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LIVE CHAT (Sorry, I exited out of the tab that had the full chat, so I only got to copy where it started midway at some point.):

JQuickDraw Supporter "Function" means at a level that those around you would find it acceptable.

h8yourst8 Supporter there are probably 30 million functional alcoholics. they are still addicted

Qriist Supporter 🎵 He's building a wall, and building it twice, He's gonna find out if you're Roseanne or you're nice: Donald Trump is memeing our life.

Qriist Supporter (typoed the first one lol)

h8yourst8 Supporter ok. maybe not 30 million. haha

Qriist Supporter 🎵 He's building a wall, and bricking it twice, He's gonna find out if you're Roseanne or you're nice: Donald Trump is memeing our life.

TunedToKey As a musician, I work with a few functional alcoholics, potheads, and cokeheads

Qriist Supporter (I know how to type, I swear)

h8yourst8 Supporter that's why they were called cocktails. because you drank them in the morning

Qriist Supporter The first thing Beverly thinks of when she wakes up is the Roman empire.

RonGreen1 The first thing I want to do when I wake up, is go back to sleep.

Qriist Supporter I don't get the meme either.

RonGreen1 The Roman empire. Is that a pizza place?

h8yourst8 Supporter the stick meme i get

JQuickDraw Supporter Didn't the Roman Empire thing start on TikTok?

Qriist Supporter SR-77 Blackbird ftw.

JQuickDraw Supporter Caligula FTW!

Qriist Supporter "I think about orgies" -Beverly Clark, 2023

TunedToKey LOLOL

TunedToKey Pervertly Clark

h8yourst8 Supporter this house reminds me of a cookie

RonGreen1 The 747 of coffee mugs.

TunedToKey Weed is a Schedule 1 and Fenty is a Schedule 2

JQuickDraw Supporter I don't think about Rome that much, and I really don't have a favorite plane, I am abnormal I guess.

Qriist Supporter posted it thrice because I sucked at typing

TunedToKey And I say this as a non pothead

Qriist Supporter SR-77 Blackbird is the X-Men plane :D

MudderFetcher The Other Way Around is also a type of orgy

h8yourst8 Supporter the caligula isn't a plane type... yet.

TunedToKey Alex, it makes perfect sense

JQuickDraw Supporter Caligula was the Hustler movie about Rome's orgy phase, starring Malcolm McDowell.

TunedToKey Big Pharma owns the politicians

h8yourst8 Supporter who doesn't like sun dresses?

Qriist Supporter Girl test: name your favorite pokemon

JQuickDraw Supporter Was Akira a Pokemon?

TunedToKey Girl test: name the last meal you cooked

RonGreen1 My favorite plane is any plane that lands safely.

Qriist Supporter no i typed it once, but corrected one word each time I sent it. The first correction was incorrect.

JQuickDraw Supporter It was an evolving post.

TunedToKey The latter

h8yourst8 Supporter no, it's what you cooked. alex cooked pork, and loin. indicating sexual frustration

RonGreen1 Women should stay in the kitchen and not have shoes.

h8yourst8 Supporter beverly cooked squash, indicating an urge to kill

TunedToKey haha

Qriist Supporter Every man's favorite pokemon is Vaporeon.

TunedToKey Vaporeussy

JQuickDraw Supporter My favorite Pokemon is Paddington, the flashing bear.

Qriist Supporter Alex: the pokemon is Mimikyu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimikyu

JQuickDraw Supporter BRB gotta go research Digimon...

JQuickDraw Supporter Mimikyu is lovecraftian

Qriist Supporter Beverly, Digimon meme: https://overlordraax.tumblr.com/image/629619353040633856

h8yourst8 Supporter did just her chest evolve?

MudderFetcher all the evolutions just add boobs

JQuickDraw Supporter You say that like it's a bad thing.

MudderFetcher nah I'm about to see where Digimon is streaming 🙃

h8yourst8 Supporter there was a podcast of two dudes just going thru each pokemon deciding whether they would have sex with it or not

JQuickDraw Supporter Then YOU'LL be streaming. Haha I'll be here all week.

