Bombing Down Poinsettia

MY MOST SINCERE apologies for the late upload! Improperly edited pieces were uploaded earlier and I at6'ed those things. This story is real, but I don't want to sensationalize too much! I'm trying to avoid that. I apologize for screwing up tonight! Long day...again

Bea' and I finally got married! It was HISTORIC in the fact that I remember it so well with a few pictures still! Anyway, we got married, I got my first ride in a super stretch limo, Bea' punched me, we had sex and I CONTINUED to feel sorry for myself, WONDERING if I'd ever see Michelle again. The last night Bea's folks were in West Hollywood, I decided to call her and was in for the OVERWHELMING SHOCK OF MY LIFE!

I was in love, no doubt. Still, I was gonna marry Beatre' because I OWED her that much at least. Meanwhile, Michelle went back to the east coast and I suddenly had nothing but time on my hands and NO WAY to get in touch with her, until I remembered the list of phone numbers under Rosemary's chaise. Once back in West Hollywood, my old friend Barak got in touch. ©2007BDPJokemanProductionsLLC

I made a deal with Rosemary, then had to sit through her 'Death Knell Warning' if I didn't fall in love with who she said! ANYWAY...by the next morning, every answer I'd been searching for was suddenly found and I was willing to BET MY FUCKING LIFE ON IT!

©2007BombingDownPoinsettiaJokemanProductionsLLCStantheJokemanShow I never felt real good about staying in the penthouse but after driving Samantha home, I NEVER looked at Rosemary the same again. I just wanted to get the work down, Bea to come back from Denmark and ME to get the HELL OUT of that damned bar prison! I wanted OUT AND AWAY from Rosemary.........until I met her number one girl.

©2007 Bombing Down PoinsettiaJokemanProductionsLLCStan Grunewald-Sires StantheJokemanShow If there is a character I use to describe Rosemary, it would be actress Amy Frederica Brenneman's portrayal of Diane Blackwood in Goliath! Here character actually scared the shit out of me when I first saw her! I exclaimed to my wife "That's Rosemary!! Oh My GOD! Rosemary!!!!" That freakin' penthouse became a 'pussy' prison for me, filled with cats and young women coming in at all hours to meet me. The working conditions were foreign too. I'd never operated power tools at two in the morning! Anyway, watching an old movie is what it took to wake me up to where it was I was actually residing! OMG!!!!!!!!!

Back in Los Angeles things moved real, REAL fast, but I didn't know which way to move! I was back in town to fix things by getting fixed up. My first visit to Rosemary's penthouse near downtown was a short lived thrill, but I'd come a long ways from the backseat of my car! Now, I felt like I was standing on top of the city and I was. I'd soon find out just how FUCKING little, it actually meant.

©2007 Jokeman Productions LLC/Stan the Jokeman Show Stan Sires OUT OF MOVES & OUT OF MONEY, but as fate would play out, 1k landed in me and Barak's lap, I went back home to see my son, nearly got killed, totally got laid, then became engaged to another woman ALL IN ONE VISIT, before heading back out to Los Angeles to meet my new 'Madam' employer.

I was alone at the Don Dominguez apartments. My roommate had moved in with his sister back in Bellflower. My girlfriend was in jail and two childhood friends from back home gave me a place to rest my head until I moved ON UP TO HACIENDA HEIGHTS. It was from there, I worked on more movies and found my way to Hollywood where my next wife was waiting...

©2007 Bombing Down Poinsettia Jokeman ProductionsLLC StantheJokemanShow The LAPD was once rough group of hombres to run into NO MATTER which side of the fence you stood on. Either way, I came to a Y in the road and said goodbye to my first girlfriend in Los Angeles and hello to: A PLAGUE, A CELEBRITY & CELTIC THUNDER My entire world was about to change again as I slowly began making my way towards West Hollywood

In LA metro, people had my ass figured out from day one! There's no doubt! But that's not to say I wasn't the one who willfully walked around where I shouldn't have. My new girlfriend in Carson was all the excuse I NEEDED to begin making some of the most idiotic decisions of my life! DEFINITELY in the top hundred! PLUS, MY WHITE ASS GOT BEAT DOWN REAL GOOD BY THE LAPD! Oh yea! In my OWN DAMNED HOME! Would you believe me if I SWORE, that that time it wasn't me!

©2007 Bombing Down Poinsettia JokemanProductionsLLC/StantheJokemanShow Just as I found a new home and job, my wife back home lost me, then Mark and I lost our house, before I began sharing a bed with a Puerto Rican vixen just outside of Compton. Pretty sure I was the only red head there. you can't make this shit up...

©2007 Bombing Down Poinsettia Jokeman Productions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show I was looking for an excuse to run again and found one in Skiatook Oklahoma, where my 'swag' side hustle collapsed. After being a husband, a dad, homeless, a file clerk, a Compton dope mule, a PURCHASED husband, and muscle for one of the top Escort agencies in Los Angeles, I fell in love and lost everything here before all hell broke loose.

With the help of an old friend and a new one, I'd never had made it, BUT I did. That first paycheck made it so, in the blink of an eye, I was able to go from homeless, washing my butt in a Seven Eleven sink every morning, to well fed, housed and sexually ASSaulted by a hot goth girl!