ground up children.
thrasybulus Coke Zero became Coke Zero Sugar a few years after it was introduced.

KingOfAllYetis Aspartame gives me brain fog I feel like
thrasybulus Salad isn't food, it's what food eats.

KingOfAllYetis Cherry Coke Zero is pretty damn good

KingOfAllYetis Corn tortillas are the best. Street tacos are all double corn tortillas for a reason!
thrasybulus My connection or the stream screwing up?

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey you're back. Thought the stream had died. You kept speeding up like Max Headroom, then the screen would freeze at the same place, no matter how many times I reloaded it.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a Wonderful Life is as much a dark scifi as a Christmas movie.

JQuickDraw Supporter The scene at the end where Clarence shows him what the world would be like without him is terrifying, especially when he tries to talk to his wife.

ChicagoFaucet Supporter+ Fun Fact: Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie are named after the two characters from "It's a Wonderful Life".

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator I caught that, Chicago.

ChicagoFaucet Supporter+ HEE-HAW!
thrasybulus Can't staff shows with the under 18 crowd due to labor laws if it can be avoided.
thrasybulus It's common among suicides to remove immediate family (spouse, kids, parents) as well as their own from the gene pool.
ChicagoFaucet
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An alternative group in the 80s called "Fishbone" did their own rendition of "It's a Wonderful Life": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFXxTzFriTk

ChicagoFaucet Supporter+ Eh. She hit the wall.

JQuickDraw Supporter I always thought it wasn't about her age, but rather that they were soul mates, and without George, she had no one she wanted to be with.
thrasybulus 35 is geriatric pregnancy.

JQuickDraw Supporter But I get it, you're a math nerd. 🙂

ChicagoFaucet Supporter+ That video is only two minutes, and it is safe.
thrasybulus Even today if you are a female, single, unmarried and 35 you will likely never marry.

jbsx try 70 https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/70-year-ugandan-woman-birth-twins-after-fertility-105302507

JQuickDraw Supporter I think that's more about why they're single at that age nowadays. Confounding variable: regressive left doesn't like marrying.
thrasybulus Heard a funny story about a local "murder house". Guy kills wife, kids, and self. Everyone says how tragic it was. Kicker is, no one mentions that he killed his mother-in-law as well.

JQuickDraw Supporter They saved the mother-in-law part of the story for the human interest piece at the end of the broadcast.
thrasybulus If there is an 80+ percent chance of it never happening, that is a good predictor.
dilinius Never give up! LOL
dilinius biologically, men are probably coded to find a woman whose eggs aren't finished...

JQuickDraw Supporter Sounds like you're converting the Ginger into an ancap lol

JQuickDraw Supporter You can make vows without the government getting involved. I know people who are together longer than most married couples, just not married under the law.
thrasybulus Trying to find the stat location, but https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/living-single/202009/record-number-of-americans-have-never-married-and-never-will
thrasybulus has a chart with odds of getting married by age group.
thrasybulus Ages 35 – 44: 40 out of 1,000 aka 4%
thrasybulus Ages 45 – 54: 16 out of 1,000 aka 1.6%

JQuickDraw Supporter Remember to spay and neuter your local neocon RINOs and woke liberals. If we don't all do our part, we'll never get them under control.
thrasybulus Ages 55 and older: 7 out of 1,000 aka 0.7%
thrasybulus That is the odds for any man or woman getting married in a given year by age.

JQuickDraw Supporter Those are correlations of marriage with age. Whatever is causing them could change, and the stats would most likely change as well. Ex: When people died much younger, they married younger too.
thrasybulus Cancer and hormones could be linked.
thrasybulus How many Drs said to get the covid shot? Is that medical induced death from vaccine reaction.

JQuickDraw Supporter They tell you when you start investing in the stock market, past performance is not an indicator of future performance. Our brains see patterns, but it's paramount that we have a discerning eye.
thrasybulus Culture vs Biology. I'll bet on biology winning long run.

