Beans On Toast

It's a case of do as I say not as I do for this Homebase jobsworth who seems to think the security of this long ailing DIY shop is under threat because of someone wearing a helmet. I put this video up as this is the first shop in just over a year that has objected to someone wearing safety gear since the coof hysteria was first invented last February. Homebase got sold in 2018 for just £1 after having 42 stores close. Recorded entirely from the back of an MT07 wearing as much safety gear as allowed for security reasons which I can never disclose. 👍 0:47 Stepford Homebase surrealism 1:49 You're a silly man 2:08 Top-notch flouncing 5:50 It really is 5:59 Last Thursday I rented a geranium 6:10 He may not yet be able to play the guitar 6:33 Food critic - I gave it 4 Pirelli stars 6:40 Visiting the tower of festering wokeness 7:22 Women have to pay 8:13 Nice legs, sensible boots and a clean chain - the whole package 9:12 Road sign racket So right at the very end of the video there's a sound clip used from The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu who have undeleted their back catalogue and now have a YT channel here:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbsEHtpoQxyWVibIPerXhug/featured and the clip used was from Last Train To Trancentral. They burnt a million quid you know! 🤣 ————————————————————————————— #Homebase #helmet #remove Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ . All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. ————————————————————————————— Music from Epidemic Sound http://www.epidemicsound.com

In this exciting episode of Wrongthink we see one of London's finest obese police persons nicking a cyclist for not stopping at a red light. This officer took so long to catch this one cyclist I had to ride around twice. Take note of how this police doughnut fanatic completely ignores other road traffic offences going on in front of him/her to patiently wait for his/her prey. The London police are desperate to raise money by giving out invoices to help fund the appalling shortage of free bicycle parking which needs to be installed then ripped out just months later in the town. This must be what's known as sustainability. Meanwhile, a politician who gets to pocket £300 pounds a day of your money for her groundbreaking ideas has suggested that all men be imprisoned by a 6pm curfew, all because of another wayward Met police officer. Not any old Police officer but a special 'protection' officer no less. Welcome to clown world everyone, just call me Tina. ————————————————————————————— #London #biker #Joy Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ . All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. ————————————————————————————— Music from Epidemic Sound http://www.epidemicsound.com

In this episode of Wrongthink I set off across London to try to buy food at the Co-Op, on the way I encounter many, many dreaded Mini Cooper drivers who all seem to think their cars are wider than the widest wide thing. Whilst having an enjoyable rant about electric scooter riders an angry Karren fingers me, unfortunately, she likes to dish it out but doesn't like to take it, and says she's calling the police. 0:00 Not much of a trick 0:08 Influencers get brought their coffee 0:52 The new one has always been the last one this year 2:18 There are always three ways to get there 3:55 She will never wear out her mini cooper windows 4:16 OMG it's a mini cooper, put the cones out 5:09 How does it breath 5:30 Non-urgent blood 5:47 He doesn't know how wide it is 6:02 She drops her phone, Lolas's cupcakes 6:54 Beaten by an electric scooter, the humiliation is complete 7:45 Angrey Karren fingers me 8:40 It was wider than a wide thing 9:25 Duck lips 10:06 Mini cooper driver bravely goes offroading 10:46 Mini cooper driver destroys the whole herd of polar bears whilst safely masked up 12:04 Souped up mini cooper to dawdle around town in 12:35 What do you call a blonde driving a mini cooper 12:46 The car that can't fit through gaps 13:18 I really was going to the co-op 13:59 Mini cooper is a British word ————————————————————————————— #London #mini #cooper Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ . All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. ————————————————————————————— Music from Epidemic Sound http://www.epidemicsound.com

Another video that will take Rumble 3 or more weeks to publish

Riding down Park Lane I came across the biggest protest I've seen for years in London - The protest against the loss of freedoms was not covered in the UK by any of the mainstream media.