TunedToKey Ekans is backwards for snake. Arboc is backwards for cobra. Muk is backwards for...

Qriist Supporter Real life evolution theory suggests that the pokemon who look like normal human things (keys, ice cream, pokeballs, etc) have actually evolved to be predators of humans in their enviornment.

JQuickDraw Supporter Or maybe they look like human stuff as a form of camaflouge.

Qriist Supporter Beverly: this is what I was referencing with Vaporeon: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/855/613/d63.png

jbsx its because if he did the debates, fox's ratings would go way up and they would make money

MudderFetcher Newson is totally not in a skin suit

h8yourst8 Supporter it's a 15 second clip

JQuickDraw Supporter The left had one job - to just leave Trump alone. But they couldn't keep their hands out of the cookie jar. They're creating a monster. He's going to win the Repub nomination without campaigning.

Qriist Supporter or this one https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/855/590/258.jpg

Qriist Supporter TIL Beverly speedruns the news.

RonGreen1 The GOP highlight was the ending.

h8yourst8 Supporter mike pence?

h8yourst8 Supporter that's his campaign slogan

Qriist Supporter I like how Pence keeps taking credit for all of Trump's achievements while actively bashing Trump.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey, I'm running, when did that happen? - Pence 24

h8yourst8 Supporter joe biden went to sleep last night. end of sentence

MudderFetcher they gave Joe a child around 2pm and he was right out

MudderFetcher FMK Pokemon is way more interesting than that debate

RonGreen1 In other news, a man who robbed a bank to get away from his wife, was sentenced to home confinement.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hahahahaha

Qriist Supporter Alex's face lmfao

JQuickDraw Supporter Ladies and gentlemen, the internet...

MudderFetcher don't ever change 4chan

JQuickDraw Supporter "you can be rough with it"

Qriist Supporter *clip*

h8yourst8 Supporter the highlights of the rnc debate, a 15 second clip

Qriist Supporter no, I mean I'm clipping that segment

MudderFetcher F-ck, Marry, K1ll

Qriist Supporter FMK probably = a typoed FML

Qriist Supporter yes

Qriist Supporter That implies you want to fuck them.

jbsx But Erl...squash

Qriist Supporter That's MewTwo.

JQuickDraw Supporter Poke-her-man

h8yourst8 Supporter porkloin will eff them. squash will k1ll them

Qriist Supporter I am clipping so much of this episode.

Qriist Supporter iirc Brock cooks a Magikarp in the anime

JQuickDraw Supporter Pork my loins, then squash me.

xPODCASTx STAR JIM CAVIEZEL OR "JESUS" AS AMERICA REMEMBERS HIM, JUST LEAKED AN INTIMATE VIDEO OF BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA WITH A CHILD! THIS IS GOING TO GET THEM IN JAIL!👇👇 https://t.co/tVxzzaZrkC

JQuickDraw Supporter @xPODCASTx Can you help me dispose of a body?

MudderFetcher I need help with my bank account if he has time

Qriist Supporter Beverly screenshot of the magikarp: https://i.stack.imgur.com/232qC.png

RonGreen1 DiFi

MudderFetcher literally "Weekend at Bernie's" her at a vote lmao

JQuickDraw Supporter Diane Foin-stein, homie

Qriist Supporter She had a key tie-breaking committee seat. RBG levels of bad timing.

h8yourst8 Supporter how will her husband make money now?

JQuickDraw Supporter We should start a fund for widowers of rich female senators, the Midnight Hammer Fight Fund.

jbsx she suddenly came down with a bad case of old age

RonGreen1 Newsom has committed to appointing a black woman to her seat.

JQuickDraw Supporter Wait, what? Everybody dies? 😓

Qriist Supporter Next you'll tell us everybody poops.

MudderFetcher they are monolithic is their dirtbagism

Qriist Supporter so about them chocolate chip cookies

MudderFetcher I guess you can F, M, K and then eat Magikarp

h8yourst8 Supporter an original 1938 chocolate chip cookie recently sold for 60k

Qriist Supporter the joke was things *younger* than Diane

MudderFetcher we'd have to ask Santa to find out the real cookie story

RonGreen1 Chocolate chip cookies dipped in milk. Oh yeah!

