Winnipeggers: Episode 89 – First Songs We Ever Played

This episode written by Irv-Ass
Permission to speak freely?
Blood sells!
That’s the hottest he’s made me look yet!
The best name of a strain – “They’re coming! They’re coming!” or did he say, “Donkey Dink”?
The Family: How ‘bout we put all the regulars on the Banned List?
Special Guest: Punk Rock Hall of Famer and NOFX drummer, Smelly! #3 on the charts, #1 in your hearts! You guys are f’ing jackasses! Now about the first song Smelly jammed…
It’s kind of an art film!
Dave’s Rants: Not a fan of enthusiasm, close-talkers, red onions that are really purple, and cringe words like ointment.
“Gettin’ older, had a birthday, one step closer to the grave!”
Get it on! Bang a gong, and go!! First Songs We Ever Played!
Someone was too cool for covers
“Suck Me Till I’m Dead”
Bad Breath Brady puked the first time playing that
Do me & my brother count as a band?
All songs were KISS rip-offs
Peter Gunn Theme
“Seasons In The Sun” done as a punk cover with Cousin Chad
“The Deth Song” by the Misunderstood
There’s not one f’ing band in his whole school
Playing in the bars at 17 (shhh! Don’t tell anyone!)
And thanks to this week’s sponsors (can the Canadian government be a sponsor?):
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