Aneurysm Against the Grand Prix - Qatar 2023
making this video shortened my life by 35 years
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when your mum calls you down for dinner but its still in the oven
some peeps wanted the uncensored clip of my perfectly reasonable criticism of the window licker so here it is
use it accordingly
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PATREON CLIP - Sushi drives a kia (obvious lie)
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PATREON CLIP - Mark Webber disgraces himself for milk (The Nerve #13)
RIP Mark Webber and shout out to his milk moustache
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(technologically advancements experiment video)
i have a green screen
what in the name of christ will this technology mean for humanity
only time will tell
the queen will be fine, but god save the rest of us
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Rage Against the Grand Prix - Netherlands 2023
Re upload with some small alterations so hopefully YT won't nuke this into the 4th dimension like the original
A moment like this would be a good time to shamelessly plug my patreon
if you cba to wait for me to re edit the videos that get nuked, the originals always come out in the patreon compound first before the commonwealth versions and they never get taken down cos patreon are cool and not losers
also my podcast 'The Nerve' is on there and its slaps mate
Ok bye xx
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What F1 does in the Summer Break…
i can eat my dinner in a fan see rest er raaannttt
but nothing
i said nothing
can take away these blues
R.I.P Sinead
shout out to her bald head
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(Mclaren enters the chat)
no you don't foooool me
the hurt doesn't show
but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to YOU AND MEEE
DO DO DO DO DE DO DA DA DA DUM
I CAN FEEEELLL IT COOOMMMIN IN THE AIR TOOOONIGHTT
OHHH LOR ORD
IVVVVV BEEEENN WAITIN FOR THIS MOMENT
FOR ALLL MYY LIFE
OHHH LORRDDDD OHHH LOORRR OR ORD
is Phil collins still alive?
i hope so
mate that's one of the greatest drum fills of all time as well
im uploading this barely hours before lights out at the Hungarian Grand Prix
where Verstappen and Hamilton line up on the front row together for the first time since...idk..when was it
OH YEAH...Abu Dhabi 2021
(low key im cheering for pewis pamilton today as well)
but we all know Norris leads after lap 1 there's no way they're making through the first corner
stay calm
xxx
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Mexican ruins Red Bull
buckle up boys and girls daddy had a lot of sugar for this one
note: this was uploaded after Perez got knocked out in Q1 at Silverstone
so that makes it 5 races in a row
absolutely diabolical behaviour mate
Almost heaven
West virgina
Blue ridge mounting
Something over river
Im gonna trade my corsa in for the VXR
iv got the 1.2 limited edition
Which is fine but it doesn’t rip as much as I want
The VXR has 200bhp so that would rip as well
and the VXR is only like 9 grand
id probably get 2 grand trade in for this
so that’s like 7 grand mate
i'd do something unspeakable to it like chip it and put race brakes as well
im gonna end up in a hedge
we're up to episode number 9 of the podcast now and we're having a blast
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inbred ruins Aston Martin
i take an in-depth look into lance strolls performance so far this season, how he is impacting their championship hopes and offer some constructive criticism.
R.I.P to my YouTube monetisation, shout out to its family
i would like to thank the Mohawk Sympathisers for supporting my journalism
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Bonus Clip (from Emergency Broadcast - Sheffield Chainsaw Massacre)
it's not a cult (obvious lie)
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The Red Bull Cuck Machine
everybodyyyyyyyyy
shake your bodyyyyyyyy
ahhhhhh YEAH
right this is the 4th upload cos YT keeps blocking it FOR CHIRST
I think it was cos I called crofty the c word
and obvs cos yt are a butch of yanky cucks thats UnAcCEpTaBLe
so I cut the c bomb and then it was summit else
who knows
maybe it was because my bars where so fire
people have been saying that I should get signed to a label
drop a rap album, go on tour, become an international superstar...etc
but I am committed to my F1 investigative journalism
right I cba to edit this again so if this one get demonetised ill just send it m8
I would like to thank all the Mohawk Sympathisers on the Patreon cos I literally wouldn't be able to keep doing this with the way YT have been lately so cheers my dudes and dudettes
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k luv u bye xxx
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Hamilton fan fakes his own death (pERfeCtly rEsOnabLe qUEStiOns from The Nerve #6)
On a cobweb afternooooooon
In a roooooooom full of emptinesssssss
By a freeway
I confess
I was lost in the PAGESSSSSSSS
Of a book
full of death
Reading how we'll die aloneeeee
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we want to goooooo
INNNNNNN YOUR HOUSSEEEEEEEE
IIII LOOOOOOOOONG TO BE
ROOOOOOMM BY ROOOM
PAAAAAATIENTLY