JQuickDraw Supporter The logical fallacy of thinking trends never end is the underlying foundation of ponzi schemes.
thrasybulus Cycles matter.

JQuickDraw Supporter By definition, you can't groom a 25 year old. They say that to take agency away from the woman so they can attack the man for being with that 25 year old.

RonGreen1 Age gap romance is cheaper than hiring a nurse.😂

RonGreen1 One way or the other, the woman always gets the house.
thrasybulus Remember Hugh Hefner? He always liked women the same age.
thrasybulus The Xennial is a thing. X childhood, Milennial teens.

RonGreen1 I was working a full time job when I was 3 years old. Responsibility.

Guyinroom83 i don't love my step child... i'm horny for him 😈

Guyinroom83 ive never seen Moe even in the chat, ever
thrasybulus Red headed stepchild.

RonGreen1 Pro tip for men: Marry a woman that likes the appliance store, instead of the jewelry store.

JQuickDraw Supporter I was cleaning chimneys part time while in the womb. My bootstraps broke I pulled them so hard.
thrasybulus Marriage goes up after a war when the men come home if they win or women marry for security if they lose.
thrasybulus Lots of German war brides 1945-50.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hey baby, my spike is full of protein. Wanna taste it?"
thrasybulus My porn name is Omicron and I cum hard.
thrasybulus X childhood is play outside, no internet.
thrasybulus The people who went to war in WW2 were often born after WW1 + Influenza.

Guyinroom83 did any Vets do that? "I almost died in war, you're gonna too'

Guyinroom83 ... i have 3 siblings, Erl.

Guyinroom83 highly triggered

Guyinroom83 wow. well, my dad had 6 siblings actually, but... catholic parents

Guyinroom83 lol

Guyinroom83 'this lady is crazy she had 4 kids???' :so did your mom:
thrasybulus Uncle Dr. Doolittle has lots of animals around.

Guyinroom83 my dad got his tubes tied right after their 4th

Guyinroom83 actually, that sounds a lot weirder to me

Guyinroom83 but probably smarter

Guyinroom83 its crazy to me when people have like decades older or younger siblings

JQuickDraw Supporter Most likely, the law states that *attempted* suicide is illegal.

JQuickDraw Supporter I have two sisters, and there are 8 years between each of us.

Guyinroom83 i bet everyone in public would assume your way older sister is your mom
thrasybulus It's illegal to commit suicide to avoid insurance fraud, and to be able to involuntarily psych hold those who attempt it.

Guyinroom83 @JQuick did your mom remarry between them?

Guyinroom83 wait, i guess that would make them a half sister

Guyinroom83 i have a half sister, but she's literally half a person, no legs/feet.
thrasybulus @Guyinroom What magician did that to her?

JQuickDraw Supporter My mother and father divorced when I was a baby, and both remarried different people. My sisters are on my mother's side, but with the same father.

Guyinroom83 oh, interesting. and confusing probably
thrasybulus Asian facial features are glaringly obvious @DimBanana.

Guyinroom83 i actually remember getting emotional watching that movie too, its been years though. not many movies do that anymore. im dead inside.

Guyinroom83 not true in my case. i had no idea Erl was 'oriental' as my parents might say.

Guyinroom83 the magician was God.
thrasybulus Bank runs are generally trying to get the money out now.

Guyinroom83 i might've thought hispanic also

Guyinroom83 yep. knew it

Guyinroom83 have you ever traveled to your oriental homeland?

JQuickDraw Supporter Women from the Philippines often look latina to me. It's difficult to tell.

Guyinroom83 true, filipino's look like a mix of both
thrasybulus Ethnically ambiguous is big for commercials these days.

Guyinroom83 isn't trafficking big there?

Guyinroom83 i do consider myself cauc... asian.

Guyinroom83 i bet you're not too dark Erl bc you live in the caucasian cold north

JQuickDraw Supporter Not that it's a problem. I find both "soft" Asians and latinas attractive. And my opinion won't change even if you're now discriminating against me because I'm the oldest of my siblings.

