Original upload date: May 24, 2018 Lyrics: Intro: Yeah x2 No Maybe West side... Actually, I don't know. I forgot my compass, so I'm not really sure what side I'm on. But I'll just pick west side cause it sounds cooler Yeah, I keep it real. 100% 100 emoji Smoke coming out of nose emoji Yo, it's your boy, Mixtapian Yo I have a yo-yo Yo, check it Song: Some people like to have fun with dildos But I prefer the comfort of my own pillow 5 minutes is probably all I've lasted I don't know if girls pee from their vagina or asses But google said they pee from the urethra I don't even know what the fuck that is either The real question is, is it deeper? I don't know man I'm just a broke job seeker Just how many holes do these women have? I never learned cause I was too busy fucking my hand I email suspicious women on tinder Then when they reply, I puss out and whimper I know they're a catfish, but I still wanna catch this Even if there's a chance I'll be put in a casket I'm a desperate man just going off on a tangent Like taking pussy away and saying "you can't have this" I don't know when my sex life will happen It'll probably consist of women laughing The only women who want me are bots But even they don't want my cock I should meet up with them to see how it goes Even if a gun is gonna make my head blow Cause at least I can say that I got blowed When in reality I'm just a virgin who happens to have flow I'm needy and clingy, not in a cute way I mean in a way that makes the police take me away Girls don't like that, they don't wanna be a mommy They don't have time to deal with an obsessive monkey But instead of flinging shit I'm flinging long texts I can't flirt for shit, that's the context Nigga nigga nigga, homosapien Sorry I just wanted to rhyme with Mixtapian But yeah like I was saying, being a virgin is my thing So it's no surprise that I have zero flings And I'm not gonna lie, Guildford is boring 500 kebab shops but no one is horny Gotta travel all the way to Parramatta To have some fun and do shit that matters Like look at the fountains at Centenary Square I wanna bring a girl and cuddle her right then and there During the night while making out in the grass Making love until midnight has passed And if I’m that ugly, I’ll put on a mask Then I’ll be glad that you made me forget my past Reminding me that I’ve achieved my task Cause I’ll finally know what it feels like to be a man Outro: Ye, I'm a gangster from the streets Cause when I go outside my house there's a street Like, outside So that means I'm a gangster from the streets I'm making money cause I need money to pay my bills cause paying your bills is gangster Yeah West side Even though Sydney is in the eastern part of Australia, I'm gonna say west side anyway Yeah, gang shit And I don't even know what west side means The instrumental background music is "Candy Shop" by 50 cent.

Original upload date: Dec 16, 2018 Lyrics: Bad feels, chad kills, swallow the black pill I'm spitting the truth so let the motherfucking facts spill I lowkey wanna get a rope to choke me I'm coping, fuck these disgusting roasties The black pill is an aching pain But at least I don't have to deal with bitches who say "slay queen slay" They're fake. Wait. I'll tell you what's faker Stupid ass hoes with a fuck ton of makeup Cake-up, just fucking wake up I can only be a dater if I'm a beta full of paper, cash-taker I'm ominous, dominant, lyrical apologist Stating facts doesn't make me a misogynist Blind optimists, saying shit like "just be confident" Wow thanks I'm cured, you inconsiderate narcissist Oh the amount of money I would pay To get /u/Board_Gaming to sit on my disfigured face It's a shame. A sub 8 going through a lot of pain Doomed to be helpless in the whole dating game I'm a peaking creep and a leeching NEET I'm up before the sunrise cause I can't fucking sleep I can't find a job because of my anxiety Cause I'm afraid my instability will get em to fire me Women don't want a sad broken ass man They want chads with 6 packs and fat money bags So lace up your noose cause I'm about to rope Hugging pillows is my ultimate cope I can't looksmaxx for my fat looksmatch Her crack's getting tapped by a wet ballsack I'm a no good stowaway, too many throwaways Browsing braincels on a lonely Saturday Got a hand on my dick and a hand on my phone Gonna watch some porn until I fucking die alone Free download: https://soundcloud.com/mixtapian/mixtapian-cursed-virgin-1