JQuickDraw Supporter In the 1890s, you could walk into a general store in America and buy a pair of jeans, a bottle of coke, and poland spring water.

JQuickDraw Supporter And Diane Feinstein would have been at the cash register.

JQuickDraw Supporter The whole trans thing is a psyop. No one on the bandwagon now has even a single tweet about it a decade ago. Gay rights has been an issue since before the 70s. Trans, not so much.

Qriist Supporter I am the most dudely dude who ever did dude.

JQuickDraw Supporter citation needed

MudderFetcher this stream is going places

Qriist Supporter I can confirm that Beverly and Alex are female comedians thanks to how often they talk about their vaginas.

JQuickDraw Supporter So this stream is The Vagina Dialogues.

RonGreen1 What about that manly size coffee cup?

JQuickDraw Supporter The cup is a receptacle, like a vagina.

Qriist Supporter spleeeeeeeen

MudderFetcher spleens are NOT babies *takes notes*

h8yourst8 Supporter i'm listening with my ears

JQuickDraw Supporter Hold on, a spleen will fit in a crib. Let's discuss this.

h8yourst8 Supporter that was a left brain joke

JQuickDraw Supporter Nature is probabilities and statistical groupings. There are exceptions that prove the rule in every set.

Qriist Supporter what's this about the chair?

h8yourst8 Supporter your penis was probably in the way

MudderFetcher my penis is in constant battle with chairs

TruthTv24 JIM EXPOSED 10 HOLLYWOOD PEDOPHILES TODAY, AND YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR IS ONE OF THEM! WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK 🚨 https://t.co/tVxzzaZrkC

RonGreen1 A real woman will call a man to pick up the chair.

h8yourst8 Supporter it's the thing where men pretend they can't lift a chair to see a bunch of women bend over

JQuickDraw Supporter @h8yourst8 shhhh

MudderFetcher :r+thinking:

JQuickDraw Supporter Roles are still governed by biology. Certain things are outside the set for each sex, some things are in the intersection.

TruthTv24 JIM EXPOSED 10 HOLLYWOOD PEDOPHILES TODAY, AND YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR IS ONE OF THEM! WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK 🚨 https://t.co/tVxzzaZrkC

Qriist Supporter My favorite actor is one of them? I had no idea Beverly knew Jim.

MudderFetcher y'all know who sucks...that Jim Caviezel guy

JQuickDraw Supporter @TruthTv24 monkey monkey dojo ham

Qriist Supporter JQD: no no no, it's "badger badger badger mushroom mushroom"

Qriist Supporter I would try this if I had a suitable chair.

JQuickDraw Supporter You mean on your knees, not your feet.

Qriist Supporter plenty of guys do one-handed pushups

Qriist Supporter it's not easy, but it's definitely doable

h8yourst8 Supporter where did he find that recliner?

Qriist Supporter Beverly: no hand pushups: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JG6LVZul1Y

h8yourst8 Supporter don't tell jill biden about it

MudderFetcher Lazyboy?

MudderFetcher brand but still

h8yourst8 Supporter i think they are called club chairs, but there are different types

Qriist Supporter everyone beyond the LGB is unrelated to the LGB

JQuickDraw Supporter The sister model to the lazyboy never caught on. Not sure why people didn't want to buy the neuroticgirl recliner, with built-in vibrations when your heart rate goes below 85.

MudderFetcher the LGBs seem to have started the severing of the Ts way too late

Qriist Supporter Josh Slocum advocates LGB without the T

Qriist Supporter (as a formal group)

Qriist Supporter Women aren't a minority. 🤔

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Why are you such a bigot?

RonGreen1 Women are now a minority on women's sports.

h8yourst8 Supporter you just touched a doll? you're a girl!

