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My campfire talent show performance at Camp PBC (Lake Siskiyou, California) on Tuesday, July 30, 2019: "Ghost Chickens in the Sky" is a parody of the country song "Ghost Riders in the Sky". Video by Holly Leonard. Original Tune by Stan Jones ("Ghost Riders in the Sky", 1948). Parody Lyrics from a traditional Boy Scout campfire song, edited by Darin McGrew. ---- A chicken farmer went to work one dark and stormy day He leaned against the chicken coop as he rested on his way When all at once a rotten egg just hit him in the eye It was the sight he dreaded: Ghost Chickens in the Sky Bok bok bok bok! Bok bok bok bok! Ghost Chickens in the Sky The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty four Workin' for The Colonel for thirty years or more Raisin' all those chickens, and sendin' them to fry Now they want their just revenge: Ghost Chickens in the Sky Bok bok bok bok! Bok bok bok bok! Ghost Chickens in the Sky Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes were burnin’ red They had no skin nor feathers, these chickens all were dead They pounced upon the farmer, they killed him with a claw They fried him extra crispy and served him with cole slaw Bok bok bok bok! Bok bok bok bok! Ghost Chickens in the Sky Bok bok bok bok! Bok bok bok bok! Ghost Chickens in the Sky

My campfire talent show performance at Camp PBC (Lake Siskiyou, California) on Tuesday, July 30, 2019: "My Wife's on a Healthy Diet" is a parody of the song "Down Under". I apologize for the breaks where I forgot the lyrics. Video by Holly Leonard. Original Tune by Colin Hay and Ron Strykert, co-founders of the Australian rock band Men at Work. Parody Lyrics by Penn Holderness, edited by Darin McGrew. Original "My Wife's on a Healthy Diet" video by The Holderness Family: https://youtu.be/qLxu3Cb3fMA ---- Woke up on a lazy Sunday Ready for bacon, I was hungry Smell a strange odor, make me nervous Go downstairs, she made me breakfast My wife’s on a healthy diet Made up her mind, no use to fight it Carbohydrate, she won’t buy it Open up, she’s gonna make me try it Lunch time is sprouts from Brussels (She say) Make you fit and full of muscles (I say) Running errands for a while Order lunch made animal style [1] My wife’s on a healthy diet She gonna make me try it I just wanna dip and fry it Sorry, Hon, gonna super-size it Dinner time looks like spaghetti In my mouth tastes like zucchini How I ask this while being nice? Why this cauliflower lyin’ about being rice? My wife’s on a healthy diet Swiss chard, she make me try it Now my butt is no longer quiet Sit upwind, don’t sit beside it Next week, she will be a vegan Week later, she’ll go non-gluten Next month, she will just start juicin’ Or Paleo, or whatever Oprah’s doin’ [1] animal style: a popular "secret" style at In-N-Out Burger

My campfire talent show performance at Camp PBC (Lake Siskiyou, California) on Tuesday, July 24, 2018: "Buy Everything" is a parody of "Try Everything" from Disney's Zootopia. Yes, It started raining while I was singing. Video by DT. Original Tune by Sia Furler, Tor Hermansen, and Mikkel Eriksen ("Try Everything" from Disney's Zootopia). Parody Lyrics by Jeffrey Best (ACRacebest) and Gabriel Brown (Black Gryph0n), edited by Darin McGrew. Original "Buy Everything" video: https://youtu.be/xM30LBhHDrQ ---- Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! I did It again, maxed out my card and then Took out a loan so I could buy some more Bought ten tickets to see the whole movie through Then I ran straight into the Disney store All this neat stuff cries to me, it is pleading I need it all, though my cash is bleeding Credit cards maxed, look at this sales tax I need DVDs so I preordered three And my wallet hurts, still I need more shirts Keychains, and coffee mugs, I'll make more room I need more Nick, Judy and Finnick And a racing Flash, please take all my cash Posters and pins, and that recording pen That's shaped like a carrot, oh I need it now Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Buy everything! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Buy everything! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Buy everything! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh, look a furry suit with tail and ears to boot May be too small for me but I don't care I bought the soundtrack twice, stereo is so nice I need more figurines and it's not fair Credit cards maxed, look at this sales tax I need DVDs so I bought thirty-three And my wallet hurts, still I need more shirts Keychains, and LEGO sets, and board games too I need more Nick, Judy and Finnick And a racing Flash, please take all my cash Posters and pins, and that recording pen That's shaped like a carrot, oh i need it now Give me the plushies and all the toys Don't matter if it's for girls or boys I need it all Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Buy everything! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Buy everything! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Buy everything! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! Buy everything...