Description

The gaming world doesn’t need another content creator—it needs a hostile acquisition, and I’m here to close the deal. High-level gameplay, sharp wit, and just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting.

Looking for someone who knows how to win fights AND tie a Double Windsor? Say less. Get your three-piece suit steamed, your skirt pressed, and let’s elevate the gaming experience. And when Monster Hunter Wilds drops, expect Ev-er relentless hunts, Ev-er tragic carting, and Ev-er inevitable rage when a Rathalos divebombs me mid-potion.

Let’s get to work.