VP Kamala: "I went home one day & I said, Why are conservatives bad, Mommy? because I thought we were supposed to conserve! Ha ha ha! I couldn't reconcile it. Now I can! Ha ha ha."

Kamala's Last Word Salad: "I am fully aware that I am the public face of a lot of our work & so I have the benefit of running into people all over our country who thank me for the extraordinary commitment that you each have..."