I've got news for you Brucie. You're always gonna smell like balls.

Olympic Gold Medalist Caitlyn Jenner sounds off on 'Hannity' regarding UPenn transgender. Meanwhile, we've got news for YOU. You're both always gonna smell like balls. You can change your appearance, but you can't change your DNA. The only other thing you CAN change is your mental illness. They have drugs for that, you know.

In South Dakota, girls don't have a penis or a nutsack.
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Only Country Folks will understand this. City folks are too illiterate and undereducated:

Guys, if you want to play on the girls' team, you need to be fully committed.
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Adding new dimensions to the Nutcracker Suite

What does The Nutcracker symbolize?
According to German folklore, nutcrackers were given as keepsakes to bring luck to the family and protect the home. It is said that they represent strength and power and watches over the family keeping evil spirits and danger away. Also works for keeping boys out of girls' sports. If you want to play on the girls' team, you need to be fully committed. You can't do that if you've still got your nuts.
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I've got news for you Brucie. You're ALWAYS gonna smell like BALLS!
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