Listen when you feel an urge to Fap- The No Fap Song
The greatest song of all time happens to be a No Fap song.
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Don't Put Your Dick on the Bluetooth Speaker
Don't Put Your Dick Up to the Bluetooth Speaker
(Verse 1)
You’re on the phone, feeling the vibe,
She’s saying things that got you hypnotized.
Her voice so sweet, you’re losing control,
But listen up, man, before you lose your soul.
(Pre-Chorus)
You’re feeling that heat, your mind’s in a daze,
But don’t let that speaker become your craze.
It’s just a device, not made for your lust,
Keep it together, don’t lose your trust.
(Chorus)
Don't put your dick up to the Bluetooth speaker,
It’s not a sex toy, don’t be that seeker.
It’s there for music, for calls, and for sound,
Keep it cool, keep your feet on the ground.
(Verse 2)
She’s whispering low, teasing you near,
You’re getting so horny, the urge is clear.
But before you go and make a big mistake,
Remember, that speaker ain’t yours to take.
(Pre-Chorus)
Your thoughts are racing, your pulse on fire,
But Bluetooth isn’t built for that desire.
It’s just plastic and wires, not a lover in bed,
Keep your mind straight, use your head instead.
(Chorus)
Don't put your dick up to the Bluetooth speaker,
It’s not a sex toy, don’t be that seeker.
It’s there for music, for calls, and for sound,
Keep it cool, keep your feet on the ground.
(Bridge)
She’s got you going, your head’s in the clouds,
But don’t let that speaker be where you’re aroused.
It’s made for tunes, not for your thrills,
Save that passion for where it fulfills.
(Chorus)
Don't put your dick up to the Bluetooth speaker,
It’s not a sex toy, don’t be that seeker.
It’s there for music, for calls, and for sound,
Keep it cool, keep your feet on the ground.
(Outro)
So next time you’re chatting and things get steamy,
Don’t let your Bluetooth dreams get too dreamy.
The speaker’s just tech, not made for the ride,
Keep your pride in check, and let wisdom guide.
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Holy 3-Way Love 1980s Gospel Rock
The Quaker Lover Boys Done broke into the Christian Rock Scene representing the friends of God of Quakertown, Pennsylvania. They skyrocketed to fame when an MTV VJ went off script and started singing "Holy 3 Way Love" when he found the love of his life during Spring Break of 1988. He went off on a drunken rant about how God was in the room guiding him to make love like a God to his Goddess.
Christian Radio attempted to ban the song because of the supposed dirty double entendre. They reversed the censorship attempt under the pressure of protesters who chanted chill, out, it's Holy Love, not Sex!
Verse 1
In your eyes, I see the light of God Almighty’s grace,
In every touch, I feel the warmth of God Almighty’s embrace.
Our love is sacred, a gift from above,
God Almighty moves through us in this union of love.
Pre-Chorus
Through your hands, I feel God Almighty’s care,
In your voice, I hear God Almighty’s prayer.
God Almighty's love flows, from you to me,
In this divine holy threeway love, we are truly free.
Chorus
God Almighty, You love through us,
In this divine holy threeway love, we place our trust.
With Your love, we shine so bright,
In this holy union, we find our light.
Verse 2
When we sit and talk, it’s God Almighty we hear,
Sacred conversations where God Almighty’s voice is near.
When we dine together, God Almighty takes a seat,
Breaking bread with us, making our love complete.
Pre-Chorus
Through my heart, God Almighty touches you,
In my soul, God Almighty’s love comes through.
God Almighty’s love flows, from me to you,
In this divine holy threeway love, we find what’s true.
Chorus
God Almighty, You love through us,
In this divine holy threeway love, we place our trust.
With Your love, we shine so bright,
In this holy union, we find our light.
Verse 3
When we laugh, God Almighty shares in our joy
[Abrupt, Interruption]
When we dream at night, God Almighty guides our way,
Visions of our future in a brighter day.
Bridge
We’re vessels of God Almighty’s love, in every way,
In every kiss, in every word we say.
Spiritually, physically, emotionally whole,
God Almighty’s love flows and makes us bold.
Chorus
God Almighty, You love through us,
In this divine holy threeway love, we place our trust.
With Your love, we shine so bright,
In this holy union, we find our light.
Verse 4
When we face a storm, God Almighty stands with us,
Strength that turns all fear into trust.
When we rest at night, God Almighty holds us tight,
In this divine holy threeway love, we’re guided by the light.
Outro
So I love my Goddess with all my might,
Knowing God Almighty’s love is our guiding light.
With You in us, we rise and we shine,
In this divine holy threeway love, our hearts align.
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Quit Putting Peace on a Pedastal (Nobel Peace Prize Song)
To have peace on earth, we have to quit putting peace on a pedastal like the 40 year old virgin was putting pussy on a pedastal.
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I was State Raised, Don't think I'm Afraid
...to catch a case over a Kracker trying to do some Knigger shit to me.
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Most Hardcore Alex Jones Diss Track (don't listen if you like AJ)
Alex Jones is the free speech champion.
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Kubota Tractor, Country Song
The Japs have proven themselves. They make a damn good tractor.
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Greatest, Love God, F the Government song
Greatest Love of God/Protest of the Government song.
Song: Our Rights Come from God, Not Government (Only God is Almighty)
Year: 2024
Lyrics: Victor D
Music: Suno
Only God is Almighty. Not the Government or the laws of men.
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Celtics vs Pacers GM 2 w/@healthranger light show
https://bit.ly/4cslkaT
The Best of the Best Dietary Supplements and Organic foods at Brigheonstore
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Can't be a Truther & a Religious Fundamentalist * Don't Pick a Fanatical Side
The Highlights of a long winded interview that proves my sentiment about how one can't be a Truther and Religious fundamentalist at the same time.
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Japan is Pissed - 20K Protest WHO Treaty & Nippon Replicon Whacksine
with some music added to the viral Reese Report
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