Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Biden Clown Show in West Point: "I was appointed to the Naval Academy, I wanted to play football... the fall he a tied, that fall he decided, look, I shouldn't get into this, probably... you can clap for that..."