I"LL WAIT FOR YOU THEREEEE
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKEEEEE A STONE
I'LL WA A A AIT 4 U THERE
ALONNNNNNEEEEE
audio slave absolutely slaps m8
honestly the nerve of that band
and its the fellas from rage against the machine
no that's sound garden
wait have I got that right
no, wait a minute
k
either audioslave or sound garden have the fellas from rage against the machine
but both of them have Chris Cornell so who cares
this is a clip from The Nerve #6
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The Michael Masi Death Machine
Clip from The Nerve #5
im focusing on my podcast now instead of doing losertube because its more fun and im trying to move out of my parents house, and apparently landlords won't accept 'likes' as rent payment EVEN THO THEY SHOULD
but calm down, each episode I will cut a clip for the commonwealth youtube scum so everybody is happy
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I set it at £2.50/month which is basically free and what you get in return is momentary liberation from your miserable life
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(Aston Martin enters the chat)
Sha la la
La la la
Ooooo oo
Everybody
Shake your body
F1 is back for 2023
Red bull are taking the actual piss been 1 second a lap faster than everybody else
But who cares
We’ve got a more exciting battle
Fernando sigmalonso
Osama bin latte boi
And lewis midfieldmilton
The 3 of them came together at the Bahrain Grand Prix so I do my usual in depth technical analysis and I stay calm the whole time
Also, slight correction
I believe Naomi sniff was actually taking the piss out of the other commentator who said ‘is it encouraging’
So perhaps it is Natalie Pinkham who is possessed by the devil
Either way somebody’s getting an exorcism
What else
…
Idk
Did you see the Mercedes ransom note they put out cos their fans where raging at them
Saying ‘no hard feelings if you’re not along for the journey’
Lol
But I thought the Mercedes shaggers where all ‘love & peace’
We all know thats a load of bollocks
Mercedes fans literally brush their teeth with a bar of soap
What else
Ooo I know
Im currently building a new shed
Cos the old one had a wasp nest under the floor
And because im a BIZness man entrepreneur im using this as an opportunity to make the brand new shed into a studio for my podcast
And we're almost at 2000 mohawk sympathisers on the Patreon so well done everybody
You’re funding the Sheffield mafia
K luv u bye xxx
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RPM Awards Part 2
yes I know the first race of the season is in 24 hours but that doesn't matter because time is a social construct
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baby harvesting merch demons + rip the devil
cba with descriptions
descriptions R 4 losers
have you heard the latest arctic monkeys album
it's alright
but tranquilly base was their best by far
take it easy for a little while
come and stay with us
its such an easy flight
Cute new places keep on popping up
Since the exodus, it's all getting gentrified
I put a taqueria on the roof
It was well reviewed
Four stars out of five
And that's unheard of
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DA DO DA
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Rage Against the Grand Prix - Le Mans 24 Hours Virtual
#simracing #esports
Max Verstappen was thrown out of the 24 hours of Le Mans virtual because of 'server issues'
basically, imagine Abu Dhabi 2021, but for nerds
then he caused a bit of a scene as he went on a rant about the event and the people running it
saying it was a clown show and everybody should uninstall the game
ooooooo BURN
this caused a debate in the sim racing community
did max go too far with his rant?
should esports conduct this event on rfactor2?
should they have had better security in place to prevent people DDOSing the server?
but the real question these people need to ask themselves is why haven't you been outside in 2 months and what does the touch of a women feel like
anyway, I do an in depth analysis of the event and explain in great detail the catastrophe that unfolded.
also, teamLH found a way to make this all about them, because of corse they did
Abu Dhabi 2021 was over a year ago now but they are still crying about it lol
I think Michael Masi was behind this, maybe he chewed through the server wires like a little mouse
Correction: at 5:51 I make it out like this was Jimmys fault. While he did leak the teamspeak details, it wasn’t him who leaked the IP address, that was another team, however, apparently the IP address was always visible because rfactor2 is been run by actual vegetables. My bad for getting that wrong, I am a professional sports journalist and should do better.
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Why Ferrari Fired Mattia Binotto
immmmmmmmm the maannnnnnnnnnn in the box
burieeeeeeeeed in myyyyyyy pit
won't yooouuuuuuuuuu coooooommeee anddddddddd save me
oh save me
(guitar riff)
feeeeeeeeeeeee eee eee eeed my eyes
caaaannn you sow them shu..JEEEEEEEEEE EE EE EE sus chirrrrrrst
deny your maker
best song ever Alice in chains absolutely slaps mate
anyway, I made this fine piece about mattia binotto getting fired.
