A train wreck Kamala goes to another scripted interview to deliver more cackles: "When Biden told me he was dropping out of the race I got a pork roast and started marinating it, ha ha ha ha!"
Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Tim Walz making a perfectly normal, staged and scripted appearance picking out donuts: "What am I looking at in a Whoopie Pie? I have no problem picking out doughnuts."