Harrison Butker and NFL
Please enjoy this joke about how Harrison Butker proves the NFL prefers criminals to moms.
Upcoming shows:
Red Bank, NJ (opening for Gutfeld) Count Basie CTR. June 9.
Orlando, FL Bonkerz Comedy @ The Corner June 14-15.
Pittsburgh, PA Improv June 21-23
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 5-6
Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme.
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas Sept 20-21
Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito)
Albuquerque, NM Hyenas Oct. 3-5
Phoenix, AZ Desert Ridge Improv Oct. 20
Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T. Feathers Nov. 21-24
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Joke: Kristi Noem shoots her dog.
Please enjoy this joke about Kristi Noem shooting her dog:
Upcoming shows:
Tampa, FL Side Splitters May 23-26
Red Bank, NJ (opening for Gutfeld) Count Basie CTR. June 9.
Orlando, FL Bonkerz Comedy @ The Corner June 14-15.
Pittsburgh, PA Improv June 21-23
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 5-6
Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme.
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas Sept 20-21
Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito)
Albuquerque, NM Hyenas Oct. 3-5
Phoenix, AZ Desert Ridge Improv Oct. 20
Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T. Feathers Nov. 21-24
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Scottie Scheffler arrested!
Please enjoy this joke about what Scottie Scheffler's arrest proves.
Upcoming shows:
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters May 23-26
Red Bank, NJ (opening for Gutfeld) Count Basie CTR. June 9.
Orlando, FL Bonkerz Comedy @ The Corner June 14-15.
Pittsburgh, PA Improv June 21-23
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 5-6
Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme.
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas Sept 20-21
Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito)
Albuquerque, NM Hyenas Oct. 3-5
Phoenix, AZ Desert Ridge Improv Oct. 20
Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T. Feathres Nov. 21-24
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Enjoy this joke about jokes that don't work.
A lot of comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work - but it happens to me all the time. Please enjoy and catch me at the following comedy clubs:
East Rutherford, NJ April 5-6 Bananas.
Springfield, MA April 19-20. Roar Comedy Club at MGM
Cleveland, OH April 25-27. Hilarities.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's May 2-4..
Austin, TX May 11. Cap City.
Raleigh, NC May 12. Good Nights.
Orlando, FL Bonkerz Comedy @ The Corner June 14-15.
Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme.
Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito)
Albuquerque, NM Hyenas Oct. 3-5
#jokes #comedy #joemachi #standupcomedy
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Epstein versus United Airlines Joke
Please enjoy this joke about Jeffrey Epstein and United Airlines.
Upcoming tour dates:
New Cumberland, WV March 22. Mountaineer Casino (Bonkerz)
Beverly, MA March 29-30 Off Cabot Comedy Club.
East Rutherford, NJ April 5-6 Bananas.
Springfield, MA April 19-20. Roar Comedy Club at MGM
Cleveland, OH April 25-27. Hilarities.
Austin, TX May 11. Cap City.
Raleigh, NC May 12. Good Nights.
Albuquerque, NM June 20-22 Hyenas.
Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme.
Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito)
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World Economic Forum Joke
Please enjoy this joke.
Upcoming tour dates:
Philadelphia, PA Helium 2.1-3
La Crosse, WI Fox Hollow Golf Course 2.10
Austin, MN Lansing Corners Bar & Grill 2.17
Milwaukee, WI Bonkerz 2.23-24
Seattle, WA Laughs 3.8-9
New Cumberland, WV Bonkerz @ Moutaineer Casino
Beverly, MA Off Cabot 3.29-30
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.5-6
Springfield, MA Roar Comedy Club 4.19-20
Cleveland, OH 4.25-27
Albuquerque, NM Hyenas 6.20-22
Minneapolis, MN 7.10-13
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater 9.28
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How to handle it when jokes don't work. (Joke fail script #5)
A lot of comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work - but it happens to me all the time. Please enjoy and catch me at the following comedy clubs:
Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T. Feathers 12.14-17
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. 12.29-30
Ft. Worth, TX Hyenas 12/31
Rochester, NY Comedy @ The Carlson 1.4-6
Point Pleasant, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13
Dallas, TX Hyenas 1.19-1.20
Philadelphia, PA Helium 2.1-3
La Crosse, WI Fox Hollow Golf Course2.10
Austin, MN Lansing Corners Bar & Grill 2.17
Seattle, WA Laughs 3.8-9
New Cumberland, WV Bonkerz Comedy @ Moutaineer Casino 3.22
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Banans 4.5-6
(booking matt.bourne@iala.com)
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The Presidential race is like a job interview.