JQuickDraw Supporter The biggest lie in the whole women's sports argument is that there are male and female leagues. There are pro leagues and women's leagues. Anyone, even women, are free to try out for the main leagues.
MAGAVoiceTV "SOUND OF FREEDOM" STAR JIM CAVIEZEL OR "JESUS" AS AMERICA REMEMBERS HIM, JUST LEAKED AN INTIMATE VIDEO OF BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA WITH A CHILD! https://t.co/tVxzzaZrkC

MudderFetcher I'm gonna post a link to Passion because I'm a proper Jim Caviezel fan

JQuickDraw Supporter @MAGAVoiceTV I'm interested, tell me more. Also, do you have cocaine?

MudderFetcher Shut it down. Fire all non-essentials. Now onto the rest of the 90% that needs to go home.

h8yourst8 Supporter but ukraine will suffer, alex, you monster

JQuickDraw Supporter Let's get the federal government back in line with the constitution.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hahahah JK that will never happen.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly - "So many twats!"

RonGreen1 Just get Uncle Joe a wheelchair already.

Qriist Supporter leftist journalist

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex, stop killing the buzz with your whole "stop laundering money" shtick.

MudderFetcher "I'm leaving Twitter. Follow me on Twitter to learn more."

MudderFetcher gimme that hot twat song!

h8yourst8 Supporter extended twat remix, now!

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Hello Rumblers

h8yourst8 Supporter fu__ ukraine. or fu__ ukraine. ck or nd

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Crenshaw is a fraud like most of them

MudderFetcher it's lizard people money laundering...shame that more people can't see it

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey Eagle Eye Dan, if you choose the needs of others countries over the US and you want to fund continuous war, you might be a RINO.

Qriist Supporter yeah, only local laundering allowed

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ is 300-100 a lot?

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ 300-1000

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I plot the demise of humanity

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It seems to be working

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I thought the point of that X site was to get attention

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ ah ha

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ quote of the day
pbeavr
Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++
$5
"The majority of people are stupid" - @TheDimeSide 09/29/2023

MudderFetcher at a certain level of engagement people wanna know your address

RonGreen1 I used to go on Twitter to look at police and fire calls, but they stopped posting them.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It would be a very bad idea to approach the lodge without an invitation

h8yourst8 Supporter alex: i don't want to get that big. alex's mug: 👀

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ That is a rather hefty mug

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ a bosses mug for certain

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I spell everything out as well

MudderFetcher *Alex slaps her fat mug on the table* "Who wants a submarine sandwich?"

Qriist Supporter So we sailed on to the sun Till we found the sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine

RonGreen1 If Alex were crocodile Dundee. That's not a mug. This is a mug.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Whew. No beavr are listed

MudderFetcher where are the humans slaughtered for meat?

h8yourst8 Supporter 150 vegetarians

MudderFetcher you can't eat those stringy fucks

JQuickDraw Supporter Those numbers are apples and oranges. He didn't factor in weight and usable meat per animal. He needs to standardize the counts.

JQuickDraw Supporter 900,000 cows provide more food than the same number of fish.

Qriist Supporter my mastication is all natural baby

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ what is the vegetable count per year? Those are also living organism

JQuickDraw Supporter What about the animals slaughtered in the growing and production of plant food.

MudderFetcher takes a lot of squirrels to make a sausage

JQuickDraw Supporter not if you leave the fur on them

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ The movie Lifeforce has a quote regarding how in the grand scheme of things all creatures are vampires. Feeding off the energy of other living things

MudderFetcher the grinder is basically squirrel nest shaped really

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It is just a matter of degree

JQuickDraw Supporter @pbeavr Isn't that the movie where a woman walks around naked for most of it?

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ She is naked for about 20 minutes

h8yourst8 Supporter down with comforters!

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It was based on a book called the Space Vapmires

MudderFetcher is the book full of naked vampires?

RonGreen1 I got bit by a vampire today. And I got a Daffy Duck bandaid.

Qriist Supporter I loved when a leftist journalist got mad because he thought a news outlet photoshopped AOC's bug eyes, but then had to publicly retract the outrage. "Update: it was not photoshopped."

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Appendix are not removed for mental health reasons and to be more cosmetically appealing for the sex you prefer to be

h8yourst8 Supporter and the suicide stats are bogus to begin with

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Seem like a false equivalency

MudderFetcher "Insulting me is adorable." -Alex

MudderFetcher what have you done lmao

Qriist Supporter "I do not fill out the front part of this" Translation: no big mommy milkers

h8yourst8 Supporter i have two appendices

Guyinroom83 I don't have an appendix, since I was about 25.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ You're both solid 8s

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ What the reference to her looks or her ability with sex?

