Description

When dodgeball was replaced with "circle of friends," and red pens with participation trophies just a few decades ago, should this have a been a grave warning for the kind of fruity, batshit policies infecting Western institutions of higher learning today? And what about the causation between 90\\\'s hover-parents bubble-wrapping their child-idols, and today\\\'s Millennials demanding college environments to be a fine blend of Romper Room and North Korea... a mere coincidence? Our story takes place at a small, American liberal college named S.J. Dubbel University, where a new interim Professor, one who is specialized in Kindergarten teaching, has been emergency-hired to quell the angry mob that is the new "social-activist" student body, with what the administrators hoped would be sing-a-longs and "you are perfect, just the way you are" mantras... instead, these students will receive their first acrid taste of the REAL WORLD!