If you're not easily offended come with me on a mini-tour of some of North London's hidden bits riding a Yamaha MT07 motorbike in a mostly responsible manner. I cover all sorts of things such as Monty Python, The Muppets and how to stay quiet during a television news item about how ill Prince Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh. (the Queen's husband) is outside Barts hospital. ————————————————————————————— 00:00 Offensive Muppets - Jim Henson's puppet workshop 02:27 Monty Pythons Milkwood studios (Formerly known as the Delancy Studios) 05:48 Whitehall sing-a-long 06:12 Filthy tree hugger rant 10:24 The media vultures are circling ————————————————————————————— #Croaking #royalty Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ . All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. ————————————————————————————— Music from Epidemic Sound http://www.epidemicsound.com

Today I set out to film the weird sea creatures living at the bottom of Downing Street in central London. Just like any good B movie the monsters only appear right at the end of the film. Please send fish fingers. 00:14 Intro 02:31 Wet C.H.I.P.S 02:30 London Transport falling apart 03:08 Dog in a bag 03:27 Penny farthing protest 04:09 Duck lips for dogs 04:34 Clueless mini cab driver cross with me 05:14 Cheeky speedy scooter 05:45 Bus canyon 06:21 Red light jumping mini cab 06:36 Fishermen out of water 06:55 London Cyclist of the month 08:18 Only zombies were harmed landing this air ambulance 08:24 Still no pickles for me 09:01 On the hunt for the central London sea creatures #Hidden #London ————————————————————————————— Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ . All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. —————————————————————————————

I nearly succumb to an avalanche after failing to obtain survival skills from Bear Grylls when I had the chance. I then get into a bit of a rant about the Cars, Motorcycles and buses being banned from the busy Strand and Aldwych junction in London. I document how Camden council set up closing off one lane of Jamestown road to all traffic except for bicycles and motorcycles being pushed. But the council met some backlash with the road signs and planter being damaged upon installation. London councils seem to have gone road closing mad, citing the coof as a wonderful opportunity to go full speed ahead with their crazy road closures which in some cases is being used to introduce more revenue-raising CCTV surveillance of the motoring public. If you wish to read more about the Aldwych changes they can be read here:- https://www.cityam.com/cars-and-buses-to-be-banned-from-busy-strand-junction/ ————————————————————————————— Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ . All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. #london #road #closures —————————————————————————————

This is a collection of clips from the last year of my awkward/cheeky or embarrassing encounters with people on the streets of London who have had the misfortune to encounter me whilst I'm riding around on my motorcycle 😍 0:00 We're both pretty 00:40 Intro and chat about Denis Norden, It'll be alright on the night 02:36 They throw children into the mixing machine for da Insta 04:05 Mistaken ID - I think because of the GRENZGAENGER hoodie they thought I was Querly 05:26 Look no airbags 06:13 He's still paying for it 06:36 You need a long pole and jiggle it a bit 08:04 I just wanted to help her find a back passage 08:31 Outro in Gutter Lane, one of my favourite back passages 09:30 That time I had coffee with Ricky Gervais whilst pretending not to know him Here's a link to that Tom Scott video all about the titles to the UK TV show called It'll be alright on the night:_ https://youtu.be/mUF4afxMpQk Music from Epidemic Sound http://www.epidemicsound.com

Barry Sheene was a British two times World Champion Grand Prix motorcycle road racer who born in central London. I've done some research on Barry's early life and take you on a unique tour of where he was born, brought up and where he 1st rode the motorcycle his Father frank built for him. Clip of Frank Sheene & outside of Queen Sq home from Barry Sheene World Champion (probably the best documentary on Barry Sheene) https://youtu.be/DuyXBKu8P_A Traffic warden photo by Patrick Nicholas Photography - 1979 Great Marlborough St Westminster https://patricknicholas.wordpress.com/2014/02/14/private-view/ Music from Epidemic Sound http://www.epidemicsound.com