I spent most of last season screaming about how Ferrari should fire all the Italians and get a French team principle, WELL GESS WOT
they just did that
coincidence
I think not
also, I spent most of last season yelling about Pual the Grand Prix killer di resta
and guess wot
they just sacked him as well
I made a video slagging of WTF1
and guess wot
36 hours later they get sacked (or quit, same thing)
the point is
nobody can escape the power of the hawk
I actually made another video before this about the Le Mans 24 hours virtual catastrophe, I uploaded it to patreon but it was like 3am so I went to bed, got up and started working on this video and I forgot to upload it to YouTube, that video will follow shortly after this one, probably tomoz mate, I gotta censor some naughty words lol.
k luv u bye xx
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RPM State of the Union Address 2023
ladies and gentlemen its time for the state of the union address 2023.
I go over our incredible year and everything we achieved in 2022.
As well as unboxing a suspicious package I received from YouTube, it turned out to be one of those play buttons, which I am now using as a draft excluder.
I also explain in great detail why my Christmas Day video was shafted by the globalist pigs at YouTube. A crime which I am taking to the high court, mainly because I want to wear one of those dumb wigs, I don't care if only the judge is suppose to wear it, i will bring my own. I have also ordered a little wooden hammer or 'gavel'.
I would like to thank all of the mohawk sympathisers on my patreon, everybody else can go to hell.
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The Rocketpoweredmohawk F1 2022 Awards
(for legal reasons) this video is not sponsored by balenciaga, that was a joke, but if they offered me the money I would OBVIOUSLY do it.
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Everybody VS Christian Horner
The 2022 season ended today at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, where max verstappen won, boooooring, Charles Leclerc claimed 2nd in the drivers championship because Ferrari forgot they were Ferrari and din't do anything stupid. Lewis Hamilton retired with an attitude problem, George Russell drinks lattes, Sebastian Vettel is now a myth and lance stroll is an idiot.
this video takes an in depth look into some of the controversial moments from the Brazilian Grand Prix last week such as the Hamilton Verstappen crash and max verstappen deciding that Perez can't have anything nice.
he didn't let Perez back though even tho he promised and swore down, then caused a scene on the radio when he delivered a cryptic message that will take experts decades to fully analyse.
he said something like 'I told you guys last summer, I gave my reasons and I stand by it'
what's he talking about???
I will explain everything.
I also mention the recent FTX crypto crash and how it's all connected to formula one because I am a financial expert.
I just started my podcast 'the nerve' on the patreon if you need something else to distract you from whatever hell you live in.
and cheers to all the mohawk sympathisers that have already signed up.
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The Costcappen Saga - Part 2
the costcappen scandal explained by a financial expert - red bull have broken the cost cap (gasp) now toto wolf is hard as a rock but what does this mean for the royal family. well, I take an in-depth look in this 2nd part of the costcappen saga.
Shout out to all my patrons.
I used to put all their names in the video descriptions but now they won't all fit cos our 'not a cult' is 400+ strong.
so cheers to them and shout out to their families.
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Rage Against the Grand Prix - France (REUPLOAD)
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Charles Leclerc and Ferrari are in a war to see who can ruin his championship faster. I take an in depth look at what's gone wrong for them this season, but actually in depth this time, not like my in depth analysis of the Austrian Grand Prix where I started screaming about the moon landing.
even tho its a bit late, this video was made before the Hungarian Grand Prix, which was today. hahahaha well this is now even funnier cos once again, ferrari pulled a ferrari on the strategy and completely ruined Charles race. he should have easily won the Hungarian gp but instead he finished 6th because ferrari. so max verstappen is now gonna win the 2022 world championship cos even tho he started 10th, and did a 360 spin, he still won. ohh but yeah this video is about the French Grand Prix lol. its like 1am who cares at this point.
also I take a look back at Paul di resta's career highlights and explain why he's perfectly qualified and a good choice for probably the most important job in F1, commenting on the race.
Sebastian Vettel announced his retirement a few days ago, thats nice, he'll be in a better place, because the place he is in currently is next to lance stroll.
so yeah.
Ferrari are adorable.
the moon landing was definitely a hoax.
don't listen to the mainstream media.
now ima get spent on dark fruits.
nothing serious.
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Rage Against the Grand Prix - Belgium
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The 2022 Belgain Grand Prix, Max Verstappen started 14th but still won because he was flying a spaceship. Charles Leclerc started right behind him but finished 6th because Ferrari. Lewis Hamilton crashed with Fernando Alonso on the first lap and retired. Fernando drove passed him waving his finger and called him an idiot on the radio cos he's a savage.
Lewis Hamilton's fans, who are mentally stable and perfectly reasonable took to twitter to express their emotions. already on edge that weekend because the new FIA technical directive seemed to destroy Mercedes' pace and made red bull even faster.
I have to mention sometimes when I read tweets from insane fans in these videos some people go find them on twitter and harass them. don't do that pls, everybody is entitled to their own opinion even it its mad and you could get me in trouble (which is the main point obviously)
k luv u bye xx.
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