2% candidate Christie The Liar: "You know, I had the chance to be in Trump Cabinet 4 different times & to be his White House chief of staff, & I turned them all down because I couldn't work with someone like that."

Kamala's Last Word Salad: "I am fully aware that I am the public face of a lot of our work & so I have the benefit of running into people all over our country who thank me for the extraordinary commitment that you each have..."