Super Monkey Ball 2 Walkthrough Part 8: Blonde (Read Description for Blonde Jokes)

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Part 8: Blonde

World 7: Bubbly Washing Machine

And now... mandatory Blond Jokes made by me (Remember they are just jokes and I don't really believe blonde-haired peeps are dumb. It's just the "category" of the joke, so to speak):

So, a blonde girl with her boyfriend was looking at one of her friend's Youtube channels. Suddenly, she clicks the "remove friend" text under her friend's name...

Her Boyfriend asks her: "Why did you click remove friend? Did she do something to you?"

The Blonde said: "No, but for some reason it said I should remove her as a friend".
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Joke 2:
A husband asks his blonde wife if she would like to have sex, she says: "No, I have a headache".

"You always have a headache when I would like to have sex" says the husband. "I'm starting to not believe you anymore because you don't you ever take aspirin for it!?!?".

His wife says sarcastically: "Good idea, I'll go downstairs to get some then". Her husband nodded as if he was annoyed but said "OK" anyway.

40 minutes later, his wife didn't come back upstairs to bed. So, him feeling bad about the small fight they had just had, went downstairs to talk to her and found her collapsed on the floor!

He called 911 and she was rushed to the hospital. The doctors said she was lucky that he went down to check on her otherwise it may have been too late. They said currently she is in a coma, but is expected to pull out of it soon. They don't know what caused it just yet though, but tests are being run. Then a doctor got a accusing look on his face and said: "But, judging on the story you told us on the fight and how he found her, we will have to get the authorities involved. We get the impression that it's possible that you may have called 911 as a coverup." The husband is shocked after what the doctors just said to him and says: "Fine, I understand. I have nothing to hide"

So, the police came and took the husband down to the station for questioning. He told the story just as he did to the doctors and the cops thought he had a motif to kill her... not enough sex. He demanded that he would never do such a thing. But, of course the police would never believe him in his current situation. 6 hours has passed, the phone rang at the police station, it is the doctor. The doctor said that she has recovered from her coma and is ready for questioning because she didn't lose any of her memory during the incident.

So, she is questioned in her hospital bed by a officer... He asks her what happened. She said: "I had a bad headache and my husband said we don't have much sex anymore, so to prove to him I still could, I went downstairs to get aspirin to try and feel better. I looked on the aspirin box for dosage instructions and it said do not take more then 12 caplets in a 24 hour period. So, I took 12 because I thought it was the recommended dosage".

o_O rofl!

Enjoy!

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