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    "I'm sorry, did you say you were a 'fast cook'--that's it?"
    1:35

    "I'm sorry, did you say you were a 'fast cook'--that's it?"

    X
    17:00

    X

    "Shriek, shriek; scream, scream, etc."
    0:46

    "Shriek, shriek; scream, scream, etc."

    We're On Our Way To The Perfect Place
    1:31

    We're On Our Way To The Perfect Place

    I leave you alone for a few minutes and what happens?
    0:39

    I leave you alone for a few minutes and what happens?

    "Bon voyage. Don't take any wooden igloos..."
    0:16

    "Bon voyage. Don't take any wooden igloos..."

    Ant Hill Harry, Alias Babby Face Finster
    0:46

    Ant Hill Harry, Alias Babby Face Finster

    One shot.
    2:29

    One shot.

    "This is this."
    1:28

    "This is this."

    Isn't that a daisy
    2:00

    Isn't that a daisy

    Must be a peach of a hand.
    0:52

    Must be a peach of a hand.

    I just bet my balls; and shook on it.
    0:18

    I just bet my balls; and shook on it.

    "Get me Rex Kramer!"
    0:58

    "Get me Rex Kramer!"

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    "Hey, I bet that was a.... Say, do you think that.... Hey, could that have been a...Gremlin"
    0:12

    "Hey, I bet that was a.... Say, do you think that.... Hey, could that have been a...Gremlin"

    "He don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter."
    1:05

    "He don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter."

    Best advice for a bad trip.
    4:21

    Best advice for a bad trip.

    "Have you anything to declare?"
    0:50

    "Have you anything to declare?"

    "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
    0:16

    "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

    “And Other Picture Postcards”
    2:30

    “And Other Picture Postcards”

    "I'll do it. But I'll probably hate myself in the morning."
    0:10

    "I'll do it. But I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

    "What's a conscience?"
    1:05

    "What's a conscience?"

    "Boo hoo, you had me, then you lost me."
    0:25

    "Boo hoo, you had me, then you lost me."

    "This is a revolution of the mind."
    9:26

    "This is a revolution of the mind."

    American penguins is immune to identity politics
    0:54

    American penguins is immune to identity politics

    "Now then, all we have to do is find out where you came from."
    2:10

    "Now then, all we have to do is find out where you came from."