Univ of Michigan: Angry Sodomite Spits On Me Twice, Attempts To Steal My Banner, Security Call Cops, Sodomite Is Handcuffed And Arrested, I Press Charges, I Rebuke A Wicked Baptist Refusing Shabbat, I Warn The Campus About Trump Being The Anti Christ
UMass Amherst: Crowd Turns Riotous, Sinner Froths At The Mouth, Student Steals My Bible & Rips Out Pages, Sinner Throws Water All Over Me, Sinner Presses Black Tape Over My Go-Pro, Chaos, Sinner Stalks Me (Viewer Discretion Advised)