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A lady in the kitchen needs two things: •Apron-so as not to ruin her dress •A Basket-for non-refrigerated produce; potatoes, onions, garlic, ginger, turmeric, tomatoes *on the vine* (if the vine is still green then it’s still feeding the tomatoes-leave it.), bread (baked fresh daily)

“A lady possesses a certain something in her air, in her manner of walking.” - Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice 📚🌹

A lady without children-is always practicing for her future children. There are many ways to prepare yourself for your future children. Children are always innocent and they deserve the best version of their parents. •Nursing License •Babysit/Nanny •Realistic Baby Dolls Practice holding, singing, swaying, swaddling. (All the small stuff that you’ll be doing everyday)

Feed your dogs well. Wolves do not eat food from a bag and neither should their descendants (your dog). Feed your dogs to the standard the Stark Family in Game of Thrones fed their wolves. •Meat (for strength/energy) •Potatoes (for endurance) Your wolves will express their gratitude and appreciation be guarding you with their life. 🛡️⚔️🐺🌹👑

A lady is irreplaceably useful & productive in the home. •Cooking; always clean your kitchen BEFORE & AFTER you cook, always have meat and potatoes available in your kitchen, learn how to make bake bread and always have it available for breakfast toast/lunch sandwiches/dinner side dishes. •Laundry: always have his clothes ironed and available in his closet. Always have an abundance of clean bath towels available for when he needs to shower after a long day. •Sewing: As you’ve seen in Lesson 1, a tradwife is always prepared with a sewing kit within reach just in case her man rips his uniform and needs it fixed on his lunchroom break before he returns to work. •Praying: There is genuine evil in this world. A tradwife is a God-fearing woman who prays daily for the protection of her husband and family. 🕯️🕊️

Learn how to hand roll cigarettes. You will need: •A bag of tobacco (which can be purchased at any smoke shop) •cigarette filter tubes (also smoke shop) •manual or automatic cigarette rolling machine (I prefer the manual, also available at the smoke shop)

Tradwife Academy: Lesson 1 A hardworking man will inevitably arrive home with occupational fashion hazards; ripped jeans, uniform, etc. It is imperative that a lady know how to stitch a man clothes (ideally while he’s wearing them in case he comes home on his lunch break & needs the job done quickly) You will Need: •needle •thread (ideally a similar colour to his current fabric) •scissors (for a clean cut, in a bind you *can* use your teeth or rip with force but that is not ladylike) Procedure: 1. Anchor the thread. Thread the needle and tie a knot in the end of the thread. Bring the needle out through the fabric from the backside, so the end knot stays hidden. 2. Make the first stitch. Move ahead a 1/2 inch or so, and push the needle back down through to the backside of the fabric. 3. Create the next stitch 1/2 inch away. Continuing in a straight line, move the needle ahead another 1/2 inch and bring it back up through the back to the top of the fabric. 4. Repeat until finished. Continue steps 1 through 3, keeping the stitches equally spaced until your fabrics are joined along the seam. When finished, the stitch will look like a long line of dashes. For Reference with pictures: https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/how-to-sew-basic-stitches-221433#htoc-how-to-sew-a-running-stitch