Guyinroom83 soft asians?
thrasybulus Native Americans were from the Eurasian landmass originally.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Guyinroom83 soft, not far east. It's the Philippine look, a blend of European and Asian.

Guyinroom83 almost thought you were saying joel mcale is also asian

Guyinroom83 do people realize their bloodline dies out if everyones gay?

Guyinroom83 apparently i disagree after googling filipino women. but maybe it showed me the best looking ones
thrasybulus I for one love my parent's female insect siblings.

Guyinroom83 my great ant.

Guyinroom83 wow, that's hot alex.

Guyinroom83 to many redditors, and gen z.
thrasybulus My kids' cousins might be the way they think of it even if not blood related.

Guyinroom83 are your half sisters woke also alex
thrasybulus @AlexNeedsAFamilyTree might hurt the character limit.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Well, one was murdered.
thrasybulus Person I talk to regularly for hours every week or Facebook Friend I think, how the F am I related to you?

Guyinroom83 oh.. i vaguely remember hearing a murdered story now

Guyinroom83 alex you said most of your family was pretty leftist and thats why you didnt go for thanksgiving

Guyinroom83 one thing i mightve picked up from my parents is talking to myself. awkward if you dont realize youre doing it and someone walks by
thrasybulus I ♣️ Hippies.
thrasybulus You want urgency, get a bladder infection.
thrasybulus Set up the dad a la Scream?
thrasybulus Bernie is at one of his eight houses enjoying his millions and complaining about billionaires.
thrasybulus Truck you.
thrasybulus Supportive? What does this made up word mean?
thrasybulus Root for everyone to die in a horror movie and little disappointment will occur.
thrasybulus These days it's see a weird person talking to itself, just ask crazy person or phone?
thrasybulus Club, like billy club.
thrasybulus After her scene with Omicron, where he came hard, he paid her the greatest compliment he could give any costar, "Well worth the dig."
thrasybulus Screw him or screw him?

Guyinroom83 wow. i thought i was the only one on earth who also liked book of shadows

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Screw him and screw him.

Guyinroom83 i used to watch the 1st one and the 2nd every halloween

Guyinroom83 i never got the hate for blair witch 2, the acting sure

Guyinroom83 the sheriff guy in book of shadows was the worst part. but it freaked me out more than the 1st

Guyinroom83 it had a bunch of hype for the 2nd, maybe that was why all the hate

Guyinroom83 if you don't like it, Erl, you just don't GET IT.
thrasybulus Terminator Santa would only work as a seasonal infiltrator.
thrasybulus Next weeks movies???
thrasybulus You could literally just lie and say the die was the other movie.

JQuickDraw Supporter Margot Kidder as a scream queen
thrasybulus I was asking what next weeks' movies were.

Guyinroom83 ?????????
thrasybulus Judging only works if you can have it enforced.

Guyinroom83 she was crazy as hell in real life
thrasybulus Pick a Hallmark movie.
thrasybulus Love Actually is overrated.
thrasybulus First three marriages failed? Maybe you are the common denominator.
thrasybulus Riley Gaines at Congress.
thrasybulus Armour Hotdogs.

JQuickDraw Supporter Die Hard is Christmas-adjacent
thrasybulus Asian Dawn must be Asian Erl for someone's approval.

JQuickDraw Supporter Have you seen the Peanuts Christmas special?
thrasybulus Armor Hotdogs were a brand of hotdog. Figured @Alex was reading a book about hotdogs.

JQuickDraw Supporter wow, okay

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JQuickDraw Supporter Happy Festivus

JQuickDraw Supporter Happy Kwaanza
thrasybulus I'll celebrate it when they can spell it.

JQuickDraw Supporter Happy Honkahonka - the goose Chrsitmas

Guyinroom83 weird that Erl is pregnant and doesn't want kids. can't smell = pregnant.

JQuickDraw Supporter lol the stream is caught in a loop on the outro credits

TheDimSide AdminRumble Premium User @Guy Haha, they were saying that about my Eggo cravings, too!

JQuickDraw Supporter It's the Rumble Event horizon

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