Guyinroom83 Which makes me a perfect 10. The less organs someone has, the higher the #

h8yourst8 Supporter you can call any girl a 9, just don't say the scale.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ 10 doesnt exist

RonGreen1 Every woman is a 10. 10 minutes late.😂

JQuickDraw Supporter The whole thing is stupid. If someone is attracted enough to you to be with you sexually, what the fuck is the point of asking about numbers?

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It seems to make more sense just to let them know they are attractive

Guyinroom83 @yourfriend speak for yourself buddy 😏

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I usually dk

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Do

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ :r+ceochris:

h8yourst8 Supporter his problem was using his left brain

JQuickDraw Supporter Whenever I read about these ratings convos, I think of the crazy/hot matrix, one of the funniest OG YT videos.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ There are a lot of ugly humans

h8yourst8 Supporter by definition half of the people are below average

Guyinroom83 Not to sound like a male feminist but the whole giving a woman a # thing is ridiculous

JQuickDraw Supporter That's cuz you're Asian, Beverly. Your tiger mom would be upset if you were not rated a 10.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ too many orgasnorts caused a delayed brain fart

MudderFetcher is there a breakdown for like graphics and performance?

JQuickDraw Supporter my girlfriend is a 10, but I had to overclock her to get to that rating.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Plus Joe Cocker was an awful singer

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ and super ugly

Qriist Supporter youuuu are so not-ugly to meeeee

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ seems like he had muscular dystrophy or something

Guyinroom83 I've never fucked a 10... but one night, I fucked 5 two's.

JQuickDraw Supporter So it was like you fucked a Voltron 10

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ What if he was blind? You may be a 10 to them

Qriist Supporter Alex: you're two 5's in a trenchcoat

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Your face feels like a 10 in braille

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ You smell like a 7

Guyinroom83 @jquick it's an old Carlin joke

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Smell rating is a good measure for some

MudderFetcher "not for me"

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ definitely do not want sub 5s on the sniff factor

JQuickDraw Supporter If a guy was blind, would he have to feel the woman's face with his penis to know if she was hot?

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Yes. Also sometimes i pretend to be blind

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ whatever organ is the most sensitive

Guyinroom83 It's almost like saying '...in a way' after saying I love you

h8yourst8 Supporter you'd be a 10 if you didn't have a penis

JQuickDraw Supporter "Babe, you're 10-ish."

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ You are a solid 8 in looks but you talk too much are can be kind of stupid

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Ive been told im a 10. The they say out of 100

MudderFetcher "Sorry about your entire existence but other than that you're fucking hot!"

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Shes retarded

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ The female wanted to know what cost her the two extra points

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Also the guy is retarded

h8yourst8 Supporter she cried because her uncle said she was a 9

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Oof

RonGreen1 Just let the women roll dice. Let fate choose their number.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Youre an 8. On a 1d20

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ natural 1

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ the dice are cruel

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ or die

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ she ended up a 7 because she lost a point for being a psycho

JQuickDraw Supporter I would have told her I only rate women on a pass/fail basis, and since I had already fucked her, clearly she passed.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ No fatties

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Fatties are always 0

h8yourst8 Supporter this discussion is funny because minor league baseball figured this out years ago, they grade prospects skill from 20 to 80.

MudderFetcher Send me the fatties

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ The 0-1 rating system is best

Guyinroom83 That's a Carlin joke , can't take credit lol

Guyinroom83 Pass fail depends how you say it. 'eh... you pass' doesn't sound that great

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Dont say anything

h8yourst8 Supporter ray charles nailing all those butter faces

JQuickDraw Supporter Well they say when you lose one sense, your others become stronger. I guess Ray Charles gained more powerful sperm.

RonGreen1 Ray Charles really did have seven Spanish angels.

MudderFetcher and propane accessories

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ You're an 8 in case you expand

Guyinroom83 Well.. ray Charles is black after all

h8yourst8 Supporter by the power of rayskull. i have the power!