Tour dates:
West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3
Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino.
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20
#jokes #joemachi #standupcomedy #presidentialrace
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Barack Obama's letters.
Please enjoy this joke about Barack Obama's letters.
Tour dates:
Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19
West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3
Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino.
Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20
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Rock bottom reality TV
Tour dates:
New York, NY West Side Comedy Club (with Joe DeVito) 8.10
Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19
West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3
Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino.
Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20
1.65K
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Airlines Versus Veterinarians
Please enjoy this joke about how poorly airlines treat us.
Tour dates:
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys 7.28-29
New York, NY West Side Comedy Club (with Joe DeVito) 8.10
Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19
West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3
Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino.
Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20
1.54K
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Enjoy some new one-liners
During the check drop it's hard for the audience to pay attention. That's when I try new material. Enjoy and catch me at the following locations:
Greenville, SC Comedy Zone 7.21-22
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys 7.28-29
New York, NY West Side Comedy Club (with Joe DeVito) 8.10
Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19
Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4
Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20
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Social media narcissism is something to joke about.
Please enjoy this joke and catch me at the follow venues:
Austin, TX Cap City Comedy Club 7.1.23
Greenville, SC Comedy Zone 7.21-22
Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.26
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 10.2-4
Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 1.12-13
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20
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Wow! I sure know how to fail at stand up!
NY, NY West Side Comedy Club. 6/1 9 PM
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas. 6/2-3
Austin, TX Cap City. 7/1
Comedy Cabin, Janesville, WI. 8/11-12
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens. 11/2-4
Williston, ND Old Armory. 11/17-18
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Electric cars suck.
Please enjoy this joke about electric cars not being ready.
Catch me at these venues:
Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3
Austin, TX Cap City 7.1
Janeville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
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Joke Fail Script #4. Please subscribe and check out upcoming dates below:
Other comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work. It's what fans say I'm best at.
Catch me at these venues:
Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.21-22
Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3
Austin, TX Cap City 7.1
Janeville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
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Trump indicted joke.
Please enjoy this joke about Trump being indicted in NYC.
Catch me at:
Rutherford, NJ Bananas 4.7-8.
Buffalo, NY Helium 4.14
Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.21-22
Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3
Janeville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
Please like and subscribe. Thank you!
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Bank bailouts are a bad idea joke. (joemachi.com for tour dates)
Please enjoy this joke about bank bailouts.
Catch me at the following locations:
Houston, TX Riotfest Mar. 25.
Norfolk, NE District Table. 3.31-4.1
Rutherford, NJ Bananas 4.7-8.
Buffalo, NY Helium 4.14
Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.21-22
Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3
Please like and subscribe. Thank you!
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Please enjoy this joke about not complying with mandates.
Please subscribe and catch me at:
Springfield, MA Roar Comedy Club 2.3-4
Myrtle Beach, SC The Hangout 2.17-18
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-tba
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Rutherford, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
Cuyahoga Falls, Funny Stop 4.21-22
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 6.2-3
more dates to come at joemachi.com
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Kevin McCarthy finally wins joke.
Please enjoy this joke about Kevin McCarthy finally becoming 'House Speaker.'
Please subscribe and catch me at:
Ft. Wayne, IN Summit City Comedy Club 1.19-21.
St. Louis, MO Funny Bone (Westport) 1.26-29
Springfield, MA Roar Comedy Club 2.3-4
Myrtle Beach, SC The Hangout 2.17-18
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.26-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
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Hot takes on the Top Gun movies (spoiler alert)
Catch me at these venues!
Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
1.8K
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Good news if there's a depression.
Catch me at these venues!
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
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I mixed up H&M with S&M. Please enjoy this joke!
Catch me at these venues!
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
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Accidental social media likes joke. Please enjoy and subscribe.
Please enjoy this joke about accidentally liking a social media post.
Catch me at:
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
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Don't apologize for jokes - joke.
You won't catch me apologizing for jokes. But you can catch me at:
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. (2nd show added)
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
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