Original upload date: Apr 12, 2019 Lyrics: I really wanna embrace a woman's waist But I can't get a date cause of my sub 8 face It's an unfortunate case, you can launch it to space-- Inescapable fate. Genetical hate-- It's a waste, not all of us want murder sprees It's no hyperbole, foids purposely... Climb the tree of hypergamy Fucking my self-esteem and hurting me Keep on swiping, a match is unlikely I wanna hug some women, but they don't like me Nightly, sleeping without a girl to cuddle It's a subtle "fuck you" from the world of trouble Gonna lay down and rot, play with my cock Collecting NEETbuxx without a woman to fuck I just wanna hug, but Chad got me mogged I just got cucked from being worthy of love I've tried all the apps, back to the fap-- I went down the dark path and my heart turned black I'm an incel, in hell, based and black pilled My crush's pussy is Chad's 6 course meal Femanon, with a thong, banging long dongs I'm coping with this by making some songs-- I'm gone, fuck being a blue pilled orbiter I'm out the corridor, based virgin sorcerer At least I can't catch any STDs My inhib is lower than my SMV And women around me are such NPCs Roasties and "foodies" with plane emojis I can't ascend, the pain never ends A black pilled foid would be a godsend Fuck r/IncelTears, they want male tears We got a bunch of incels in denial over here Have a beer, stop drinking some soy, boy Accept who you are and get black pilled, goy Subreddit of the day, never forget Even normie reddit thinks you're mentally unfit-- Get blown the fuck out, shut your fucking mouth None of you niggas know what you're talking about Call the cops when you see Mixtapian So you can lock me up with a false rape accusation Signalling virtues, asking "who hurt you?" Go back to bed jew, it's past your curfew Yikes sweaty, let's unpack this Fact check, fat chicks, they want chad dick Fuck these whore lies, they fuck more guys Guys with hunter eyes and sharp jawlines My life is a mess, it's not the fucking best She wants Mr Right but she swiped him to the left-- It's a death, for my self-esteem How could a person be this fucking mean? "Get therapy bro, just shower bro" "I'm sure haircuts will help you drown in hoes" Not with my nose, not with my flow Not with new clothes, JFL Never underestimate the power of a hole-- Even if it's lubed up, used up and old Fuck feminists, they're pretentious sexists If they cared about men, incels wouldn't exist Listen to this, male misandrists Cuckmaxxing won't get you a kiss I'm a cursed virgin and a hurting person I'm immersing the black pill and I can't stop lurking I'm a NEET, but I still got no time for these bitches-- Only like girls who grant me black pilled wishes-- It's my mission.. to make out with black pilled women-- If only they weren't a rare existence I want them to hold me and get cozy But I'm coping, girls don't even wanna know me Oh shit! Centrelink cut my payments My NEET haven is in need of saving Gotta wagecuck some bucks, but the job market is fucked I wanna meet a girl and have my dick sucked Let me win the lottery, I fucking love money So I can lay down and rot without any worries It's just a dream, a stupid fantasy If only I didn't have social anxiety Hang by a tree, bang all these Holes for free, wholesome treat But I'm not Chadpreet, I'm a useless NEET Pussy belongs to Chad only Free download: https://soundcloud.com/mixtapian/mixtapian-ascension-unlikely

Original upload date: Sep 18, 2020 Beat produced by Tylenol: https://soundcloud.com/thespicyboi Lyrics: Fuck e-girls, hoes with egos Pink-coloured roles and roast beef holes Look at these cucks fighting over e-thots. I clutch my NEETbuxx like Meeks' cheap fucks And Jesus seekers are coping retards There is no god, you're an ugly fuck. My looksmatch has a patreon Making 83 bucks for every sock She sold to all those thirsty cucks Taking thirty cocks, making dirty bucks Post-wall hags got me smv-mogged Having sex with dogs and saying it's love Oh you don't believe me? Look that shit up. They'd rather fuck dogs instead of us Get dogpilled, honkpilled, fuck this clown world Push me aside and fuck this hound