Guyinroom83 What about Stevie Wonder?

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ This bitch

JQuickDraw Supporter There's a conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder is not actually blind.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Its a miracle!

h8yourst8 Supporter he was able to play ET on the atari 2600

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I worked in HS

RonGreen1 Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.🤣

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Zing

JQuickDraw Supporter I don't see how that's funny.

h8yourst8 Supporter zang

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a 3 hour tour.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ The Gilligans Island of learning

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Ill see myself out

h8yourst8 Supporter i thought you hated tudors

JQuickDraw Supporter I think she meant "tooter" - gassy people

Guyinroom83 That's exactly what I was thinking. Why give them so much homework to have to grade all of it

h8yourst8 Supporter the tootering tutor

Guyinroom83 I mean my friend teaches and all he talks about is how the kids can't pay attention and they keep lowering standards so they get even dumber

h8yourst8 Supporter or the tutoring tooter

h8yourst8 Supporter 10?!?!

h8yourst8 Supporter ... out of 50

h8yourst8 Supporter wah wah

Guyinroom83 Yeah it's just gotten worse since covid also. But no child left behind was retarded

JQuickDraw Supporter There's a video of Thomas Sowell schooling (haha see what I did there?) a feminist and he mentions school choice.

h8yourst8 Supporter ironically "great expectations" was required reading

JQuickDraw Supporter Well, so was Catcher in the Rye, so....

h8yourst8 Supporter fu__ing? or fu__ing? another callback :D

Guyinroom83 COVID jabs. Take a stand and say it Verl. This is goddamn rumble. COVID COVID VAX VAX CLOT SHOT IVERMECTIN MRNA COME GET ME

JQuickDraw Supporter @Guyinroom83 Is that an unmarked black sedan parked across the street from your house?

RonGreen1 How many kids today can do basic math with a piece of paper and a #2 pencil?

h8yourst8 Supporter if you're not sure you're fucking over other people, you're not doing it hard enough

Guyinroom83 @Jquick I'm seeing fauci peering in my window right now

Guyinroom83 You said COOF maybe as part of YouTube PTSD

Guyinroom83 My least fav part of the pandemic was fauci molesting me. He said it was to be extra safe and effective...

MudderFetcher evil fucks got it on the child schedule

JQuickDraw Supporter This is equivocation, and bad faith. If you are threatened but not physically forced and you choose to do something out of fear, that's called duress, and legally not binding in contract law.

h8yourst8 Supporter you tell 'em squash

h8yourst8 Supporter i got that survey, too. i had to quit my job, too.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I lied :shrug:

RonGreen1 People were put in a position of getting the jab, or being homeless and hungry.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I dont owe them honesty

h8yourst8 Supporter i thought you left pawl

MudderFetcher "It's really just me and I could survive for awhile." -The Alex Story

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Left what?

h8yourst8 Supporter pawl is an 8

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Aw thx

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ The proper term would seem to be coercion

h8yourst8 Supporter coof is fun, you can't argue that

JQuickDraw Supporter Babe, I meant you're an "ate" because you're so big/

h8yourst8 Supporter haha

Guyinroom83 That's a good point. It was way more just a hysteria than a pandemic, maybe ill use hysteria in place of it

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It will work again. Perhaps not as well but it was a proof of concept and enough will comply

Guyinroom83 I got coofed in the ass

h8yourst8 Supporter people wanted me to die more slowly before covid though

Guyinroom83 Slow down I'm gonna coof

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ You do if you do not like jews and want them gone

JQuickDraw Supporter If you hate jews, why are they in your attic?

h8yourst8 Supporter i hate squirrels. they are in my attic though

h8yourst8 Supporter that's why i hate them

JQuickDraw Supporter So you hate jews because they are like squirrels?

h8yourst8 Supporter also, i don't have an attic

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ That seems more like a word salad than a twitter twat

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I havent seen my attic in years

JQuickDraw Supporter Consider it a metaphor for your mind.

