It Might Be A Good Time To Get Right With God, DEUX

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It might be time to... you know ... get right with God, as they say, DEUX

Or not. I mean, we could always just toss the dice with eternity and hope for the best.

I've kind of already gotten right with God - I hope, I pray, I BELIEVE I have - but in the face of such revelations and urgencies and impending doom as are discussed in the attached video, I'm SURE there's MORE I can do.

The video certainly brings the thought of doing more to mind!!!

OF COURSE, there has ALWAYS been impending doom and I would have to guess that each successive wave of impending doom reached new heights of doominess.

So it is likewise here, and in spades. You know, exponentially and quantumly and any other word you can think of to stick here to communicate dramaticly increased fantastical, awe-inspiring, terror-inducing cataclysm.

I mean, help a friend and brother out. I'm always on the lookout for super-dramatic punch words!! Words that REALLY pack an intellectual, emotional and even spiritual punch!! Share your ideas in the comments. Let's get literary here together, and have a good time bringing the End Times into the light of our shared and collective awareness!!

With respect to waves of doom that increase in intensity of doominess, it's interesting that Jesus used the metaphor of "birth pains" to describe the oncoming, and then final, cataclysm.

What a poignant illustration!! Genius, even. It's almost ... as if ... He knew something, and was trying to help 🤔

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A4-9&version=NIV

I don't know about you, but I don't really want to be around when THAT demon baby is born!!! 😳

Now, you can do what you want and I respect that. I'm just saying you might wanna start getting right with God. In any case, final cataclysm or no final cataclysm, if you ask me, getting right with our shared and mutual Creator would be a really good idea. A really REALLY good idea. A GREAT idea, in fact.

And since you're asking me for my advice (wait, what? 😂) I'd also like to say I'M EXPLICITLY *NOT* TALKING ABOUT GOING TO CHURCH. God forbid. Oh my God, don't get me started. I'm more talking about THIS:
 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+3%3A1-2&version=NIV

And I mean, look, the guy who recommended that particular course of action is the guy about whom Jesus said, "... is the greatest man ever born to women...". Whiiiiich ... causes me to want to ask, "Is there any other kind of man?" Buuuuuut that's an entirely different post. So, yeah, he might be a good choice in terms of picking somebody whose advice we follow.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+11%3A11&version=NIV

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