girl "If I swiped right, it was for your dog" Chads with cats, foid licking his balls Dicks in a hole, old and post-fucking-wall He's fit with gold and she still wants some more. Settles down after she fucks them all Jamal, Chad, Brad and Tyrone But some cuck will not say she's a hoe Uhh, yo, you ain't ready for this bro I spy with my little eye Something that's gonna make niggas cry It's not jawlines or petty soy lies It's about being able to touch a foid's thighs I'm tilting, let me suck on them real things They're so milky, I'll give you that pill thing Black pilled talks and romantic walks I'll teach you how to not be a frantic whore I can't surgerymaxx as a broke ass NEET Woke-can't-sleep. Fuck these mindless NPCs My face is not my personality Ree, social anxiety Draynor villaging, training agility Flexing on niggas who are cutting willow trees Pillowing: the act of hugging a pillow And pretending it's a woman who will show love Sex, hand-holding and hugs Things that make me feel like a god Send me to the employability course so I can get arm-wrapping intercourse oh, in her torso My heartbeat sounds like morse code Cause hugs are the only drug worth the rope for So get your jackets then get your pillows Then wrap it around and hug it to cope I got withdrawal symptoms for bitches and kisses A healthy sex life is what I've been missin', listen Do something, feminists. Femoid supremacists Less joy, and sexless. Breathless Black pilled lessons, that’s still steppin’ Logic and truth being my true motherfucking weapon Gotta row that cope gently down the stream. Don't crash your boat while chasing the dream The foid fiend, she won’t let you do the deed She will be the human being who cucks you from human needs. She's thinking to herself "Will this nigga humour me?" Boomers gotta learn and see that it's not easy Western Sydney, NPC city Shitty, incels here unfitting Pouring, boring, flooded and storming Whore breeds, chads, wogs and normies Surely, my sex life has gone poorly My story. Dawning. Black pilled and horny. Call me, if you want to hang out We’ll make out. But these foids won’t bang now so… Disrespect me, pissed in directly I hate westies, they're out to get me I want vaginas, I'm alone and lifeless No kindness, from my fucked oneitis Lightest pillow I'm hugging, get it on I hug my pillow and pretend it's Femanon 1, 2, 3 and to the 4 I'm getting real tired of these stupid ass hoes Femoids ain't shit but copes and tricks They’re nothing more than a hole to lick That indian janitor's balding quick He's gonna take his life with a rope and this A loaded glock 9 and a broken wish The nigga just wanted to hold and kiss But we all look like a roach in piss I sound gangsta as fuck but I ain't joking miss This is a cry for help nigga call the feds The rise of virginity must be addressed Undressed, loved and fucked in bed But bitches make it so hard to get For ugly men to get hugs and head The more dark your skin, the more hard to live The jaw marks the whim of how much you’ll win I'm sipping monster energy, black pilled synergy Drinking cider and talking shit about my enemies NPCs, foid and soyboy fallacies r/Realcels academy, I got numales mad at me Stupid fantasies and bluepilled shattered dreams Sorry my nigga but she never fucking mattered G Wanna know who matters? My nigga Portality Undead Hate Machine, Tylenol the fuckin’ T Cucking these stupid normies with the blackops crew Got my nigga Jacked Goblin with the jewpill room That nigga had hoes blowing up his phone But he told em to fuck off cause his boys are home Rolling up a blunt-smoke, swastikas with coke With Uncle Co and my nigga David Allen fucking Cope And I need to see, the TFB. These bitches legs spread like Covid-19 It's boys over foids, I'm avoiding the soys I'm giving all of my incel niggas a voice Oy vey, foids like a soy sauté They get joy in abortin’ a boy's short day I mean yikes sweaty! Don’t have sex bro I guess around Chad you can't keep your legs closed Cause when you’re Chad, everything’s a pick-up line Swappd died, revived, and then came back alive My eyes were wide like in BO5 But we don’t mind. Swappd’s not an evil guy I want a bitch to fire up this torpedo of mine Their feeble minds want chads who cheat on wives It’s a lethal crime, eat hot chip and lie