Guyinroom83 Bc in that case its a torture attic? Or maybe they are your landlords (many are, very many) and live in the attic

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ perhaps you need a new tweet type

h8yourst8 Supporter lesbians. the most domestic violent demo there is

Guyinroom83 Pussy traitors

Guyinroom83 Cunt traitor goblins

h8yourst8 Supporter what is a woman?

Guyinroom83 Were the bisexual couple theater people?

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Word Salad tweets

Guyinroom83 Seems like most theater people are at least bi or queer

Guyinroom83 Yep. Knew it

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ some are just words strung together with little cohesion to them

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Tik Tok sounds awful

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I see all dumb tiktoks when theyre reposted to xitter

h8yourst8 Supporter i follow tudorsoftiktok

Guyinroom83 I can't stand tik toks or YouTube shorts

h8yourst8 Supporter hi alex, ray charles wants to feel your mug

RonGreen1 TikTok has that annoying sound at the end of their videos.

Guyinroom83 That one time at theater camp

JQuickDraw Supporter I watch a channel that only shows ticking clocks. It's called the TickTock TikTok.

Guyinroom83 My main issue is that everyone has the volume ON on those tik tok videos when scrolling in public

h8yourst8 Supporter finally

JQuickDraw Supporter Then there's the cute little games channel, TicTokToe

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Brevity is the soul of Levity

h8yourst8 Supporter beverly is the soul of leverly

JQuickDraw Supporter Jackson Pollack challenged himself to only paint with spit takes.

h8yourst8 Supporter shit takes

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I am in many streams. I find most are far too long and uninteresting

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It depends on the host and sometimes the chat

h8yourst8 Supporter stop braggin about your bladder

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ But constant 60 second videos sounds like torture

h8yourst8 Supporter stop soiling the shorts

JQuickDraw Supporter I'd rather watch a well made 60 second short video over a Phillip Defranco 10 minute video with 900 completely unnecessary jump cuts baked into it.

Guyinroom83 People listen to those podcasts though while they're doing stuff. They don't when watching tik tok trash, that's just to like watch trash and waste time

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ That goose head background looks like a mad scientists Onix Pokemon experiment gone wrong

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I thought that was actually keanu. Unfollowed

JQuickDraw Supporter He should team up with Keanu and do a bunch of those mind fuck time traveler joke videos.

Guyinroom83 It's mostly the format of the Tik toks and shorts I hate. I hate the vertical ratio and the no pausing, rewind etc

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I have no idea what the capabilities are on youtube

h8yourst8 Supporter squash

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ That is the tic tok videos? The tall thin video

Guyinroom83 I didn't think you could control the short style videos either but I never check anymore

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ those are awful

Guyinroom83 Yes it is

Guyinroom83 Remember vine? That was short videos, and honestly better

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I see those on Rumble sometimes. I take it some are loading tik tok content here

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I never saw vine

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I heard of it

h8yourst8 Supporter that's a given

Guyinroom83 If you see a woman you WILL fuck her

h8yourst8 Supporter sometimes it just happens on accident

h8yourst8 Supporter ooops

Guyinroom83 No guy can help it. Women have powers and seduce men into removing their pants and deciding to cheat etc

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ What I have gathered from most human males is there is usually only one question they need answered. Will I get caught

JQuickDraw Supporter Well I can say whenever I walk into a room and there's cocaine on the table, I have no choice, I get to snortin' straight away.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ They may not actively seek something but when conflict arises that is usually the only question they need to answer

JQuickDraw Supporter That's a HUMAN failing.

Guyinroom83 I've always been skeptical of sex addiction being real, at least when it's used after cheating. I remember Ricky gervajs mocking that also, when Russell brand said he had it years back

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It is not sex addiction or hormone imbalance. Just a matter of opportunity and circumstance

Guyinroom83 Lol

Guyinroom83 Not cheating = CONQUERING

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I've heard many human males discuss whether a given female or even male if a BJ were offered would be accepted

JQuickDraw Supporter Every man likes sex, but we're back to arguing over the definition of addiction.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ it is a weird topic but males discuss it

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It is not about addiction

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Consider the difference between a female discreetly putting her hand down a males pants and "working it" versus a male doing so to a female

