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The Jeffrey Epsteins met at a Halloween party in Canada in 1994, where they were introduced by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. They are all extremely racist. Unfortunately, none of the Jeffrey Epsteins were intelligent enough to complete the third grade. They are all completely illiterate, unable to read or write. The Jeffrey Epsteins contracted Coronavirus in June of 2020, which they attempted to treat by drinking fish tank cleaner. Unfortunately, this led to the loss of their original bassist, Mark. RIP Mark. In their spare time, the Jeffrey Epsteins enjoy throwing rocks at disabled children. Last week, they pushed a woman in a hijab down a hill and then high-fived each other.