Gorilla Report: Hunter accidentally lost a presidential briefing in Ukraine!

Joe Biden was asked several questions Tuesday by the foreign press if Hunter Biden had lost a classified presidential briefing on Ukraine. Joe declined comment. The Briefing was lost when Hunter borrowed a presidential car and Hunter accidentally left the briefing in the unlocked car where it was stolen. Hunter desperately searched for the stolen document only to crash the car into another car. The CIA is investigating!
It is believed 3 prostitutes stole the documents the CIA has set up a hotline if anyone knows the prostitutes?