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ In the latter it may be sexual assault. In the former it would likely not be rejected or even viewed as a violation

JQuickDraw Supporter That's a matter of being able to read non-verbal intimations. Whether a bad read is taken as assault or just a mistake is the result of modern feminism.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Yeah i dunno bout that alex haha

h8yourst8 Supporter i decline your cakes

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly with her male friend - he's staring at her drooling, but she's staring at the pastries on the table drooling. Classic love triangle.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Sexual opportunities are not so frequent as puking from too many cakes

h8yourst8 Supporter tell us about your urges alex

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ if a male has four female pies to poke he only needs one.

h8yourst8 Supporter that's how twins are made

h8yourst8 Supporter everyone's all uppity about crack. until they try it\

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ That is correct. There are issues with self control and morality

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Males do not discuss theft

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ But they do discuss accepting BJs

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ even from males

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I find it weird but they do

Guyinroom83 I've never heard guys openly say theyd accept a male BJ. I have on reddit but not real life

JQuickDraw Supporter What males have you surveyed about getting blowjobs from other males? I can tell you that's a hard nope from me.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ With females the question is general, will you or not. With males offering males it is about what price/amount makes it a possibility

JQuickDraw Supporter No, not here, sorry not sorry

h8yourst8 Supporter they think about the future of changing smoke detector batteries

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ It is a weird topic.

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Humans are weird

JQuickDraw Supporter @h8yourst8 There's a racial component to smoke detectors beeping lol

h8yourst8 Supporter according to you

JQuickDraw Supporter according to youtube

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ everything is ethnicist

h8yourst8 Supporter that's happened to me

h8yourst8 Supporter i was just trying to watch beach volleyball

h8yourst8 Supporter comptsent

Guyinroom83 I think theres other factors going on so just saying it's sex addiction doesn't make sense to me. why couldn't you just jerk off instead of sex or cheat if it's just the dopamine

JQuickDraw Supporter Straight-i-fied

h8yourst8 Supporter it's like making a deposit at the bank. and just hiding it in your yard

JQuickDraw Supporter Or asking your woman to hold the money in her mouth.

h8yourst8 Supporter changes in ...

h8yourst8 Supporter it doesn't count in discord

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly starts an emergency stream, "I remembered! Get back online everyone!"

JQuickDraw Supporter This reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Quagmire tries to stop touching himself, and he starts seeing temptations everywhere, including a bunch of women making out in the mall water fountain.

h8yourst8 Supporter feeelings

h8yourst8 Supporter pizza sucks

h8yourst8 Supporter alex doesn't love me. i'm going to live in her mug

h8yourst8 Supporter just to be close

JQuickDraw Supporter @h8yourst8 That won't work. She'll never notice you in that cavernous mega-mug. They'll find your shriveled body in there centuries from now.

h8yourst8 Supporter i mean, that's what i want

JQuickDraw Supporter Touche

h8yourst8 Supporter i'm artistic

h8yourst8 Supporter wow, beverly

h8yourst8 Supporter wowow

JQuickDraw Supporter Are there halloween movies coming up?

Qriist Supporter loved Shatner's cameo in Haven

JQuickDraw Supporter Yes he is, Shatner wrote scifi novels

JQuickDraw Supporter horror movie watch streams

h8yourst8 Supporter or movies in halls with weens

Qriist Supporter I wasn't, but then I re-summoned myself

h8yourst8 Supporter tech wars

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ I believe Shatner had a hand in producing Tek Wars

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Not sure if he wrote it

JQuickDraw Supporter Shatner will still be alive after we are all long dead.

h8yourst8 Supporter beverly gets excited when you mention skin

h8yourst8 Supporter and consumption

h8yourst8 Supporter aww cat

JQuickDraw Supporter haha rumbly tummy, Llamas with Hats

Qriist Supporter embrace the bubble guts

h8yourst8 Supporter fat cats

h8yourst8 Supporter i remember

pbeavr Rumble Premium UserSubSupporter++ Bye

Qriist Supporter DON'T DIE

JQuickDraw Supporter Happy Weekend Everyone, don't give in to any addictions.

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