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We Don't Sell Bathwater (But We Do Sell Out Quickly)

Tired of clickbait thumbnails and sponsored content? Us too. Here, you'll find actual gameplay (most of the time), questionable life choices in video games, and enough salt to fill the Dead Sea (after we're done rage quitting).

We may not have millions of subscribers, but hey, at least we shower regularly.

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Hilarious fails (mostly ours)

Savage commentary (directed at the games, not you... probably)

Unrealistic expectations and inevitable disappointment

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Reminders that you're not alone in your gaming struggles

A healthy dose of self-deprecation (gotta keep the doctor happy)

The knowledge that someone out there is worse at video games than you (probably)

Disclaimer: We may (or may not) be sponsored by a brand of disappointment.