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The two groups, once divided, are reunified - both physically and spiritually, as the lines distinguishing them from one another start to blur. Resorting to diplomatic measures, they interrogate Big Daddy as to the whereabouts of the strange man they saw when first awakening in Van Dyke. Big Daddy reveals that man to be the Mayor, but fails to elaborate on what, exactly, the title means in a place like the Badlands. Gil, Hubcap, Toby, Ser Reginald W. Lindtworth, along with the hookers Glamour and Sandra Bullcock, travel to the depths of downtown in search of the Mayor - a place where the roughest gangs run the streets and abyssal, cosmic horrors lurk in the shadows.

After Gil splits the party, Grandmaster Grillsmith devises a solution to continue their story by introducing the prostitutes Nadia Williams, aka Glamour and Sandra Bullcock. Deciding to abandon their contract with Big Daddy and strike it out on his own, Gil takes his bitches through the seedy underbelly of Van Dyke, whereupon they assault and murder a gang of thugs, unaware that they are some of Big Daddy's top men. Meanwhile, Hubcap Daniels and Toby travel through the desolate and surreal borderlands of Van Dyke in search of The Pain Train Mk. I. They find it, albeit wrecked and unresponsive to Hubcap's psychic trucker bond. While Hubcap is overcome with grief, Toby is ensnared in a trap laid by an Urban Game Hunter. However, before the Hunter can secure his quarry, they are accosted by Ser Reginald Watts Lindtworth, the Hunter encountered during their previous adventures in Miami and rival to Toby's captor. Chapters: Intro 00:00 A Tale Of Two Whores 01:16 Tipping The Uber A Caramel Sunday 07:47 Slingin' Ass At Gupti Gupti's 14:58 Who Traps The Trap? 22:52 Live Action Hentai Pepper Spray Enema 29:08 525,600 Statistics 37:23 True Hoods Get Paid 41:34 An Australian Standoff 49:37 The Code Of An Honorable Huntsman 57:19 We Got A 4180 Tit's Side Up, Over 01:02:46 The League Of Extraordinary Truckers 01:10:12 Outro 01:20:30

Gil T. Murder, Hubcap Daniels, and Kunta Kinte - now played by Afrikaner Lars Larston, awaken in a mysterious root cellar. Ignorant of how they got there or what, exactly, happened before they woke up, the gang steps out into a surreal and confusing version of a 'Hood - and immediately find themselves trapped in a major drug smuggling operation. More content available at www.youtube.com/jasperworms.

#Hoodrats #Tabletop #DnD #CallofCthulu #DeltaGreen #Evergreen The Gang gets a new member, the trucker commander Hubcap Daniels, who assists them on their retreat to the fortified Everglade compound. Grandmaster Grillsmith and Hubcap Daniels rekindle their past relationship in a desperate bid to increase our ESG score. The Feminists descend upon them as the entire state of Florida erupts in one massive protest/counter-protest that threatens to overtake the country.

#Hoodrats #Tabletop #DnD #CallofCthulu #DeltaGreen #Evergreen Grandmaster Grillsmith opts for letting the Cubans help distribute the Fogle and people can't get enough of the addicting euphoric drug. Kunta Kinte and Pat Dugan attend a lecture at a private liberal arts where they are arrested for disorderly conduct. However, the seeds of discord have already been planted as the campus erupts in a violent protest shortly thereafter.

#Hoodrats #Tabletop #DnD #callofcthulu #deltagreen Grandmaster Grillsmith decides it is time to start a Race War. However, it appears that Pat Dugan's broken pact with the Devil has some unforeseen consequences. Combining their ritualistic powers, Grandmaster Grillsmith and Kunta Kinte attempt a ritual to stave off the curse. In their middling success, they inadvertently transmaxx their local Comptroller.

Here it is, the episode of Hoodrats that had the channel banned from Twitch and got the show pulled from Youtube. Apparently everything else prior to this one was fine. Pat Dugan wakes up in Hell and meets the Devil. The Devil makes him an offer: stay in Hell and be tormented for eternity for his vile perversion or send a replacement to suffer in his stead. He accepts, and the gang begins their hunt for the notorious pedophile and advertising actor, Jared Fogle.

#Hoodrats #DnD #Tabletop #Vaccine #CERN #DMT Grandmaster Grillsmith's political machinations become his undoing, and a spirit journey in Black Limbo finds him face-to-face with his Latina-Hoodo Mesa Swamp Witch Granny. The gang inducts a new recruit: Toby, aka Kunta Kinte, and initiate him according to traditional rites. Patrick Dugan attempts to purchase sex and ends up in the children's ward of the local hospital. More content available at: https://www.youtube.com/@jasperworms

#hoodrats #DnD #Tabletop #Homebrew #Feminists The gang gets its newest member, the wealthy heir and ne'er-do-well, Pat Dugan, which is a perfect opportunity to test out White racial feats in-game. More content available at: https://www.youtube.com/@jasperworms

#Hoodrats #DnD #CallofCthulu #Vaccine The gang gets a new member: Rodrigo, and a new form of merchandise to move: cocaine. There's just one problem: militant feminists with an everglade fortress. More content available at: https://www.youtube.com/@jasperworms

Originally recorded in 2018-2019, Hoodrats was a prescient, magical epic of crime, corruption, and comedy. Banned from Twitch and Youtube for mocking pedophiles (no, really, that was their line). In the first installment, Grandmaster Grillsmith arrives in Miami looking to form a new gang. He meets Lemonjello, aka Demonjello, and his initiation uncovers treachery within the gang's inner circle. More content available at: https://www.youtube.com/@jasperworms