Biden Clown Tribal Show: "I was raised by Danny Inouye, you think I’m joking?.. you should be clapping.. I restore protections for my predecessor.. I was in a plane & a little girl came up to me.. I got soft hands."
Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."